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You don't have to drift too far from Sander Berge's song

He's a Serbian
He's from a family full of Serbians
They've got a tank in the garden
But it's nothing to do with him

He's got a cousin
In fact he's got bout a dozen
They've got AK 47's
And I think he's got one too

And he's come to the Lane
Attacking football..football..football
I hope he don't need more time
 
JJBlade said:
You don't have to drift too far from Sander Berge's song

He's a Serbian
He's from a family full of Serbians
They've got a tank in the garden
But it's nothing to do with him

He's got a cousin
In fact he's got bout a dozen
They've got AK 47's
And I think he's got one too

And he's come to the Lane
Attacking football..football..football
I hope he don't need more time
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Oh, them Serbians
They murdered a whole load of Bosnians
And Croats and Muslims and Kosovans
But it's got fuck all to do with him

And he'll want you to know
That's all gone now (gone now)
And it's back in tiiiiiii-yyyy--iiiii---me

And he'll want you to say
The war is done now (done now)
And he needs more

'Cos he's like you
And he's like me
He's the boss of SUFC

Forget what Serbia used to do
'Cos he is a Bladesman
And we are all Bladesmen too ....

pommpey
 
pommpey said:
Oh, them Serbians
They murdered a whole load of Bosnians
And Croats and Muslims and Kosovans
But it's got fuck all to do with him

And he'll want you to know
That's all gone now (gone now)
And it's back in tiiiiiii-yyyy--iiiii---me

And he'll want you to say
The war is done now (done now)
And he needs more

'Cos he's like you
And he's like me
He's the boss of SUFC

Forget what Serbia used to do
'Cos he is a Bladesman
And we are all Bladesmen too ....

pommpey
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As welcome songs go.....
 
To the tune of Ob-la di, Ob-la da . . . . .

Slavisa's from Serbia and hard as *Fuck,
Piss him off he'll *Fucking knock you out,
Taking Sheff United to the very top,
And when he does you're gonna *Fucking here us shout . . . .

Slavisa! Slavisa! Slavisa! Whoa!
Slav-isa Jac-kan-ovick!

*Can be substituted with words such as 'Nails' and 'Flipping' for the younger generation whilst singing along with the wife and kids in the car

Ok, poor attempt, I'll go and crawl back under my stone and put my tin hat on too in the process . . . . . .
 
Ok, the Lyrics are crap but someone, with more talent, could adapt it and improve it as the tune works well . . . .?
 
Here's another effort, Y Viva Espana.
Pity he's Serbian. Doesn't he speak Spanish?
Simple stuff and needs a 3rd line. Anyone?

A new gaffer at the Lane, y viva Slavisa,
Jokanovic is his name, y viva Slavisa,
something something and something, y viva Slavisa,
He's a Blade and we're gonna win today, Slavisa por favor.
 
Think of all the animals that you've ever heard about
Like rhinoceros and tigers, cats and mink
There are lots of funny animals in all this world
But have you ever seen a panther that is pink?
Think!
A panther that is positively pink!

Well here he is, the Pink Panther
The rinky-dink panther
Everybody loves a panther that's pink
He really is a groovy cat
And he's a gentleman, a scholar, he's an acrobat

He's in the pink, the Pink Panther
The rinky-dink panther
And it's as plain as your nose
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther pink from head to toe
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther Pink Panther from head to toe!


To the tune of The Pink Panther Theme (cartoon)
 
I'm sticking with Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by the Beatles as the tune just works (apologies I'm getting all giddy right now leading up to kick off and embarrassing myself).

However, tweaked the Lyrics slightly:

6 Foot 2 from Serbia he's hard as fuck,
Have a go he'll fucking knock you out,
Taking Sheff United to the very top,
And when we're up your gonna fucking here us shout . . . . . .
Slavisa! Slavisa! Slavisa! Whoa!
Slavisa Jak-on-avich!
Slavisa! Slavisa! Slavisa! Whoa!
Slavisa Jak-on-avich!

Sorry, like I say, just getting all giddy and as someone else has already pointed out, it's like being a kid again and Christmas Day is finally here!
COME ON YOU RED AND WHITE WIIIZZZAAARRRDDDSSS!!!!
 
Zone Man said:
I'm sticking with Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by the Beatles as the tune just works (apologies I'm getting all giddy right now leading up to kick off and embarrassing myself).

However, tweaked the Lyrics slightly:

6 Foot 2 from Serbia he's hard as fuck,
Have a go he'll fucking knock you out,
Taking Sheff United to the very top,
And when we're up your gonna fucking here us shout . . . . . .
Slavisa! Slavisa! Slavisa! Whoa!
Slavisa Jak-on-avich!
Slavisa! Slavisa! Slavisa! Whoa!
Slavisa Jak-on-avich!

Sorry, like I say, just getting all giddy and as someone else has already pointed out, it's like being a kid again and Christmas Day is finally here!
COME ON YOU RED AND WHITE WIIIZZZAAARRRDDDSSS!!!!
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I like em, but they muddle my tiny brain, with lines similar to Flecks and It was our 6th year.
 
A Slavisa Dream, a song to sing,
To win the league, with Oli’s ping
Fleck, Basham and Didzy
Billy Sharp captains the team
(repeat)
 
Just need something simple for my brain.
Maybe a bit of a tongue twister but - to the 'tune' of 'Sheffield United - Sheffield United' where one side of the groud sings it, then it gets repeated back, and so on......
'Slavisa Jokanovic - Slavisa Jokanovic'.
Just keep it going for 5 minutes......
 
Jon Bon II said:
Think of all the animals that you've ever heard about
Like rhinoceros and tigers, cats and mink
There are lots of funny animals in all this world
But have you ever seen a panther that is pink?
Think!
A panther that is positively pink!

Well here he is, the Pink Panther
The rinky-dink panther
Everybody loves a panther that's pink
He really is a groovy cat
And he's a gentleman, a scholar, he's an acrobat

He's in the pink, the Pink Panther
The rinky-dink panther
And it's as plain as your nose
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther pink from head to toe
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther Pink Panther from head to toe!


To the tune of The Pink Panther Theme (cartoon)
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Had enough of pink panthers when we played away last season.
 

Time to revive this thread I think and get some positivity back.

We are Sheffield United.
We've got an Arab Prince
He's not very rich
We've got Jakonovic
He's a Serbian hard bitch.
And he will teach us,
How to play you off the pitch.
We are Sheffield United.

Or something like this

Work in progress.....

In my view, we need to man up, back Slava, stop licking our wounds and be fearless. We are blades, fuck the rest. Get behind Slava, get behind the team, stop whinging. The good times under Wilder are over. We are still the same.
 
Constantly Optimistic... said:
Time to revive this thread I think and get some positivity back.

We are Sheffield United.
We've got an Arab Prince
He's not very rich
We've got Jakonovic
He's a Serbian hard bitch.
And he will teach us,
How to play you off the pitch.
We are Sheffield United.

Or something like this

Work in progress.....

In my view, we need to man up, back Slava, stop licking our wounds and be fearless. We are blades, fuck the rest. Get behind Slava, get behind the team, stop whinging. The good times under Wilder are over. We are still the same.
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Wouldn't want to grow a pair though cos then I'd have...one...two...three....four...which would make running amongst other things interesting.
 
“You don’t know what you’re doing”

Yes, no........
 
To the tune of the chorus of ‘girls on film’ by Duran Duran:

(Slavisa) he has no transfers,
(Slavisa) he has no players,
(Slavisa) he is quite angry,
(Slavisa) he’ll murder your granny.
 
Ain't got a barrel of muneh... Woodward Currie. Away we go everybody.

Boze pravde, ti sto spase
od propasti do sadnas,
cuj i od sadnase glase,
i odsad nam budi spas.
Mocnom rukom vodi, brani
buducnosti srpske brod,
Boze spasi, Boze hrani
nasu zemlju i nas rod.

Slozi srpsku bracu dragu
na svak' dican slavan rad,
sloga bice poraz vragu,
a najjaci srpstvu grad.
Nek' na srpstvu blista grana
bratske sloge zlatan rod,
Boze spasi, boze hrani
moli ti se sav nas rod.

Nek na srpsko vedro celo
tvog ne padne gneva grom,
blagoslovi Srbu selo
polje, njivu, grad i dom!
Kad nastupe borbe dani,
k' pobedi mu vodi hod.
Boze spasi, Boze hrani
Srpskog Kralja, srpski rod!

Iz mracnoga sinu groba
srpske krune novi sjaj,
nastalo je novo doba,
novu srecu Boze daj.
Kraljevinu srpsku brani,
pet vekovne borbe plod.
Boze spasi, Boze hrani,
moli ti se srpski rod!


source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/misce...anthemslyrics/serbianationalanthemlyrics.html
 
Gavlar said:
To the tune of the chorus of ‘girls on film’ by Duran Duran:

(Slavisa) he has no transfers,
(Slavisa) he has no players,
(Slavisa) he is quite angry,
(Slavisa) he’ll murder your granny.
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And with no further ado, it is my pleasure (but enough about my love life) to award this years Mercury prize to...
 
Daddy wouldn't buy me some players ... players ,
Daddy wouldn't buy me some players ... players ,
I've got some little twats ,
And I'm not so fond of that ,
I just want players who are class !
 
Keen Blade said:
Daddy wouldn't buy me some players ... players ,
Daddy wouldn't buy me some players ... players ,
I've got some little twats ,
And I'm not so fond of that ,
I just want players who are class !
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To the tune of
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow
 

.
and everything went to red and white
sharp, fleck, egan, iliman ndiaye
the football they played really blew our minds
it was Slav at first sight
 
All we need is Slav, derderderder.
All we need is Slav,
All we need is Slav, Slav..
Slav is all we need.
 
“Oh we ain’t got a pot we can piss in
And Chrissy Wilder’s gone missin’
But with Slav as the boss
We don’t give a toss
U-ni-ted

Altogether now .......”

:)
 
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