United players you just didn't like?

[Bedrock Blade]

Paul fuckeyed Shaw.

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Badger, Woodward and Currie, for not carrying on playing until they were at least 60.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Badger, Woodward and Currie, for not carrying on playing until they were at least 60.

I was mates at school with Len Badgers grandson. He's the spitting image of him.

It's not relevant to the thread at all, I'm just bored.

 

[speedymcgeady]

Brett Angell..

 

[davidblade]

Fook me there's hundreds on the list , but some players do seem to keep cropping up. My own personal hate does seem to come up consistently. Perhaps we could have a poll.
I'm not sure how to do this but I'm sure someone will !

 

[SirNibletsO'Korne]

Steve Kabba.
Really good for us and scored some great-and important goals-but I could never warm to him for some reason,and I know I wasn't on my own..
Not sure why?

 

[I should coco]

ian rush

How did I forget that big-nosed-uninterested- past-it-tosspot?

It's not relevant to the thread at all, I'm just bored.

I hope your mum doesn't read this forum.

If you'd said 'I'm bored' when you were younger, all mums were obliged to give you a clip round the ear and tell you not to be ungrateful. Something about the 'starving children in Africa would love to be bored' or something similar at any rate.

Isn't there some dog-porn you could check out, or hows about a bit of trolling on NKT? Something along the lines of how bad it will be when the dolphin killer* takes his money out, to help depress the mood on there further?

* Obvs not the correct NKT term as you might give the game away.

 

[Rodley]

Don't hate players for being shit, only hate players who didn't try or who I came across in real life and they were twats.

 

[Ricky]

Oooh, what a long thread this will be.


Ashley Ward
Marcus Bent (2nd spell)
Tony McMahon
Darryl Westlake
Jay McEveley
Che Adams
Dean Hammond
Conor Sammon

 

[BushBlade]

Isn't he a born again Christian now?

He was a Christian when he played for us I think.

 

[snootyfenooty]

How come Doyle is being let off the hook in this thread. We suffered years of overpaid shite from him but it appears all was forgiven because he did a silly walk vs West Ham. Oh, and please spare me the "because he tried" bollocks, he was fucking rubbish.

 

[borbokis]

Connor sammon is not getting any where near enough recognition in this thread

 

[pommpey]

How come Doyle is being let off the hook in this thread. We suffered years of overpaid shite from him but it appears all was forgiven because he did a silly walk vs West Ham. Oh, and please spare me the "because he tried" bollocks, he was fucking rubbish.

Mind you, he does pull back from the brink for the Cockney Walk.

That alone was a Huntmeg moment of worthiness.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Connor sammon is not getting any where near enough recognition in this thread

Did he play for us?

pommpey

 

[Tyler Durden]

John Brayclough post-2014.

 

[borbokis]

Did he play for us?

pommpey

In the loosest possible sense of the word "play" - yes

 

[BushBlade]

How come Doyle is being let off the hook in this thread. We suffered years of overpaid shite from him but it appears all was forgiven because he did a silly walk vs West Ham. Oh, and please spare me the "because he tried" bollocks, he was fucking rubbish.

Because the thread is more about irrational dislikes than just being shit. We could all list players that we thought were shit but it's been done to death. I had a dislike of David Barnes, I think I saw him have a bad game or something and just took a dislike to him. Watching some of the old footage on here though, he didn't look bad at all.

I didn't think Doyle was that bad tbf, limited but if used correctly could do the job at L1 level. I saw him play well under Wilson in the 'Oh fuck' season when we played proper football. But I never took to him.

 

[unitedbhoy]

Jonathon Hunt and Ian Hamilton!!

 

[Silvio Morris]

Peter Withe- celebrating that goal whilst on loan from United!

 

[Roygbiv]

Matt Hill. Couldn't stand him as a left back but did ok as a centre back.

The thing that did it for me was away at Notts county, he had the ball towards the corner flag, could have swung his right foot at it and cleared it down pitch or for a throw in but chose to dink it out for a corner with his left.

How can any professional footballer be so one footed?

I didn't dislike Hill but I remember that. It was so embarrassing.

Off the top of my head I would go Hammond, Woolford, McMahon and Williams

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Vinnie Jones. Fucking thick nasty cunt who thought he was hard. Remember him ending Gary Stevens career at Spurs. Getting booked after seconds at Man City. Attempting an overhead kick once at the Lane which ended up in The Cricketers back yard. Ex Leeds shithouse. By the way it's Vinny not Vinnie you dick head.

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

John Burridge the original Terry Fuckwitt. Once saw him try to kick up a divot for a goal kick on Oldhams plastic pitch. For being part of the mid 80's side whose average age was 76, theiving a grand a week at the arse end of their careers.

 

[fuerstenberger]

Danny Cullip. Played against him in Sussex County League friendly, early noughties. I was in my early 40's. Slow,with no skill (me and him).He was utter tripe. Couldn't believe it when he signed for us. In fact I was disgusted, put me off us for a week.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Paul Thirwell, Jay McEveley, Lee Hendrie.

All fucking cheats who tried to make it appear that they were doing their best when, in fact, they didn't give a fuck and passed responsibility on to others at every opportunity.

Many of the others mentioned on here don't fall into that category - they were honest triers who weren't quite up to it and I can't hate them for that, but those other 3 cunts ......... with every fibre.

 

[Blade1771]

There is one player that really should have been on that list. A player who came in on big wages, looked slow, unfit and disinterested and in the final game of the Nigel Adkins game, saw his number flash up on the board as he was about to get hauled off to a cacaphony of boos and abuse. He momentarily stop with one hand behind his back about to flick the v sign at the home supporters, thought better of it and trudged off the pitch. If he had flicked the v sign he would have been quicker out of the door than Dean Hammond when our saviour finally arrived.

 

[TonyAgana]

I find it difficult to "dislike" players purely down to a lack of ability. So in the spirit of this thread, I'm going with Vinnie Jones; both a shitpot and really quite wank.

 

[I should coco]

John Burridge the original Terry Fuckwitt. Once saw him try to kick up a divot for a goal kick on Oldhams plastic pitch. For being part of the mid 80's side whose average age was 76, theiving a grand a week at the arse end of their careers.

That mid 80s side of pensioners was a joke, but Budgie was most definitely not one of the wage thieves. In a long line of poor goalkeepers since Hodgy-Tracey (exception for Tom Mac) , he stood out as being fully committed to the cause. He might have been nearly 40 but he made some great cat like saves.

Sorry, but he should be nowhere near this thread.

 

[GrayBlade]

That mid 80s side of pensioners was a joke, but Budgie was most definitely not one of the wage thieves. In a long line of poor goalkeepers since Hodgy-Tracey (exception for Tom Mac) , he stood out as being fully committed to the cause. He might have been nearly 40 but he made some great cat like saves.

Sorry, but he should be nowhere near this thread.

Spot on mate although I seem to remember that the ‘Dads Army’ team had a decent start, but soon fell away when the cooler weather got into their old bones.

Didn’t we send Peter Withe out on loan to Brum because he couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo, then he score the winner for them at the Lane?

 

[Bayingblade]

Spot on mate although I seem to remember that the ‘Dads Army’ team had a decent start, but soon fell away when the cooler weather got into their old bones.

Didn’t we send Peter Withe out on loan to Brum because he couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo, then he score the winner for them at the Lane?

I think he scored twice GB!!

I'd add Phil Thompson to the list too.

 

[BushBlade]

Danny Cullip. Played against him in Sussex County League friendly, early noughties. I was in my early 40's. Slow,with no skill (me and him).He was utter tripe. Couldn't believe it when he signed for us. In fact I was disgusted, put me off us for a week.

I 'nearly' played for a team in that league as I knew a bloke who captained the team. I can't remember what team it was now, I was living in Brighton at the time. Unfortunately he saw me play and it wasn't one of my better games. (It wasn't the top division either). OK, I'll be honest, I was shit.