Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

'Pitch Perfect' -

A string of club hits guaranteed to clear the terraces by the evergreen smooth as silk Desso 'Connor Sammon!

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

When 'Arry met Scally

At a secret rendezvous in a restaurant in Huddersfield, over a romantic candlelit lobster hotpot dinner Harry Bassett proposes to Conor Coady that he returns to Bramall Lane after crowd favourite Dean Hammond was tragically run over by a bus doing 5mph and couldn't move out of the way in time...Coady's reply was sheer ecstasy but not the kind that Baxter was seeking! 'Yes yes yess yesss YES!'

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

When 'Arry met Scally

At a secret rendezvous in a restaurant in Huddersfield, over a romantic candlelit lobster hotpot dinner Harry Bassett proposes to Conor Coady that he returns to Bramall Lane after crowd favourite Dean Hammond was tragically run over by a bus doing 5mph and couldn't move out of the way in time...Coady's reply was sheer ecstasy but not the kind that Baxter was seeking! 'Yes yes yess yesss YES!'

 

[Tezza1889]

Frenchies toast..

6 week mini series exploring different types of bread.....

And how quick they toast..

 

[DSJ Blade]

French & Saunders - Derek and Dean put on a series of 'hilarious' sketches

 

[Tezza1889]

Dongs "dongs"

Hi Hao dong visits swinging clubs across the north in an attempt to define the average penis size of depressing middle age men...

 

[Tezza1889]

Bradshaws bad saws...

Carl Bradshaw takes a road trip accosts Americas mid west searching underperforming saw mills and assesses the quality of the blades in use, and why they've failed....oh the irony...

 

[Tezza1889]

Dooley on "dooleys"

46 episode mega series on the 80 vocal duo, thier life tragedies and triumphs

 

[Selly]

On Friday, in a change to our scheduled programming, we have a new hidden camera show where a former Sheffiled United and Everton right winger plays practical jokes on the other residents of his building.

Don't trust the Mitch in Apartment 23b -Friday at 9

 

[Selly]

Following this weeks historic VAT ruling, a former footballer tries once and for all to categorise snack fodods as either cake or biscuit.

Djaffo's Cakes - Sunday at 7

 

[Jacobsenthecrab]

D'Jaffo's Jaffa's - Laurent D'Jaffo tours Seville painting numerous orange groves - until he puts his back out

 

[Jacobsenthecrab]

Following this weeks historic VAT ruling, a former footballer tries once and for all to categorise snack fodods as either cake or biscuit.

Djaffo's Cakes - Sunday at 7

Beat me to the D'Jaffo quote by a minute - wasn't copying honest!

 

[TJB.]

"Coming up on today's Rogue Traders, a cowboy charging extortionate fees for appalling work! We track him down for a chat..."

 

[Silverware]

Ice Road Fucker - part time radio personality Keith takes to his wagon and hits the road. This week he vents his frustrations with modern football towards drivers of customised Range Rovers that aren't called Range Rovers any more, under 21 footballers who've had their car painted the same colour as a WW2 German tank, and anyone with OWL in their number plates.

 

[Bladepicker]

'Do you know the way to ban Jose'

Hard hitting Ch5 documentary where Jose Baxter looks at various ways professional athletes can accidently ingest recreational drugs.

 

[Bladepicker]

From the makers of the award winning documentary film Senna, comes a fly on the wall feature charting the managerial dream team of Brian Robson, Mickey Adams, David Weir and Nigel Adkins' attempt to turn MLS franchise 'The Sounders' into champions.

'Clueless in Seattle' is in cinemas Autumn 2017

 

[PeteBlade]

"Coming up on today's Rogue Traders, a cowboy charging extortionate fees for appalling work! We track him down for a chat..."

"Dean, DEAN, we spoke to one club owner who says you promised him a professional midfielder for 15k a week and you left him with a gaping hole in the centre of his midfield, will you apologise to your victims?"

 

[Tyler Durden]

Philliskirk Makes Willies Work- Tony travels the country pioneering a new treatment for premature ejaculation.

 

[sheepbridge]

The untaming of the shrews

 

[8lade]

Baxter's Nose Knows.

How to lose a job in 3 easy steps.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Cheese and Clive- Mr Mendonca presents an insightful documentary exploring the potential impact that leaving the EU will have on the dairy industry.

 

[Selly]

Coming soon to Njorske TV, a insightful look at the trade in Sheep products in Norway, hosted by a former Sheffield United player.

Martins Wool Fjords this summer.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Ford: Escort - Following Bobby through his post-retirement career as a high class prostitute.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Blades favourite striker hosts a new show this week looking at the quality of scalpels used by vets when operating on male goats in .......'Billy Sharp's sharps for billys'

 

[Grappler]

Nought on Naughton - young Kyle explains how he has secretly been a nudist for years in this eye opening documentary

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

One off special on how to overcome uneven surfaces when replacing patio slabs featuring Ex Blade defender and captain. Be sure to tune in for 'Jay, My clever lay'

 

[Grappler]

The Booker Prize - unsuspecting members of the public are given a lovely free gift by Blades hero Bob

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

The Greatest Chairman In World History.

Tonight. The Letter "M" ...

Mao & McCabe

Part 1 : We look deep inside the mind of the theorist, military strategist, poet and visionary, a man who one is of the most important individuals in modern world history and who's "Great Leap Forward" was the second of "The Five Year Plans" ...

Part 2 : We'll be looking at the other Chairman as we cross over to China to survey the legacy left by Mao.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Rays Bays - Taking time away from his new mate Woy, Lewie looks at the horse racing scene and in particular his love of a bit of black tail.

 

[8lade]

Finnieston's Guiness Runs
How fast can a man run 100m when he's tanked up on a gallon of Irish nectar?