Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Tyler Durden]

Saturday Wright Fever- Uniteds defence is thrown into turmoil when Alan suddenly gets the flu before kick-off.

 

[Barney]

Millionaire for Nowt' - Direct from the treatment room, this inspiring, entrepreneurial thriller sees James Wallace tell his story of how he made his fortune with nothing other than cucumbers on his eyes, and females massaging his legs.

 

[Deaneandagana]

Baxter on Baxter - Lee & Jose discuss all things upfront & personal, Lee talks candidly about his longevity in his chosen profession, whilst Jose provides us with a startling insight into his fascination with all things Columbian, also in HD.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Wilder's List

A novel about a man who dedicates his life to arranging the release of old, injured and has-been footballers from an archaic institution headed up by a multi-millionaire property developer

 

[Tyler Durden]

Have I Got Slews For You- Jordans agent becomes increasingly desperate to get him a deal at a professional football club.

 

[Rodley]

Today's TV Pick of the Day:

The Secret Newsagent - ITV 4. 9pm

Documentary following one man's struggle juggling the demands of an ailing Alvaston papershop and the pressure role of Chief Scout at a professional league club. Tonight's episode sees Simon forced to rely on YouTube to assess the merits of overseas striker Michael after the shop runs dangerously short of Wheat Crunchies.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Strike It Lucky- Conor Sammon manages to enjoy a career as a professional footballer, whilst my 89 year old nannan doesn't.....

 

[TJB.]

'Marry Maguire' - 20 female contestants battle it out* for the ultimate prize...the hand in marriage of a second-choice centre half at an unpopular Championship football club.



* to the death. 18+ only.

 

[Rodley]

The Joy Of Secks- The story of how a footballer from Senegal captured the hearts and minds of Sheffield United fans during the 2007/08 season

Brilliant.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Travels through the space-time continuum with Jonas Wirmola

 

[Tyler Durden]

Total Wipeout- The light-heartedly comical story of how Chris Morgan and Iain Hume first met.

 

[Barney]

This thread is bloody brilliant

 

[Geordie Blade]

Carrs versus Cockerills. Glenn Cockerill attempts to get ten chickens to stand in a triangular formation, whilst Franz Carr drives into them at 100mph in a different luxury car each week. He has two attempts, ten-pin bowling style. Any surviving birds are subsequently set upon Franz Carr, who is trapped in an enclosed cage, to be unlocked after 30 seconds (by Kevin Gage). If Carr gets out alive, he is allowed play a bonus round, where Len Badger attempts to get three badgers to stand in a triangle[...]

 

[LiarsBar]

Ten Hovels.

It's Olympic year. The Dutch are getting excited at the prospect at bringing home Gold in the 100m stash.

Ace reporter & ex professional footballer Laurens ten Heuvel visits ten families in the infamous favelas of Rio.

His quest, to find someone who has actually heard of him.

 

[The Crab]

You Are What You Eat - Dean tucks into a plate of Roast Donkey.

 

[Rodley]

Chirpy Chirpy Chief Chief. ITV2. 3pm

Amateur Ornithologist Wayne Allison tours the world's leading aviaries.

 

[borbokis]

frankly my dear... Frank Talia hosts a brutally honest panel show with a host of old ladies

 

[The Crab]

The Apprentice - Lord Kevin takes on 16 contenders to be the next manager of Sheffield United. The prize for the winner, a three year contract which you will only serve a year and then be paid off with more money than Soft Mick.

 

[BushBlade]

Chirpy Chirpy Chief Chief. ITV2. 3pm

Amateur Ornithologist Wayne Allison tours the world's leading aviaries.

Or
Episode 1. Wayne wonders where his mama has gone.

Episode 2. Wayne wonders where his papa has gone.

 

[stringjunior]

It's close season and I'm bored, so let's have a game.

Example:

'Whitehouse on the White House' - Dane Whitehouse narrates a complete history of all 44 US Presidents in a straight-to-DVD special.

And this thread will die the moment the retained list is out

 

[Tyler Durden]

Bargain Cunt- An in-depth look at Sheffield Uniteds approach to signing players and appointing managers.

 

[Rodley]

Gyv Us A Brech Mate.

Davy Gysbrehchts explores diminishing work / life balance in the modern Belgian economy.

 

[Esablade]

Being There-Nigel Adkins.

 

[Slim Man]

Alien Parrino - Argentine defender Elian opens up about his supernatural abilities.

 

[borbokis]

Petr Catch-Euro Belarus's most famous footballer hosts a game show where contestants must enter a giant dome and attempt to catch various denominations of Euro notes which are being blown in the air by giant fans. (not in any way affiliated with the crystal maze)

 

[Deaneandagana]

Pointless - David Weir hosts this popular tea time quiz

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Briar Deane

Ex-footballer Brian Deane takes a vow of silence and lives as a monk

 

[Barney]

ill Luck - Kevin McCabe relays a sensitive insight in to the real reason behind his clubs 6 year stay in the third division.

 

[PeteBlade]

Stead Man's Shoes- Jon Stead presents a delightful documentary chronicling his favourite men's footwear through the ages

 

[PeteBlade]

On yer Todd - Mark Todd documentary about homelessness

The Cryan Game - remake of famous gender-bending psychological thriller. A thrilling twist at the end reveals that Colin Cryan unexpectedly has a fanny rather than a knob.

The Cryan Game is genius!