The ‘titwank’ man on the Kop

[dexter101]

I really want to introduce 'titwank' into my daily parlance. Outside of asking for a titwank every day.

After I read this, I thought you actually made it sound quite poetic. almost Shakespearean.

"one doth meet a buxom wench and trifle with a titwank and sweetmeats."

I then saw Maurice Maurice 's photo of a wendy and it brought me right back down to earth with a bump

 

[Davalon]

What's the phrase for a group of titwanks?

 

[Pitsmoorian]

What's the phrase for a group of titwanks?

Not sure. Is it a 'trembling'? Maybe a 'fettle'?
My memory is terrible

 

[Blackheath Blade]

What's the phrase for a group of titwanks?

A splurge?

 

[Sean Thornton]

What's the phrase for a group of titwanks?

Collective noun.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I bet this fella doesn't go short in the bedroom Olympics...

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Is that the ex Trust chairman?

 

[djbaldken]

What's the phrase for a group of titwanks?

Hillsborough?

 

[Davalon]

Hillsborough?

You're in the lead so far

 

[mattbianco1]

What's the phrase for a group of titwanks?

Wednesday fans ?

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

A culture of titwanks.

 

[Keen Blade]

Not sure. Is it a 'trembling'? Maybe a 'fettle'?
My memory is terrible

Your memory is terrible ?
What about the mammories ?

 

[Keen Blade]

Collective noun.

Pedant

 

[Pitsmoorian]

You're in the lead so far

Ahh, i see. Ok then, errrrm......a bounce?

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

TITTAAAAYS!

Breasts.

 

[Bladesman101]

We had some lads near us screaming about Tanganga’s member and McGoldrick non stop for 90 minutes in rotation. Every now and then they’d scream “sing up shoreham”, there was a collective groan. I actually preferred the sound of the drums.

 

[calcalcal]

This guy needs his own song
Then when he starts we can collectively terrorise him
Itd be the end of kop titwanking thats for sure

 

[Rodley]

Is his mate known as Soapy?

Sweaty

 

[Kenilworth]

Sweaty

Betty

 

[djbaldken]

Sweaty

Betty

Many moons ago I actually had a dalliance with a young lady from Mexborough.
Her name happened to be Betty.
I affectionately called her Sweaty Betty from Mexborough.
She wasn't particularly impressed when I introduced her as such.
But she did have particularly impressive attributes.
And was particularly impressive in the use of them.
Ahhh the memories..............or something like that. I never could spell.

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

Titwanks 3 Quid