Team name

[United Aren't Back.]

Sheffield United Knill.

Funny thing with this is.. I borrowed it from another poster on here a few weeks ago.
Full credit to a person unknown.

 

[guancheblade]

The Unwinnables

 

[Ralph Blade]

The anomalies

 

[Grumps]

S Club 11

 

[djbaldken]

The Unmentionables!
The Ineffectuals
The Dross
The Uniterested
The Incapacitated
The Clueless
The Uninspiring
The Incompetants

How many more would you like?

 

[Gavlar]

The statues.