Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[PeterNdlovu081]

The Big Wang Theory

Blades players from yesteryear theorise why Nyron Nosworth couldn't kick a ball properly or run straight during the 2010-11 season.

 

[Selly]

After this weeks Question time we have our new show looking at the effect of being a specialist penalty taker on the human Body in Grays Anatomy.

 

[The Crab]

Great Railway Journeys - After being released by Derby, Connor decides to tour Europe by train and look for a Club. This week, he is told to fuck off by a team in San Marino

 

[Tyler Durden]

Curle Harper- Two ex-Blades discuss the consequences of Japans involvement in World War 2.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

New thriller featuring audacious break-ins on an ex-footballers home 'Rob Kozluck'

 

[Tyler Durden]

Edwards Scissorhands - After being booted off Radio Sheffield for being an annoying twat, Keith tries his luck as a hairdresser.

 

[Rodley]

Life begins at Forte - documentary profiling the footballer behind Oldham's newest IVF clinic.

 

[Barney]

Up this week on Bullseye, the Sheffield United squad of 2015/2016 take turns to step in for the broken dartboard.

 

[robbiez666]

Billy Whitehurst on Diplomacy and Conflict Management

 

[Tyler Durden]

Onoura Among Thieves - An ex-footballer down on his luck turns to a life of crime when he joins a gang of pickpocketers.

 

[Jan Age]

'Phil on Starbucks' the podgy ex Newcastle and Sheffield United wideman takes an in depth look at the dodgy tax dealings of internationally renound coffee shop.

 

[Jan Age]

'Who framed Paul Rodgers!?'

... As a professional footballer, in the Premier league?

 

[Blade for Sale]

Howard's Way. Brian fails in his attempt to beat the turning circle of a fucking yacht.

 

[borbokis]

whiter than white. David white travels to LA and attempts to immerse himself in black youth culture.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Gordon Wanks - Mr Cowens reviews the latest internet porn movies.

 

[Jan Age]

'The Accused 2'

Starring ???????????

Too easy!

 

[Rodley]

Pack-ing Tackle - from skimpy silks to fishnet thongs, Andy takes an irreverent look at changing fashions in male underwear.

 

[Rodley]

Coldwell's Cold Well - join Cec as he explains how the answer to drought could be as close as your back garden.

 

[Jan Age]

Honk the Vonk

Michael Vonk stands next to a bypass in an array of outlandish outfits to see which gets the most honks.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Top Geary- An ex-Blade with a bad knee tests the best small cars on the market

Dean "The Hamster" Hammond inadvertently gets trapped inside a Hot Rod, crashes, wakes up not knowing who he is and signs a ten year contract as official club team coach driver.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Drunk History

The story behind Nigel Adkins post match interviews

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Che and Adams - My Heroes.

Che Adams reads excerpts from "The Motorcycle Diaries" & "Before The Dawn" ..

 

[Sean Thornton]

Dear John

Fuck off Matthews you bottleless twat.

 

[TJB.]

Drunk History

The story behind Nigel Adkins post match interviews

Presented by Bryan Robson!

 

[TJB.]

And this thread will die the moment the retained list is out

Pretty much nailed it there, Mystic Meg

 

[Sean Thornton]

Curious George

Sheffield United goalkeeper wonders if he should come and catch the cross or simply stand motionless.



Mr Benn

Instead of taking the magic seriously, a bunch of wankers keep going into the shop and put on Sheffield United kits.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Are you smarter than ten year old?

Tonight youngsters Beyoncé, Pippa, Tyrone and RonaldoStretfordEnd take on the bloke who gave Dean Hammond a one year deal at Bramall Lane.

 

[shorehamview]

Hammond's Organ - where a shit loan player manages to get a full contract then laughs his cock off.

 

[shorehamview]

Or Captain Morgan and Hammond's Organ - where a former captain spends an entire season kicking a shitty contract thief in the gentlemen's vegetables.

 

[katedeluxe91]

Hole in the Wall - Starring our defense from last season.