Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[LoxBlade]

Luton Sheltered - Former lightning quick Blades striker Luton Shelton takes a look at low cost affordable housing offered by Luton Borough Council.

A surprise appearance is made by Stefan 'Frugal' Scougall looking to cut his bills after recently receiving his P45.

 

[brownie4583]

Wood on Wood.
Paul Wood tours Sheffield and surrounding areas looking at all the different types of wood available,starting at Lavers and comparing grains and quality of woods used in the production of skirting,window frames,garden fencing and gates etc.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Bladerunner - Luton Shelton takes up the challenge of running quite fast while controlling a football across the wild Australian outback.

With only a camera man for company, gasp at sheltons attempts to keep the ball under control.

On this exciting first episode see how hope turns to despair as only 25 yards have been traveled before the ball ends up in a ditch with a giant saltwater croc. Nick "Monty" Montgomery is brought over after filming his latest blockbuster to play the ballboy with hilarious consequences.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

"A King on a King - the Search for the Truth"

Marlon King travels to Memphis to investigate the conspiracy theories surrounding the death / disappearance of Elvis Presley. His work is unfortunately cut short when he is arrested and jailed for stabbing a man on the street in cold blood, for looking at him funny.

 

[BushBlade]

Rapo Man.

 

[torridon]

Doyle does Doily's

Join Michael Doyle as he shows off his vintage collection of lace and crochet doily's, he his joined tonight by Mr Done and his impressive place mat collection.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Taxi - high drama and tears a'plenty as midfield maestro Dean Hammond leaves SUFC in the back of Nick "Monty" Montgomerys cab. Featuring already at the club, Michael Brown's replacement and Axel Smeets who was once described as the best midfielder of his generation.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Vas's new Vadge.

Vas Borbokis's penile extension surgery goes horribly wrong.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Monty: my part in his downfall

TV version of Spike Milligans book where it's revealed Timmy from South Park taught Nick Montgomery how to pass a ball.

 

[The Crab]

Paul Rogers Roger's

Ex Blade Paul Rogers tells us how many people he knows are called Roger. Better sit down guys because he knows 15 of them.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Love Thy Neighbour

Neil Warnock and ginger twat Gary Megson find themselves living next door to each other, with hilarious consequences as Gary finds himself permanently unemployed and Neil flaunts his Botox, tan, bouffant hair, wallet and new tractor over the fence as Gary tends to his herb garden.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Wait 'til your father gets home.

After being very naughty, Marlon Kings three children await their punishment as soon as their Dad finishes his latest stretch.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Hell And High Water -
Hard-hitting documentary investigating the causes of the disasterous River Don floods of 2007 and the effect on hillsborough stadium.

 

[torridon]

Blockbusters, Chris Morgan tells his side of the story regarding the infamous game in Dingleland in 2008.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Evans Above!

Ched Evans takes us on a bird's-eye view of the country as he journeys across Britain in a hot-air balloon.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

When Javary met Lavery

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Sexpert striker Chedwyn investigates the weird world of sexual fantasy.
Episode 1 'Added calories' takes a look at how introducing tasty food stuffs into the action doesn't always end well as one couple found when smearing a tasty blend of crushed mango and avocado on their intimate parts in "Pulp Friction" starring Nick 'Monty' Montgomery playing himself as expert juicer 'Monty'

 

[Rodley]

Jock Strap

Ian Bryson shines a light on the evolution of sporting underwear.

 

[brownie4583]

Around Britain.
Ex Blades stars visit towns and city's in Britain looking at the culture,arts,nightlife etc.
Andy goes to Barnsley
Joe goes to Bolton
Jack goes to Leicester
David goes to Bradford
Shaun goes to Derry
Chico goes to Hamilton
Dominic goes to Roma
And to finish the series Hammond goes to Coventry.

 

[Rodley]

Hammond Egg

Documentary starring the Blades pariah's opening of a sandwich shop on Cherry St. This week sees the shop's opening day ruined after an abusive message is smeared in dog shit on the shop window.

 

[Rodley]

When I get this Phelan, I want sexual healing

Exploring the extraordinary success behind Terry Phelan's Marital Counselling Clinic.

 

[shorehamview]

Kozzy's Mozzies. Rob Kozluk presents an entertaining documentary about mosquitos, the insect kinds. Then he has a go in one of the aeroplane kinds of Mosquito, piloted by Nick "Chocks Away, Monty" Montgomery.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Around Britain.
Ex Blades stars visit towns and city's in Britain looking at the culture,arts,nightlife etc.
Andy goes to Barnsley
Joe goes to Bolton
Jack goes to Leicester
David goes to Bradford
Shaun goes to Derry
Chico goes to Hamilton
Dominic goes to Roma
And to finish the series Hammond goes to Coventry.

You missed out Gary Brazil

 

[Teddy]

Sommeil and Some EEL

Largely forgotten French keeper discusses the difficulties of being a Frenchman in Yorkshire football with regular guest Ebanks-Landell who offers little to no insight whatsoever on this.

Translator Nick 'the French fancie, Monty' Montgomery makes a complete hash of it, but avoids too much criticism as he is clearly trying so damn hard!

 

[Ginger Gnome]

Sommeil and Some EEL

Largely forgotten French keeper discusses the difficulties of being a Frenchman in Yorkshire football with regular guest Ebanks-Landell who offers little to no insight whatsoever on this.

Translator Nick 'the French fancie, Monty' Montgomery makes a complete hash of it, but avoids too much criticism as he is clearly trying so damn hard!

Sommeil was a keeper? no wonder he was such a poor defender.

 

[Teddy]

Sommeil was a keeper? no wonder he was such a poor defender.

Haha, woops

 

[Ginger Gnome]

Poleon Saturates: the ex-loanee's guide to football diets

McCall the Midwife: preparing to deliver promotion, the Bradford boss instead witnesses an abortion of a performance by his players

 

[Robby Blade]

You missed out Gary Brazil

He appears next week when Jack O Connell presents Jack's Wax. Jack takes a look into the erotic world of lady gardening. One flap to the left, one flap to the right etc.

 

[brownie4583]

Captain Fantastic.
Ex Blades captains get together to put their case forward who is captain fantastic.
Headed by Pinchy's hero semi pro Christopher Morgan they discuss who was the most successful captain of the blades.
A star studded line up including Vinnie Jones,Bob Booker,Tony Currie,Billy Sharp and Paul Stancliffe.

 

[William Large]

Akinbiyi learns to fly (ee)

Former Blades brick shithouse Ade, takes the controls of a light aircraft under the tutorship of Captain Nick 'Monty' Montgomery.
Can Ade master the controls in a few episodes or will Nick 'Monty' Montgomery lose his rag, leading to a mid air bust up where both men swing wildly at one another and miss hopelessly every time?!