Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[blade.i.am]

t'rev'n'ant - the original Yorkshire film re made with Leo di Caprio in the Trevor Hockey role. Not sure who played Ant(ony) Currie

 

[elgoog44]

Hockey obsessed with Jockeys, in this BBC Documentary we follow Trevor Hockey who actively stalks jockeys, this piss poorly second rate production will be on I-Player in the coming months before being replaced with Eastenders episodes, like the one where Bianca shouts "MONTY....." featuring ex united player Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Ricky "Monty" Butcher.

 

[elgoog44]

Benson and Hedges - a show where Bob Benson looks at Smoking through the ages and nicotine products from across the world, with the help of Barnsley player Ryan Hedges.

 

[elgoog44]

Alas Smith and Jones, featuring Brian Smith and Mick Jones as they try and give a comedic show with sketches such as man on the Simonsen Moon, the night bramall lane stood still, and many more, also featuring the talents of Nick "Monty" Montgomery who steals the show as he always seems to.

 

[elgoog44]

Watson and Holmes Investigate - Crime thriller / Who done it featuring Ex Blades Jimmy Holmes and Arthur Watson, also staring, Dean Hammond as the unseen stranger, Adkins as Chief Inspector as he is the only one that can see the master criminal "The Unseen Stranger" the action takes place in the 1900 century hotel called the Copthorne Inn, the baggage boy is played by Nick "Monty" Montgomery, did he see more than he should through the crack in the door, also featuring lord Barron C Evans, and his lady of the night lady Countess Jean Hatchett, did he murder her, gripping stuff filmed by Little Brother productions - hits the big screen in summer 2018

 

[elgoog44]

East-Enda's - ex-blades take on the re-make of the BBC soap.
Neil Warnock as Shirley Carter
Michael Doyle as Mick Carter
Johannes Ertl as Grant Mitchell
Rob Page as Phil Mitchell
Steven Quinn as Bianca Jackson
Nick Montgomery as Ricky Butcher
Kevin Blackwell as Peggy Mitchell
and staring many more as well, life in Walford will never be the same again...

 

[brownie4583]

Jamie's school dinners.
Ex Blade Jamie Hoyland visits schools around England advising children on healthy meals and cooking delicious food at lunchtime in a bid to cut obesity in the young.

 

[OléBlade]

In Nick Montgomery's first forays into show business since entering retirement, the following programmes have been announced by Channel 9 Australia:

Touch Like a Rapist: Monty follows his legendary first touches into some of Britain's toughest penitentiaries.

Every Second Touch a Tackle: Nick takes us on a tour of Thailand's brothels and discovers that not all is as it seems in the orient. Look out for a guest appearance from Hao 'High Dong' Haidong!

I Forte the Law and the Law Won: Nick Montgomery introduces coverage of a fight to the death between two of the Sheffield's United's more disappointing academy graduates.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Jack O'Connell's Magic Show

Step aside, Dynamo. Out of the way, David Blaine. There's a new kid on the block!

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Million pound drop

Can today's contestant Kevin get the add on money to drop straight into his back pocket



I'm sorry I'll say that again

With the season only days away Foxy chairs the forum game where posters repeat their posts, simply changing the players name. No points penalty for repetition.



The Wilder Bunch

Gritty story as Tufty tries to herd his targets into the BL Ranch, against all the odds, double crosses and dressing room unrest, while trying to protect young prize steer Brooksy from being sold by his boss, Quick Sell McCabe.


Take Your Pick

United academy prospects lined up, cheap as chips, for PL scouts to bid for.


Fantasy Island

After a few days on the Island, Blades sell David Brooks for forty million, but for once, even, Mr Roarke and Tattoo can't keep everyone happy as massed ranks refuse to get back on the plane singing "It's not enough, so don't forget it, it's not a silly phase I'm going through. McCabe you bastard"

 

[FlamingLip]

Every Second Touch a Tackle: Nick takes us on a tour of Thailand's brothels and discovers that not all is as it seems in the orient.

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[Ginger Gnome]

Peter NdGloves
Nuddy presents a guide to the new season's must-have knitwear for tribal leaders.

 

[1973Blade]

Peter NdGloves
Nuddy presents a guide to the new season's must-have knitwear for tribal leaders.

And also Ndlovu Island. Former Blades star goes to a remote island to find the perfect girlfriend. Mindless, pointless TV which will fascinate the nation.

 

[TJB.]

Done: Up The Arse

Matty and his missus invest in a local colonic irrigation business.

 

[Pierre's PC]

"Naughton to do" follow Kyle's recreation of the times he's been injured or just not picked. Highlights include a visit to the Disney shop where Kyle is mesmerized by a real life princess (played superbly by the flexible Nick "Monty" Montgomery) and that time Kyle chased down a shoplifter, played by fellow blades legend Jose Baxter.

 

[TJB.]

Animals for dyslexics with Connor Sammon and Glenn Cockerill.
Simon Lappin produces a version for the French.

Blade for Sale if you're a local lad and you're ever around London Rd before a game, please let me know. I'll get thi a pint in for this. Best one of the lot and it still makes me smile.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Blade for Sale if you're a local lad and you're ever around London Rd before a game, please let me know. I'll get thi a pint in for this. Best one of the lot and it still makes me smile.

Always glad to raise a smile TJB. I'm on the wrong side of the hills these days and don't get to as many games as I'd like but cheers anyway!

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

'Whose PPI Is It Anyway'

Vertibrately challenged ex England fast bowler Gladstone Small teams up with Blades starlet David Brookes, patronising viewers about all things PPI.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Lake Phishing. This week's exciting episode sees Mike take on the persona of a Nigerian Prince and trying to scam Nick "Monty" Montgomery out of his fortune amassed from being a top footballer.

Unfortunately, Nick is a better shot with an AK47 than a football and the episode ends in tears as Mike is shot in the ass.

 

[Grappler]

BBC 4 - Inspector Montalbano

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01cbq6b/episodes/guide

Award winning police drama from Sicily , starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as tough cop, Inspector Nick "Montalbano" Montgomery.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Magics Roundabout.

Strappy tries desperately to find just one correct transfer deal, going round in circles time after time.

"You can put the house you won from his tips on Magic Mije" - Agent Jim.

 

[brownie4583]

Can't pay we'll take it away.

New series where a football agent sends players to other clubs around the country,including SUFC,demands ridiculous fees then returns them to their clubs when they can't pay,wasting money on pointless travel costs

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

An interesting insight into the shopping habits of professional footballers and their wives.
Who does the spending, who does the carrying?
Find out as new Blades loan defender takes his wife round Meadowhall where she updates her underwear drawer in:
'Carter-Vickers carts her knickers'
Also starring Nick 'Monty' Montgomery as expert upper class shop assistant Nicholas Montague Montgomery

 

[Sean Thornton]

Home Alone 7

Separated from his agent, Young Jerome McAllister Sinclair finds himself all by himself at a Northern Railway station.

As his worried agent desperately tries to find him (self some more money) Young Jerome decides to take matters into his own hands and just sits there waiting for his phone to ring

Stars Piers Morgan as the agent and Jordan Slew as Jerome.

 

[brownie4583]

Postman Pat

Follow Patrick Suffo delivering mail around his local town on a daily basis and other adventures

 

[I should coco]

Fireman Sam

Sam Voakes gets the Pontypandy fire brigade out on an emergency call to rescue Jerome Sinclair from the tree that his agent told him to sit in.
Watch with baited breath as Naughty Norman chucks rotten fruit at the football superstar while his agent passes a hat around to try to get a few bob for the kid.

 

[Grappler]

Film Four 9pm

"Brief Encounter"

Classic British cinema at its best. Young Jerome Sinclair sits on a lonely railway station, waiting for his agent to tell him that he can go and meet his new girlfriend, Sheffield United. Starring Jerome Sinclair as "Jerome", Celia Johnson as "Sheffield United", and viewers are encouraged to look out for a rare early role from Nick "Monty" Montgomery, as assistant station master Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[The Crab]

BBC 4 - Inspector Montalbano

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01cbq6b/episodes/guide

Award winning police drama from Sicily , starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as tough cop, Inspector Nick "Montalbano" Montgomery.

In tonight's episode, Montalbano goes in search of a missing Count, who was last seen trying to invest in a Football Club despite the fact he had to copper up for a coffee on the Moor on the way to his meeting.

Starring Piers Morgan as "The Cunt" *

*There was a typo in the casting memo and due to budget restraints we had to go with Cunt rather than Count.

 

[TJB.]

'John...Gayford?'

Brayford has some serious soul searching to do after a steamy encounter with a male part-time vintage clothing blogger.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Deal or No Deal

A fly-on-the-wall documentary into the shifty shenanigans of transfer deadline day.