Turfing

[Ollessendro]

Boo av just ad a reit idea. Maybe we shud move in tugevver n a cud build mi shed on your lawn. It wud be a winnin combination. Everyone knows dat a good shed compliments some reit nice turf! Az tha got room fo me n arr lass? (n mi mistress from time to time?)

Ey up, why ant Kenny asked fo this thread t be moved?

 

[boo radley]

Boo av just ad a reit idea. Maybe we shud move in tugevver n a cud build mi shed on your lawn. It wud be a winnin combination. Everyone knows dat a good shed compliments some reit nice turf! Az tha got room fo me n arr lass? (n mi mistress from time to time?)

Ey up, why ant Kenny asked fo this thread t be moved?

My my what would mrs Olle say to that? it could have its plus side seeing as i have grey hair she may get confussed.actually that may not be a plus side.

As for the thread being moved, it may have something to do with quality?

 

[Ollessendro]

Mrs Olle is a yes women. Like all my mrs, they do exactly what the landlord says.

I see what you mean about quality. Perhaps Keniloworth will get upset/threatened/pissed of with this thread when it becomes significant. Unfortunately it lacks originality and has had a low no of replies (though I do like it Boo)

 

[mickerz-blade]

Mrs Olle is a yes women. Like all my mrs, they do exactly what the landlord says.

I see what you mean about quality. Perhaps Keniloworth will get upset/threatened/pissed of with this thread when it becomes significant. Unfortunately it lacks originality and has had a low no of replies (though I do like it Boo)

Dont you like the quality of your fellow dingles wishing to sell rollers?

 

[Ollessendro]

Ang on a miute Micky owd boy - thar a farmer from Rov-ram!!? Av a brek from farming/quarrying, tek thi sen darn t Cutler for couple o pints t chill art n den maybbe gu up ruad fo a curry at dat Bengal place in Dinno.

 

[mickerz-blade]

Ang on a miute Micky owd boy - thar a farmer from Rov-ram!!? Av a brek from farming/quarrying, tek thi sen darn t Cutler for couple o pints t chill art n den maybbe gu up ruad fo a curry at dat Bengal place in Dinno.

Whats up feeling got at?
Anyway its rajabs in south anston for Indian and Trooper for a couple of pints while its being cooked.

 

[Ollessendro]

Boo.

Arz da garden guin mucker? Did tha get tha turf laid properly fo summer? Aw were talkin to this geezer at Trooper in South Anston n he sed that tha'd sacked anuther gardner!!? Dunt wurry tho mate, cos a know this gardner who is lookin for work. He ant dunt much for years, but he laid a sum turf reit well just North orr Rov-Ram nce. Only fing is that he laid turf fo your arch enemy n evil neighbour Dennis. Still, does tha want me t send im your way? A knw how seriously you tek your garden n turf is reit important t that.

KOC

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

The next thing is to find a way to stop all our neighbours' cats from using it as their toilet. My wife uses a water pistol on them, but they're usually too quick for her.

Get two terriers, call them Monty and Morgs - Sorted!!

 

[boo radley]

Boo.

Arz da garden guin mucker? Did tha get tha turf laid properly fo summer? Aw were talkin to this geezer at Trooper in South Anston n he sed that tha'd sacked anuther gardner!!? Dunt wurry tho mate, cos a know this gardner who is lookin for work. He ant dunt much for years, but he laid a sum turf reit well just North orr Rov-Ram nce. Only fing is that he laid turf fo your arch enemy n evil neighbour Dennis. Still, does tha want me t send im your way? A knw how seriously you tek your garden n turf is reit important t that.

KOC

That dingle talk teks stacks of understandin from us slightly more refined members of S.Yorks.
Anyway take a walk up towards Cutler and look tu left just after stream (river Ryton).
check out the beautiful turf gone wrong coz some pratt never watered it.
Mines down and although resouses are low at the mo, with a little tender care I'll keep you informed as you seem to get just a little frustrated and tha tends to jump a little quick in a crisis and although not quite knee jerk it a little hair pulling and 'what do we do now'. A little reasurance from boo, if it starts to brown I'll still be there. I heard it said today that it may take maybe 3 years to start to succeed. The young turf is good but will it take quicker than that.

 

[Cool Clint]

I've got a question, What happens if your turf takes really well in places and certain patches youv'e found are real quality turf. Do you cut these quality patches out and re sell them to someone who needs that bit more quality and is willing to pay for your patches and replace with a slighly lesser brand to blend in with your lawn? Or should you work that bit harder nurturing the slightly less quality patches to get them up to the standard (or as close too) of your top quality turf?

 

[mickerz-blade]

So, having found a new groundsman and others in the family a bit suspicious of him. The Turf has not changed much at all. He's bought a bit of pesticide,will that be enough to make it flourish?

 

[boo radley]

So, having found a new groundsman and others in the family a bit suspicious of him. The Turf has not changed much at all. He's bought a bit of pesticide,will that be enough to make it flourish?

are you refering to our new defender?