Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[elgoog44]

No Conroy for Old Men, - Ex Blade Steve Conroy finds something that does not belong to him, luckily Chris Morgan is hired to get it back, watch as he relentlessly peruses Conroy, he finally tracks him down and the battle ensues, can Chris Morgan get it back? also staring Michael Tonge as Nicolas Montgomery had other filming commitments Tonge plays the role of Carson Montringham better know as Monty who is sent to keep a watchful eye on Morgan and make sure the goods are brought back to the lane in one piece.

 

[shorehamview]

How High Dong? starring Hao Haidong, in which the former midfield ace tours the world checking out how high the church bells are. Featuring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as the unlucky bloke with the clipboard and tape measure.

 

[The Crab]

Michael Doyle buys Tin Foil - Michael's Mrs is doing the Sunday Roast, when she discovers that she hasn't got any foil to cover the meat whilst it's cooking, so Michael goes to Tesco to get some more.

Erm, and thats it really. Well we are doing shit shows!

 

[RealMcCoy]

Missing.
A new documentary where Don Givens coaches young players how to take penalties at the BDTBL kop end.
Also starring in goal Ron Green sat on a deck chair smoking a fag.

With a guest (dis)appearance by Dean "unseen" Hammond.

 

[shorehamview]

Carls of the Wild, featuring Carls Bradshaw and Shutt as they are left to survive in various hazardous wilderness situations, like Alaska, the Australian outback, and Barnsley. Spoiler alert - ex-pig Shutt gets eaten in the first episode by a bear. Then shat out and eaten again. The bear takes one look at Bradders and decides discretion is the key.

 

[elgoog44]

Adkins List - in this Epic movie watch as Nigel Adkins tries to help all he can first rescuing old Acquaintance Martin Woolford and then the unseen talents of Dean Hammond, when it all goes south Adkins is able to get Woolford out but has to leave Hammond behind, heart breaking stuff in this classic re-mastered straight to DVD then the bin movie.

 

[elgoog44]

Forest Dump(ed), a remake of the classic play off game between Nottingham Forest and Sheffield united, staring Nick Montgomery as himself.

 

[elgoog44]

Saving Private Ryan, watch as Field Marshal Montgomery, goes behind enemy lines to find and save private Ryan Flynn, watch as he tries to teach him what makes a team keep you for more than 400 games despite limitations will Ryan heed the lessons of Monty or be condemned to the life of a journey man in league one?

 

[BushBlade]

Miltons Crossing :- This gangster remake features power mad and destructive family head McCabe calling the shots, with his old hit man friend Derek Geary pulling the strings and making sure the right people get wacked, small time bookie and hustler famous for his unseen work, Hammond crosses them both and ends up paying the price, also featuring the talents of now legendary actor Nick "Monty" Montgomery as chief inspector Montford better know by his nick name Monty, this classic will be at a preview screen soon.

I've just got an image in my mind now of Hammond yelling 'look into your heart, look into your heart' as Geary prepares to shoot him.

 

[elgoog44]

Boys from the black stuff - this remade mini series follows now failed Manager Nigel "Yosher" Adkins as he goes from club to Club, "Gis a Job" watch as no club dares to take a risk on Adkins and his washed up ideas, watch as he sits in the park full of despair feeding his favourite geese.

 

[The Crab]

John Gannon on Frank Cannon - Former Blade John Gannon tells us about his passion for 70's TV Cop Show Cannon, starring William Conrad. We follow John to HMV in Meadowhall, where he discovers that he still can't get the series on DVD.

 

[elgoog44]

I've just got an image in my mind now of Hammond yelling 'look into your heart, look into your heart' as Geary prepares to shoot him.

little dell heartlessly looking at him ready to pull the trigger.

 

[Compound_Legend]

Moore reasons to shop at Morrisons

John and Tony Moore argue their case to shop at the superstore in Meadowhead, as the panel try to sway them towards a big shop at Tesco Abbeydale or Sainsburys Archer Road.

Presented by Nick "Monty" Montgomery...

 

[Rodley]

John Gannon on Frank Cannon - Former Blade John Gannon tells us about his passion for 70's TV Cop Show Cannon, starring William Conrad. We follow John to HMV in Meadowhall, where he discovers that he still can't get the series on DVD.

Genuine LOL

 

[Grappler]

Jay Pride.

With a bit of time on his hands after his departure from United, O'Shea becomes a tireless twitcher scouring the country for members of the Family Corvidae.

Watch how pleased and proud he is to spot Magrpies, Carrion Crows, Rooks and the odd Jay, all heading to S6 to release their load.

Jay Pride 3

Can young Mr. McEveley look himself in the mirror and finally admit it's time to hang up his boots?

 

[Rodley]

Sweaty Dick

Richard Lucas explores differing attitudes to perspiration across the globe.

 

[elgoog44]

Whiplash - a lady gets in front of Wayne Allison on her knees..

 

[I should coco]

Forest Dump(ed), a remake of the classic play off game between Nottingham Forest and Sheffield united, staring Nick Montgomery as himself.

Objection your honour!

That wasn't even a cameo role - Monty was an unused sub.

 

[elgoog44]

Objection your honour!

That wasn't even a cameo role - Monty was an unused sub.

Looking at the highlights as they come on to the field I was thinking where is Monty?, so yep he will have to play a bench warmer instead

 

[I should coco]

Looking at the highlights as they come on to the field I was thinking where is Monty?, so yep he will have to play a bench warmer instead

They have those heated Recaro seats now so can't you find him something more fitting to his newly found film star status?

 

[elgoog44]

They have those heated Recaro seats now so can't you find him something more fitting to his newly found film star status?

I pick you as Creative director, find him a role more befitting his Hollywood status.

 

[I should coco]

I pick you as Creative director, find him a role more befitting his Hollywood status

I've just resigned in a fit of artistic pique.

I can't work with you as Director as 'Elggog44' isn't exactly Hitchcock or Spielberg is it?

 

[The Crab]

Event Horizon - A Starship disappears after colliding with a mysterious object. The crew of rescue ship Lewis & Clark are despatched to look for survivors. Upon arrival at the ships last known location, they discover the missing ship was struck by Steve Simonsen's missed penalty and catapulted into another dimension, one where Ched Evans stayed in with the Mrs and watched Netflix, before scoring a hat trick in the play off final.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Weir U 'Erd Dis, Pal?

David Weir hosts a brand-new panel quiz show. Six contestants go head-to-head to answer the question 'Who said the famous quote?'.

 

[I should coco]

they discover the missing ship was struck by Steve Simonsen's missed penalty and catapulted into another dimension, one where Ched Evans stayed in with the Mrs and watched Netflix, before scoring a hat trick in the play off final.

Objection your honour!

We all know that 'Simonsen's missing penalty' should go on the 'funniest jokes in the history of mankind' thread and not on this tired old flogged horse thread.

Also the Ched bit should be linked to KM's decision to buy him against CW's express wishes.

I'm ringing for the Thread Police as we speak.......

 

[elgoog44]

I've just resigned in a fit of artistic pique.

I can't work with you as Director as 'Elggog44' isn't exactly Hitchcock or Spielberg is it?

reporter - "Here we have Elgoog44 on the break down with his Creative Director, So what Happened?"

Elgoog44 - " I thought it would be the start of a wonderful partnership, we could have gone on to rule Hollywood me and I should coco all on the back of Nick Montgomery, now I am unsure if I can go on... my heart is just not in it any more I have maybe three or four unfinished films after that I am going to step away..."

 

[The Crab]

Weir U 'Erd Dis, Pal?

David Weir hosts a brand-new panel quiz show. Six contestants go head-to-head to answer the question 'Who said the famous quote?'.

Very good, for some reason puts me in mind of Call My Bluff

 

[The Crab]

Objection your honour!

We all know that 'Simonsen's missing penalty' should go on the 'funniest jokes in the history of mankind' thread and not on this tired old flogged horse thread.

Also the Ched bit should be linked to KM's decision to buy him against CW's express wishes.

I'm ringing for the Thread Police as we speak.......

It's a fair cop guv

 

[Grappler]

reporter - "Here we have Elgoog44 on the break down with his Creative Director, So what Happened?"

Elgoog44 - " I thought it would be the start of a wonderful partnership, we could have gone on to rule Hollywood me and I should coco all on the back of Nick Montgomery, now I am unsure if I can go on... my heart is just not in it any more I have maybe three or four unfinished films after that I am going to step away..."

Well, there goes my agent's fee...........

 

[RealMcCoy]

Is that it then?