Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[GreasyChipBeattie]

A brief look into how easily football clubs can get duped into thinking they are getting value for money when in reality they get taken to the cleaners in this brand new series. Programme one features Sheffield United and their high profile striker. Tune in most Saturdays from 3pm to watch 'Conner Sammon'

 

[Grappler]

BBC2 9pm

"Carry on Ndlovu-ing" - classic comedy starring Sid James and Hattie Jaques. When the "Wedded Bliss" dating agency run into trouble, they decide to raise funds with a five-a-side charity football match and draft in the diminutive Blades striker as coach. Also starring Jack Douglas, Bernard Bresslaw and Nick Montgomery as "Monty".

 

[Barney]

A brief look into how easily football clubs can get duped into thinking they are getting value for money when in reality they get taken to the cleaners in this brand new series. Programme one features Sheffield United and their high profile striker. Tune in most Saturdays from 3pm to watch 'Conner Sammon'

I'll be sure to tuna in.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

A heart-rending story of an ex-Blade goalkeeper coming to terms with a life changing accident when preserving his fence.
Watch how he learns to cope with the reactions of people seeing him for the first time since slipping head first into his bucket of creosote in 'Jim's Brown'

 

[katedeluxe91]

In case it hasn't been done...

Whose line is it anyway - Feat. Jose Baxter

 

[Bladepicker]

'Gus's Molenbeek'

Beneluxian former footballer Gus Uhlenbeek goes deep into the heart of the notorious Belgian suburb Ross Kemp style to find why it has become a breeding ground for Jihadists.

 

[Bladepicker]

'Axl's Meet'

BBC4 - A candid chat between whiny voiced chubster Axl Rose and former footballer Axel Smeets. In this open and frank discussion our hosts talk of building bridges with Slash, joining AC/DC and missing open goals against Walsall.

 

[Dnblade]

Undercover Boss...this week Kevin McCabe dons a blonde wig,and goes undercover behind the scenes at SUFC as Fax machine Engineer Pauline Calf..He also employs freelance intelligence exert from China Sunji Hi,who installs hidden cameras,bugging devices in order for Pauline...errr,Kevin to eavesdrop from a rented bedsit in Sharrow.
After the show Sunji assured KM that everything is above board and watertight,and not to worry about any info leaking to local and social media...KM eas do impressed,he has offered Sunni a full time position..Another employee named Dean was looking at the queue in the Job Centre,but impressed KM with his unseen behind the scenes work,and got offered a new contract and a 3 week holiday in the Bahamas...Afterwards,KM who was still in complete Pauline Calf garb said there was going to be big changes..he then was unable to add any more,as has to take a phone call from Sam Hashimi.

 

[stringjunior]

Bradshaws bad saws...

Carl Bradshaw takes a road trip accosts Americas mid west searching underperforming saw mills and assesses the quality of the blades in use, and why they've failed....oh the irony...

Sammons Simonds Bradshaw Bandsaw Blades

In series two, brought to you in association with the retro Blades sponsor, Lane legend Connor Sammon joins ageing pro Carl Bradshaw on his tour of failing sawmills, before being knocked out by bradders and being told to fuck off

 

[JohnDenver]

Police, Camera, Basham. Follow the nation's traffic cops as they attempt to catch up with a middling Division 1 utility man.

 

[Grappler]

ITV2 3pm

"Carry on Abroad" - classic comedy as hapless Neil Collins carries on pretending to be a footballer overseas, watch out for the tearful speech towards the end, guaranteed to have you reaching for the tissues

 

[Bladebri]

Starring
Ched and Clayton

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Cork It - Alan gives advice to ex-England Captains looking for careers in league management.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Jean on Calves

French lothario turns his attention a little further up the female anatomy this time, following his previous series in which he explored foot fetishism.

 

[Grappler]

ITV 5.15pm

"Cork & Windy" - new comedy series starts tonight, when friendly alien Alan Cork lands in Sheffield and is taken in by former Blade, Dean Windass. Also starring former Blade, Nick Montgomery as their confused neighbour, "Monty". na-nu na-nu!,

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

'Speak better French' A new language programme for beginners. Week one helps budding French speakers avoid the mis-pronunciation of common food words by delving into a former midfielder's fridge in episode one called 'Mick Speight'

 

[Dnblade]

A new Cookery programme with Alan and Steven Quinn called Quinn's Cuisine..Tonight Alan looks to the Far East and China for his inspired dish of Special Fried Campbell Rice,while Steven endeavours to compliment the dish with a delicious Kingsley Black Bean Sauce.

 

[Gordon cowans]

New crime docu tonight on E4,Hutchinsons family mafia.
How one ex footballer went from ringing cars to murder for hire just to be known as the don

 

[Dnblade]

Tonight the final episode of Pikey Blinders starring Martin Pike as the leader of the notorious razor gang from Sheffield in the 20's.followed by Only Fools and Horsefield..an update on garbage signings made by Sheffield United F.C. over the years..the latest offerings featured tonight are the classically shite signings of Sammon,Woolford and Hammond...later at 11 tonight the return of comedy duo McHale and Pace.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

One-off special charting a footballer's battle with his weight in an attempt to shake off his 'fat-lad-from-Sheffield' image in the documentary 'Sharp's trifles'

 

[Snowman]

Watch with mother and Andy Pandy. Watch in amazement as Andy "Butler" Pandy signs for the Blades only for the evil Teddy Clough to put him in the basket with Looby Loo after one episode. Will Muffin the Mule come to the rescue?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

We take a look at the celebrated history of the Citroen, one of the world's most popular vehicles with guest presenter Franz Carr

 

[Snowman]

The Magic Roundabout.

See a series of money grabbing incompetents jump on the Blades Carousel, take a spin and drop off a few months later thoroughly enriched with magic money beans.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Farming advice show. In this week's programme, Phil Barnes looks at what to do with excess harvests

 

[WhiteHawk]

Weirs Weirs.

David Weir takes us on a tour of Britains waterways.

 

[shorehamview]

Ahmed Fathi and his talking chiapatti.

A young chap talks to his unleavened bread. Is he on hallucinogens?

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Dirty Harry.

Ex Sheffield United defender Harry Maguire returns to 1980
and recreates the life of political prisoners held at Long Kesh.

This is quite literally, a shit show.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Kevin MacDonald announces he is to appear with 2 of his team mates in a remake of Strictly Ballroom.....Dancers with Wolves.

 

[Rodley]

Steve's Kebab

Chronicling Steve Kabba's quest for the perfect Donner.

 

[shorehamview]

Kabba Dabba Do. In which Steve Kabba dresses like Fred Flintstone and drives across the country in his prehistoric car looking for dinosaurs to use in a quarry.