Uncle Richard

[raul]

Please can we have new toilets? Good to see us up there in the running for something anyway.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/nov/10/poll-football-toilets-vote-rigging

 

[Sothall_Blade]

We only have 5 votes. Ebbsfleet are winning with 2619.
Of the finalists, we're the biggest club and fanbase by far so we could win if we want to.

 

[Kenilworth]

Are they taking the piss or what?

 

[judge]

if we were close to winning the site would be overrun with newly aquired ebbsfleet fans suspiciously smelling of bacon and MASSIVE hooves

 

[Tuns]

Be a disaster if we won. In fact should never have put a roof on the kop bogs. Getting pissed on whilst having a piss whilst being pissed off with United was one of my matchday highlights. We were possibly the last club to have open air bogs, another part of our unique character gone.