Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[borbokis]

A Shaw thing Graham and Bernard host a Sunday morning betting tips show for people who like a flutter

 

[pommpey]

ITV2+1 19:30 "Logged Off" (35 mins)

SUISA, BU and S2SU internet board members talk through significant goals and events missed whilst having a fat, slippery turn-out.

Tonight: The Battle of Bramall Lane. Regular member Brownie recalls the famous events on 16 March 2002 when during one prolonged event of purging last night's King Prawn Bhuna (Extra Hot) washed down with several pints of Mansfield, the match between Sheffield United and West Bromwich Albion descended into a farce of violence, suspected cheating and shameful tactical abandonment. As Brownie said, "Five minutes in, and this one looking like a bore-draw, I could feel movement in the Bramall Lane Lower Tier, so I took my Rothman's Footballing Companion 1975 and twenty Bensons off to the shithouse and began some work shifting the problem, safe in the knowledge that down at the Lane, the ball was being booted over the heads of the midfield into each goalmouth to not much effect. It took some time to liquidise the eastern delights into a deliverable composite and the Mansfield had the effect of sluicing much of my innards out with it. I couldn't get a signal to check at half time what the score was and had a little nap, then recommenced around four o'clock with the second movement. At twenty to five my arse was going numb so I used up most of a Kleenex Extra Strong to mop up the arisings, slung my tab-end down the lav and gave the payload one last shove with three long flushes, left the skids for the missus to sort out and went downstairs for Des Lynham and Final Score. Imagine my shock and surprise to see Tony Gubbins reporting from Bramall Lane that war had broke out, Trace had gone for an early bath, Santos and Suffo had been jailed for murder, Browny was in hospital and Ullathorne was off the pitch with a bullet wound in his chest. It always happens like that for me!"

pommpey

 

[The Crab]

And this thread will die the moment the retained list is out

A laugh though, shit day at work and needed the laughs to be honest.

 

[borbokis]

Dane's Whitehouse - Former Blades favorite attempts to stand for president in the upcoming 2016 elections

 

[Tyler Durden]

The Wisdom of Gys- Davy offers tips on how to thrive at the highest level of English football.

 

[borbokis]

Calm Asaba Down - Hot tempered Carl Asaba undergoes group therapy in an attempt to find nirvana - feat. Vinnie jones

 

[borbokis]

The Devlin Me - Paul Devlin plays practical jokes on unsuspecting members of the public

 

[Tyler Durden]

The Adams Family- Che reels from the shock of learning that he is Micky's lovechild on the Jeremy Kyle show.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Mike "zika" lake

Ex-Sheffield United footballer and double MOTD goal of the month winner Mike "zico" lake heads to Brazil to investigate the potential affects of the zika virus in the run up to the olympics

 

[The Crab]

Cork on Cork - Former Blades Star and original "The Beard" Alan Cork travels to Southern Portugal and examines the history of the Cork Trade.

 

[PeteBlade]

Debbie does Dellas- Our returning Greek hero absolutely ruins ageing porn star

 

[Deaneandagana]

You Are What You Eat - Dean tucks into a plate of Roast Donkey.

Outstanding - sat at work crying with laughter.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Hello you c@nts

Harvey price meets the Sheffield United squad of 2015/16

 

[Barney]

Debbie does Dellas-

Debbie does Dellas - Erotica drama from Greece.

Page 4 called, it wants it's joke back.

 

[Rodley]

Hai Hao Silver - Hai Hao Dong stars as a hardbitten Shanghai detective in the modern reboot of the US classic, the Lone Ranger. (Subtitles)

 

[Barney]

Hello you c@nts

Harvey price meets the Sheffield United squad of 2015/16

Quality.

 

[The Crab]

Inglorious Basterds - 16 underperforming, out of contract footballers turn up at Shirecliffe to learn their fate.

 

[TJB.]

'Dellas-oul' - The Greek legend talks us through his love of 80's Hip-Hop.

 

[LiarsBar]

Dealt on Shelton.

Times are hard and our Luton is struggling to find a team for the 2016-17 season in Norways 4th Division.

Cue, Luton as a human poker table.

Let the game commence.

 

[Rodley]

Kelly's Eyes - David "Ned" Kelly investigates the harrowing effects of glaucoma.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Back To The Drawing Claude - After being exposed as a terrible footballer, Mr Davis decides to focus on his first passion as a portrait artist.

 

[PeteBlade]

Page 4 called, it wants it's joke back.

Dammit, missed that!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Harley/Davison- Two ex Sheffield United players have to undergo a brutal initiation process in order to join the Hells Angels.

 

[The Crab]

Kelly Addicts - A group of Blades fans talk about their obsession with former Blades Keeper Alan Kelly. A fascinating insight into the trials, tribulations and subsequent injunctions against the group.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Bunns Worth with Unsworth- David gives an in-depth analysis of Mark Bunns impact and legacy at Bramall Lane.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

'Another Dearden'
Documentary about Billy's after-football career as a funeral director

 

[Angef1Blade]

A Former Argentinian coach & SUFC footballer has agreed to take part in a new posthumous docu-drama to see if it really is Ice Cold in Alex

 

[Deaneandagana]

Last of the Summer Wine - Howard Kendall & Bryan Robson join old favourites Compo & Cleggy for a nostalgic piss up around the pubs & off licences of Holmfirth

 

[PeteBlade]

Shaw's Wank: Redemption- Paul Shaw attempts to convince an entire fanbase that he wasn't in fact garbage at football.

 

[Selly]

Coming up this week, host Jonathan travels to North Wales in our new daily look at ancient stone age outposts.

That's "Forte for the Day", this Wednesday at 10.