Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Grappler]

Michael's Brown - former heavy tackling Blades player discusses his favourite beaches and the appropriate sun screen needed to get that perfect tan.

 

[Grappler]

New to Channel 5, "Glen's Little", light hearted fun as 6ft 3" Glen, goes around Britain, finding people taller than himself.

 

[Grappler]

Billy's White Hearse - fly on the wall documentary about the former Sheffield United hard man and his unusual take on the funeral industry

Kabba Stand - it's laughs a plenty as former Blades striker Steve tells jokes, while stood at the taxi rank.

Agana tell you a story - brave attempt by the BBC to fill Ronnie Corbett's shoes, as former Sheffield United hero Tony puts on the v-neck jumper and sits in the famous chair.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Or Captain Morgan and Hammond's Organ - where a former captain spends an entire season kicking a shitty contract thief in the gentlemen's vegetables.

Nigels idle idol - how a twat ruins Friday night for half a city of 300000 residents

 

[DSJ Blade]

Bunns of Anarchy - Mark and Harry join a motor cycle club

 

[Grappler]

Nigel's Clough - former Blades manager takes us on a trip to see his favourite ravines and gorges

Adkins Sons at Atkinsons - fly on the wall documentary as the two sons of former Blades manager, Nigel Adkins, get Saturday jobs at a Sheffield department store, best described as a magnet for OAP's

 

[BerksBlade]

The return of an old favourite:
The Sky at Night - Steve Simonsen uses the Hubble telescope to search deep space for a small spherical object last seen in May 2012.

 

[blade.i.am]

Ad's Army. The hilarious adventures of Nigel Adkins veterans in their efforts to stem the tide of invasion (of our penalty area).
Featuring Dean Hammond as Godfrey, Neil Collins as Fraser (we're doomed), Jay McEverley as Jones (don't panic) and introducing Diego de Girolamo as Pike (stupid boy)

 

[Tyler Durden]

Katch In A Snatch- Petr Katchouro embarks on a new career as a gynaecologist.

 

[BerksBlade]

We Arnott Amused - former Blades & Sunderland midfielder tells the story of Queen Victoria's indifference to stand-up comedy.
The John Ebbrell Hour - 45 minute chat show followed by 15 minutes of the test card.
Go with the Flo - Jostein investigates modern relaxation techniques.
It's Chico Time - New variety show presented by Ian Hamilton.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

More bleeding repeats than Dave on this channel.

 

[spongebobblade]

Trenton Wiggan
Show host Trent tells us all about the history of the small rugby loving Lancashire town

 

[Robby Blade]

Jags to Riches. One man's story about his rise from a struggling Premiership team to another struggling Premiership team. A book full of "handy" tips to achieve your goal.

 

[Grappler]

Len, Badge Her - interesting documentary telling how in the late 60's, Blades hero Len was approached by the BBC to be the official presenter of Blue Peter badges to the fairer sex.

 

[Grappler]

Mick Speight's Mixed Plate - new BBC Saturday morning cookery show, featuring the early 70's Blades star

 

[Grappler]

Trevor's Hockey - the bearded, thundering tackle hard man commentating on what's new in the world of bent sticks, it's time to "bully off!"

 

[Deadbat]

Brilliant thread. Crying with laughter.

 

[ziggy4001]

James' date with destiny...

For the first time ever, this uplifting tale see's scouse midfielder James Wallace battle against unbelievable odds to attempt to start two league games consecutively...

The odds are stacked truly against him in what can only be described as a roller coaster journey.

 

[Robby Blade]

Sing Somthing Simple. A C.D of William Warnocks favorite football songs including Glad All Over, Marching on Together, Greasy Chip Butty and many more including his latest, We Got To Get Out of This Place.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Littlejohn's Deed Poll Adventure.

The ex-Blade discusses the ins-&-outs of his recent name change. This, of course, was prompted by him repeatedly getting mistaken for the dimwitted manager of The Clubhouse who thought it'd cool to convert a London Road pub into a shrine in honour of SWFC. Littlejohn laments the online poll that went badly wrong (the outcome being that he should change his name to BoatyMcBoatface) & talks of his satisfaction in eventually plumping for the name BigJim LittleJohn.

Look out for Part Two as well, as the EU-loving BigJim thinks about whether his surname ought to be changed next in light of Richard Littlejohn's extreme Brexitness.

 

[Deadbat]

Kuhl Runnings - The story of Brummie lad Martin and his attempts to break into a new emerging bob sleigh team featuring Cliff Powell and Richard Cadette.

 

[Dnblade]

Fahti Towers ...more hilarious goings on at the failing Morroccan Hotel..Ahmed decides to give hapless Scottish Waiter (played by Stefan Scougall) a second chance after he returns from trying his luck in a hotel in Fleetwood.
Ahmed is furious as the Hammond family out stay their welcome.

 

[raul]

Harry Bo Selecta.

In which our favourite big - boned centre half reveals his dietary secrets.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Tony Hayers is turning in his grave at this thread.

 

[secretchief]

Tony Hayers is turning in his grave at this thread.

He was cremated!

 

[Dnblade]

Jazz Club...Tonight the Dean Hammond Quartet perform tracks from the recent controversial album,Clause and Infect...plus previously unseen footage filmed Live at Andy Scott's ...Listen out for the calming tones of Tony Agana on Alto Sax..Nice.

 

[secretchief]

Begorra Bergara! - the man who introduced blades players to passing with the outside of the boot tours Ireland.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

'Stolen' Cash in the Attic...unseen forces at work!

 

[SB_90]

Saturday Kitchen - dean hammond turns up to preseason training only to find out he hadn't reax the small print & his permanent contract was as a chef

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Queer as Foulke

Things come to a climactic head between Connor Sammon and Dean Hammond when Hammond finally comes out and makes an inviting pass for an open goal that Sammon knows is too good to miss!