Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[TJB.]

It's close season and I'm bored, so let's have a game.

Example:

'Whitehouse on the White House' - Dane Whitehouse narrates a complete history of all 44 US Presidents in a straight-to-DVD special.

 

[stringjunior]

"Deane's Jeans"

Lane legend and all round nice guy Brian Deane takes viewers on an overly long and protracted journey through his wardrobe, looking at the how his style has changed since his early days living in a shoe box in Donny, to living it up in Norway

 

[wizadry]

Franz Carr on cars, showing John Holland how it should be done.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Bob, Book 'er!
A hilarious Carry On esque series which sees the former defender/midfielder cult hero attempt to arrest scantily clad ladies for various infractions of the law.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Gannons Cannons

Kelly's Deli

Lee Hendrie - living in a skip

 

[TJB.]

Lee Hendrie - living in a skip

Oh fucking wow.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Len Allchurch

He became a minister after his football career and wrote a pictorial encyclopaedia of all churches in the United Kingdom

 

[Blade for Sale]

Cofie & Croissant. 2 of SUFC's lesser known former luminaries take us on a 6 week snoozefest around rural France.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Cofie & Croissant. 2 of SUFC's lesser known former luminaries take us on a 6 week snoozefest around rural France.

Brilliant

 

[TJB.]

May I also extend the invitation to ex-managers and other staff.

For example:

'Warnock on Warlocks' - Neil Warnock delves deep into the murky history of witchcraft and wizardry folklore in Cornwall.

 

[Esablade]

Different Strokes-Ched

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Alan Birchenall wrote a book about imprisonment and capital punishment in which he extrapolates a theory involving putting offenders in prison and giving them the birch 'n'all

 

[TJB.]

'Can't beat a man, so I'll beat a woman - The Marlon King story'

 

[Blade for Sale]

Heavy Flo.
Jostein talks about women's monthly troubles.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

'Gayle Force'

Brian Gayle discusses the weather.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Colquhouns raccoon

Flynn on Flynn - John Flynn assesses the impact of Ryan

Badgers badger

Lakes lakes

 

[prince albert]

curries currie's .. tony take you on a tour of sheffields finest indian restaurant's...

 

[larkymasher]

Michael Tonge ...... A to Z of Pleasuring The Ladies.

 

[secretchief]

Morris's Miners - Mark Morris tours the remaining collieries in the UK driving a Morris Minor. He gives each a mark.

Tony Agana's Ghana

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

We are Not (Nos)Worthy

Blades legend Nyron invites United players past & present to consider Garth's role in Wayne's World.

 

[TJB.]

'The hardest loss to take is hair loss' - Matt Hill explores the effect baldness has on professional footballers.

 

[wizadry]

Baxters beetroot finds new substance in it which makes sales go through the roof.

 

[Blade for Sale]

The Piggyiad
Tri Dellas, Vas Borbokis and George Donis attempt to gain access to Hillsborough by hiding inside a massive wooden pig, with hilarious consequences for all.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Hattons Garden

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Former Sheffield United player reprises role vacated by namesake for
the Sheffield set version of this classic Horror-genre film...

Alan Woodward is...

The Wicker Herbal Man

Dispensing his own brand of medication, without the need of a prescription.

 

[idleurchin]

Michael Tonge Lashing - The spindly legged bag of unfulfilled potential gives his forthright views on a variety of current topics. Tonights episode sees our host rebuking the goverment over their Remain in the EU campaign tone.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Animals for dyslexics with Connor Sammon and Glenn Cockerill.
Simon Lappin produces a version for the French.

 

[idleurchin]

Pikes Pikes - Ex Sheffield United megastar Martin Pike takes us on a journey through the history of armed conflict focussing specifically on the famous long speary thing, the Pike. In tonights episode Martin visits a bewildered alcoholic Dutch historian who has only a basic understanding of English.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

 

[The Crab]

Graham Benstead's Bedstead Odessey - the ex Blades keeper shows us his antique bedstead collection