CONFIRMED Tom Cannon signs until 2029, with a year option

[Sean Thornton]

Wagon wheels not wagon castors FAF that is - have a big fat like…!,,
Do you remember the chocolate Dundee biscuits?
As in the big fuck off versions, used to get them for 2p at break time in school,
Well, I did at Silverdale, and before anyone gets all mean to me and says I was a posh twat
I was expelled at a previous school and this was the only school that would take me on at the time

Anyhow, I used to distract the older school kids who was selling the Dundee biscuits and pinch a couple
So I ate three and paid for one - could never eat anything at lunchtime that’s how big they were…..
Mahhoosive….

They were very strict at Greytowers. Did you know Watson and Trott?

 

[Cheeky Blade]

Promo video landed.
Sure you’ll agree it was worth the wait!

 

[Sean Thornton]

pAggered mate , with an A ..... Pedantic Services UK

He’s probably more on a Prince William vibe…..

 

[Bell4]

pAggered mate , with an A ..... Pedantic Services UK

I know that

But I’m feeling peggered - (Latin for phobia of ladders)

 

[Toronto Blade]

Does anyone know if Cannon has been registered tomorrow’s match?
The deadline to register any players who want to play in tomorrow nights match was 12 o’clock today.

It’s surprising that there’s no news/ rumours when it all agreed by the clubs a few days ago.

I would have thought that Hull just picks up the phone to the EFL and asks them if Cannon has been registered. The only guessing game would be does he start or come off the bench.

 

[gavtheblade]

Are we gonna call him TC?, Tommy or Rock On?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Are we gonna call him TC?, Tommy or Rock On?

Shirecliffe sniper, for you Tommy…..

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

FFS
if we must do this (again)
Can it please be Frank

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

taking forever

 

[Boxer Blade]

Are we gonna call him TC?, Tommy or Rock On?

Think that will depend on how good he is

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

FFS
if we must do this (again)
Can it please be Frank
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[Tony_Kaufman]

taking forever

I heard our negotiation team are considering moving into F1 as pit stop crew. Transferable skills and all that jazz!

 

[steve26272]

Reckon because we’ve paid a decent fee and ‘fought off’ other clubs, this one will get milked on socials content.

We could always do the promos whilst tying up lose end of the contracts, I mean like anyone’s going to agree to sign, film the media release then stab us in the back and FUCK OFF TO FRANCE…..


Maybe lesson learnt and they churning out the video now

 

[Gin&Juice]

hey up seth it’s a grumble

 

[FleaPitBlade]

Waiting on Russo to finish the script for Robert Downey Jnr's naration.

"....I am Cannon, man."

 

[WORKSOPBLADE]

Done

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Russo int gonna put his name to any old (signing) video

Edit
Beat me to it

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Done

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

This is excellent

 

[SwissBlade]

Nice bit of bed wetting here

 

[MojoMuffin]

Get tick ahhhhhht

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

 

[Rodley]

 

[Sean Thornton]

Don’t like him.

 

[Green7361]

Didn't make it to 100 pages what's going on, this is way to quick

 

[BLADES1988]

Weerz tick

 

[Groucho Blade]

Done and dusted
Kippers and custard

 

[knowsnowt]

Mr president. We got him!

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Confirmed!