'Memries' Songs you don’t hear anymore

[Trafford]

Sheffield Wednesday
Sheffield Wednesday
Can you hear us on the box,
Can you hear us on the box

 

[northsomersetblade]

Porterfield. We'll take - more care of you

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Aye,aye aye aye
Shoreham Republican Army (we're barmy)
Wherever we go
We fear no foe
Cos we are the SRA

LUFC went to Rangers, a friendly I think, at Ibrox.
Went in, full voice, Yorkshire Republican Army blah blah blah....
folks can work out why it didn't go down well.....

I think it was sheer carnage around the ground before/during/after the match.

 

[Jonboy60]

I’m from Barnsley we used to sing “ aye aye aye aye Odgy is better.........” didn’t it finish “ and Mallender’s dirtier than Rattin (dirty Argie player) ...I know, “ artistic licence...” an all that.

One or two versions to this one, they all fit in nicely.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Ohhhhhh Tony Tony....... Tony Tony Tony Tony A-GA- NAAAHHH!!!!! (Love the awkwardness of it)

And obviously.......

OOH AAH..................

 

[Sparky]

One from the 80s

To the tune of Prince Charming by Adam and the Ants

Don’t you ever
Don’t you ever
Lower your standards
Supporting Sheffield Wednesday

Don’t you ever
Don’t you ever
Lower your standards
Supporting Sheffield Wednesday

He’s a Blade
He’s a Blade
Sheffield Wednesday’s nothing to be scared of

Don’t you ever
Don’t you ever
Lower your standards
Supporting Sheffield Wednesday

OR

From the 70s and part of my sig
To the tune of Land of Hope and Glory

We’ve got Hope and Currie
Gil Reece on the wing
Derden in the centre
And Hockey is the king

Higher still and higher shall our bounds be set
Harris who made us mighty
Make us mightier yet

 

[DiggerBlade]

While watching the Blades muller Sunderland today I was thinking of the old songs for present day players and as in my prevoius post I recalled the Mrs Robinson tune from Simon & Garfunkel reference to Colin Addison.
Well, one could change the name from Colin Addison to striker Clayton Donaldson.

And here's to you, Clayton Donaldson
We all love you more than you will know
Wo wo wo.
God bless you please, Clayton Donaldson
Bramall Lane's a place for us to pray
Hey hey hey.

 

[pommpey]

Ohhhhhh Tony Tony....... Tony Tony Tony Tony A-GA- NAAAHHH!!!!! (Love the awkwardness of it)

And obviously.......

OOH AAH..................

Didn't people used to sing

"Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony Hanglider!"

pommpey

 

[tomtheblade]

Songs we don't hear anymore:

Annie's song sung properly.

It should end with a clear, slow
NA NA NA
NA NA NA OOOOHH

not a rushed Nananananooh!

as we seem to do it these days

 

[Cheets]

"Sing something simple, you simple TWATS"

"Over there, over there, and do they smell? (CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP) Like fucking hell"

"If you're gonna Millwall (or wherever next away game is) clap your hands"

"Bring on the champions!" (after away team have run on to a chorus of boos).

 

[Cheets]

At the end of the chip butty song: "Na na na na na, Ooh! Na na na na na-na, Ooh! Ooh!"

 

[coolhandluke]

"We'll see you all outside
We'll see you all outside
We'll see you all
We'll see you all outside ..."

Nice ditty. Straight to the point and no messing about. Obviously the several hundred singing it at the time want to see the paltry tens in the opposition end 'outside' somewhere.

"I was walking down Shoreham Street, singin' a song
I met a Wednedayite walking along
So I kicked him in the bollocks
And I kicked him in the head
Now that Wednesdayite
Is dead."

Apart from the unprovoked assault and possible manslaughter/murder rap in this story, it clearly shows the cross city rivalry at it's zenith, particularly when unknowing opposition supporters stray into native territory and the singularly brutal treatment meted out for transgressors, thus.

"Oooh! Stick the boot in!
Oooh! Stick the boot in!"

A long forgotten tribal mantra chanted as fellow supporters crowd round a balled up opposition supporter as he desperately protects his vitals against a myriad of violent volleys and goal kicks to the back, buttocks and head. The 'Ohhh!' component suggests a slight psychosexual pleasure from issuing these punitive blows.

Cahill's:

"Hello! hello!
Shoreham aggro!"

Is another wonderful rallying cry shouted up after some hapless opposition supporter group have been thoroughly routed. It was seen (by me) to be used after an affray outside the corner of Shoreham Street and John Street when some quite young opposition fans were chased and battered. Good work hoolies, eh?

pommpey

Sing something simple, you simple TWAT .

I used to love that one

 

[Cheets]

"You are my sunshine.. "

"Marching On Together" (younger readers; yes really)

"You'll Never Walk Alone (repeated as ' You'll ne- (CLAP CLAP) ver walk (CLAP CLAP) alone" etc

Bloke at back of Kop "You-oo-oo"
Rest of back of Kop: "You-oo-oo"
"N" "I" "T" "E" "D" "United! United! "

 

[RossingtonBlade]

Follow, follow, follow, Sheff Uniteds the team to follow...

 

[Cheets]

"Jackie Charlton's fucked it up again"

 

[Ricky]

The slow 'oh when the Blades go marching in' doesn't get anywhere near enough outings.

There were 2/3 attempts to start it today but each one was nipped in the bud the second some fucktard decides to start clapping.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Ohhhhhh Tony Tony....... Tony Tony Tony Tony A-GA- NAAAHHH!!!!! (Love the awkwardness of it)

And obviously.......

OOH AAH..................

Kenworthy.....

 

[Stanthemanfan]

The old Leeds song
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds....

 

[bricktop]

My old man said be a Wednesday fan
I said fuck off bollocks you’re a cunt

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Still hear that regularly to be fair .We seem to be singing more player chants of late, but that's probably because we actually have players that we want to chant/sing for, which is a good sign!

Is the Jack O'Connell magic hat song original by the way?

'Belongs' to legendary Rovrum centre forward & then gaffer:
Ronnie Moore's a Wanker
He wears a wankers hat
And when he wears it back to front he looks a fookin twat

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Ave you eard of the North Bank, Highbury
He says no, I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Shoreham AGGRO!

 

[torridon]

'You're not fit to wear the shirt' not been heard for a while.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Singing aye aye Hockey, Hockey aye
Singing aye aye Hockey, Hockey aye
Singing aye aye Hockey, aye aye Hockey
Aye aye Hockey, Hockey aye

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Always loved "Wise men say...."

But the ultimate is

Sheff United, Hallellujah HALLELUJAH !

 

[PittsburghBlade]

Probably my favourite that one.

Shame that the teenage wankers don't know anything beyond Jack O'Connell and Paul Coutts or whatevers on Youtube at the time.

Was loud at Aston Villa, and the "teenage wankers" (young blades) seemed to know it pretty well.

 

[pommpey]

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Ave you eard of the North Bank, Highbury
He says no, I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Shoreham AGGRO!

Wasn't it:

"Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Ave you 'eard of the North Bank, Highbury
He says no, I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Ess-Yoo-Eff-See!"

pommpey

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

You're shit, aaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh.

 

[Asabanana]

Are you Wednesday in disguise?

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Billy's going to get you... Billy's going to get you...

Whilst I am a Sharp fan and respect all he does, the song can only be used for Mr Whitehurst...

Imagine if he were on the coaching staff and the impact he would have on the dug out and coaching area.

" Excuse me, that's my area please sit down.. Lino can you just explain that decision to me afterwords.." etc

 

[Ranmoorblade]

Who's the bastard in the black, who's the bastard in the black.