The ‘titwank’ man on the Kop

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Scarebus said:
I really want to introduce 'titwank' into my daily parlance. Outside of asking for a titwank every day.
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After I read this, I thought you actually made it sound quite poetic. almost Shakespearean.

"one doth meet a buxom wench and trifle with a titwank and sweetmeats."

I then saw Maurice Maurice 's photo of a wendy and it brought me right back down to earth with a bump
 



We had some lads near us screaming about Tanganga’s member and McGoldrick non stop for 90 minutes in rotation. Every now and then they’d scream “sing up shoreham”, there was a collective groan. I actually preferred the sound of the drums.
 



This guy needs his own song
Then when he starts we can collectively terrorise him 😁
Itd be the end of kop titwanking thats for sure
 
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