The Steve Kabba Syndrome.

[Bert]

It's starting to strike again.

Clearly Coutts was an important cog in the machine but the longer he's out the better player he's becoming.

 

[tomtheblade]

Well he hasn't played for us for over a decade, so he must be incredible by now. You've convinced me. Let's start him sat and let him do some damage.

 

[PokerBlade]

Yes, aside from absolutely fucking everyone, prior to Coutts' injury no one ever said he was one of our most important players.

 

[knowsnowt]

Wibble.

 

[SwissBlade]

It's starting to strike again.

Clearly Coutts was an important cog in the machine but the longer he's out the better player he's becoming.

Is Kabba syndrome the same as the Littlejohn disorder? Fast as fuck, but fucking useless

 

[shorehamview]

Kabba dabba don’t.

 

[The Crab]

Is Kabba syndrome the same as the Littlejohn disorder? Fast as fuck, but fucking useless

I've got the "fucking useless" bit nailed down anyway. Fast? I guess if a guy of my weight fell off a cliff I'd be pretty rapid.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Is Kabba syndrome the same as the Littlejohn disorder? Fast as fuck, but fucking useless

I'll trump you with the Trenton Wiggan wibble dissorder,fast as fuck but going nowhere.

 

[YorkBlade]

The only player I have seen who was better than an injured Steve Kabba was John Ebbrell

 

[COME BACK CHED]

What about Hammond and Connor

 

[Blade56]

I trump you all with Andy Campbell, one of fastest players I've ever seen in a United shirt but couldn't control or shoot or dribble to save his life.

 

[Worksop II]

Steve Kabba, scored

Vs Leeds in the Cup

Vs Wednesday

Vs Forest in the Playoff Semi

Legend

and also winds Fatty up

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Fastest player I’ve ever seen for us is/was Michael O’Halloran.

But my word was he rubbish.

 

[jamie0114]

Common theme for players with pace is that they usually have to be quick to get to their first touch, the ones who actually have a first touch are playing in the Premier League

 

[Bladesman]

It's starting to strike again.

Clearly Coutts was an important cog in the machine but the longer he's out the better player he's becoming.

They say he never gave the ball away but I recall he gave the ball away rather a fair bit.

That said I still like Coutts but he was prone to the odd error himself which the likes of Lundstrum gets pelted for. Obviously if you go on and win a match then those errors are meaningless.

 

[Rodley]

Lundstram did better last game. He needs to learn to make the right decisions, it will come with game time. People wrote off Basham, Coutts and numerous others. Wilder and Knill can sort him out.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

I thought Kabba syndrome was when a player you've never heard of is MOM at Bramall Lane for the opposition and everyone says 'Why don't we sign him?' (Kabba for Grimsby got an ovation from all sides of the ground when subbed near the end - he seemed to be everywhere playing in a poor side), but then is not nearly as good when we do sign him. A reverse Kabba would be Booker or Jake Wright.

 

[I should coco]

thought Kabba syndrome was when a player you've never heard of is MOM at Bramall Lane for the opposition and everyone says 'Why don't we sign him?' (Kabba for Grimsby got an ovation from all sides of the ground when subbed near the end - he seemed to be everywhere playing in a poor side), but then is not nearly as good when we do sign him.

Phil Starbuck


End of thread.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I guess if a guy of my weight fell off a cliff I'd be pretty rapid.

Falling off a cliff?
Looking for a safe landing?
Then you need one of these.
Let the frame take the strain and order direct from Crab Industries today...

 

[The Crab]

Falling off a cliff?
Looking for a safe landing?
Then you need one of these.
Let the frame take the strain and order direct from Crab Industries today...

Quality product, despite the attempted Legal Action from Wile E Coyote.

 

[Tom Bott]

Ah the old ACME cow off a cliff catcher, or is it for the cow to propel herself over the barbed wire ?

Was the original Crab Industries model not designed for catching Crabs ?

 

[Bladepicker]

I think Bert's opening post is suffering from Marcus Bent Syndrome...

 

[Bert]

I thought Kabba syndrome was when a player you've never heard of is MOM at Bramall Lane for the opposition and everyone says 'Why don't we sign him?' (Kabba for Grimsby got an ovation from all sides of the ground when subbed near the end - he seemed to be everywhere playing in a poor side), but then is not nearly as good when we do sign him. A reverse Kabba would be Booker or Jake Wright.

He was good when we signed him but after his injury he was never the same, he didn't even look physically the same person with those spindly legs.
As each week went by with him out injured the higher his reputation soared.

 

[Bert]

I think Bert's opening post is suffering from Marcus Bent Syndrome...

Bonkers Benty, wonder what he's doing now? Somebody ought to give us a bulletin.

 

[McGrath]

I remember a pang of excitement years ago when we were losing at home to Liverpool (I think) and Jostein Flo came on as sub after an injury lay off...... I learnt not to build by hopes ever again after that

 

[Guesty]

Yeah, it's starting to be really difficult to see what exactly Coutts brought to the side...

 

[DronnieBlade]

Top PL clubs would miss the influence, composure and class of Paul Coutts.

It was inevitable we would suffer.

UTB

 

[Guesty]

Top PL clubs would miss the influence, composure and class of Paul Coutts.

It was inevitable we would suffer.

UTB

Couldn't agree more. Indeed, the team's big weakness this season and last has been a lack of cover for either Coutts or Fleck, and now it is being exposed. Which makes the opening post frankly baffling to me.

 

[super_pig]

Ah the old ACME cow off a cliff catcher, or is it for the cow to propel herself over the barbed wire ?

Was the original Crab Industries model not designed for catching Crabs ?

yeah they scaled it up.. but all enginners know engineering is not linear