The ‘titwank’ man on the Kop

[Scarebus]

Hope widlers heard this fella and decides to put 2 big ones up front with a pacey, strong but quick finisher through the middle.

 

[St Annington]

Get yer titwanks….only 3 quid

Surely the cry under the subway is "match-day tit-wanks"

 

[Pintor75]

Surely the cry under the subway is "match-day tit-wanks"

Followed by £3.50!

 

[Gimli]

My mate wants to know where these £3 titwanks are happening. So he can avoid the shock, obviously. Is it cash or card?

It’s not titwank man himself providing the service is it

 

[Rodley]

Followed by £3.50!

Free fiddy!

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

It’s not titwank man himself providing the service is it

Not sure. Didn't want to be judgemental of him for his life choice to supplement his income with ad-hoc sex work.

 

[Jolly Buffer]

Is this the same fella that's wants to bring back fingering??

 

[Rodley]

Is he going to Wembz if we get there? If so, could we get him on the PA with Gaz Sinclair?

 

[Rodley]

Anyone know if he’s Wilder in or Wilder out?

 

[DifferentClass]

Anyone know if he’s Wilder in or Wilder out?

Depends what his nipples are.

 

[WorksopBlade86]

Quite simply the best thread I've ever read on here.
Seeing the original comments from a couple of years ago has got me chuckling away


BLUT = Bramall Lane Upper Titwank

 

[DifferentClass]

Quite simply the best thread I've ever read on here.
Seeing the original comments from a couple of years ago has got me chuckling away


BLUT = Bramall Lane Upper Titwank

View From Bolton in the second Wilder promotion season had me crying laughing

 

[haich1889]

Since we’re all having a go at things off the field, can someone please move this man towards the back of the kop where fans are much more vocal/passionate about the team/players/ref. He currently sits around Gangway D Row J/K on the Kop. It’s even got to a point where people around us are counting how many times he utters the word “titwank” in a match, but the novelty has even worn off that! I thought at first he had a medical issue until I realised it wasn’t. The gentleman commonly calls the referee a titwank (albeit I counted only 5 yesterday), but I’ve had enough. Gerrim moved. He’s a titwank x

May I take the time to apologise for my dad??

 

[Rodley]

WUEDTW?

Will he be there for Bristol City?

 

[Gimli]

May I take the time to apologise for my dad??

Apologise? You'll do nothing of the sort, titwank man is a bone fide (make your own jokes) lane legend!

 

[SUFC Guy]

Apologise? You'll do nothing of the sort, titwank man is a bone fide (make your own jokes) lane legend!

Titwanks aren't just for Christmas, birthdays and anniversaries. They're for life !

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Anyone know if he’s Wilder in or Wilder out?

In and out I would say…

 

[dexter101]

In and out I would say…

Think he is up and down on the matter...