Alan Young...oh yes, remember him well. Always entered the pitch with wet hair. Most players have a shower after the match, but he seemed to have one before. Signed from Arsenal and we thought we'd got a new cult hero. The kop songwriters got busy immediately and created a song for him with lyrics that went, "Alan Young, Alan Young, Alan Young" - sang to a traditional 4/4 time signature - simple and effective. Unfortunately Young was somewhat injury prone. He could break a limb playing cards on the team bus on the way to the ground. I don't know how much he cost but the £200k rings a bell so maybe he's one to add to the list. Best forgotten otherwise though.