Song suggestions

[Willglynning]

They're almost always terrible, and almost certainly won't catch on.

So rather than making a new thread to try and push for the awful song you've come up with, just post it here.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Your going home in a red and white ambulance

 

[Isar]

Your going to get your fuckin head kicked in.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Your going to get your fuckin head kicked in.

Im not a violent man Mr Fawlty

Shoreham Aggro,Shoreham Aggro

 

[Isar]

We'll see you all outside.............

 

[Tunstall Fred]

I was walking down Shoreham Street swinging a chain
Up came a Wendyite,called me a name
I kicked him in the bollocks,I kicked him in the head
Now that Wendyite,is dead

 

[Tyler Durden]

 

[Ricky]

But by this time tomorrow this thread will be on about the 100th page and everyone will have forgot about it.

 

[pommpey]

To the tune of Whitney Houston, 'Fuck Me Where I Fart From'

"Ooooooh, baby.
The Blades are playing today
And I am going down to The Lane
Can't fucking wait, tha-nose
Cos I'm a reyt supporter, me

Cum on United, score a fucking fuckin' goyal
So that we win this league
MacCabe is a reyt fuckin' player
Wi' his wisdom and kindness (the Prince, an' all)

*then someone can do a guitar solo - Topcat maybe*

Cum on United, score a fucking fuckin' goyal
So that we win this league
Wilder's a reyt manager tha-nose
And your lot are gunna get dicked

So fuck off.

A terrace anthem.

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

Jump down turn around kick him in the bollocks........

 

[northsomersetblade]

You'll never make the station

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Im a bow legged chicken
Im a knock kneed hen
I havent had a wank since i dont know when
I walk with a widdle
I talk with a squarke
Doing the Shoreham Boot Walk

 

[mattbianco1]

Here comes the s...

 

[Isar]

We had some very friendly songs in the 70s.

 

[Sean Thornton]

There once was a song on a forum
The writer thought, I'll bore um
He laid down his words
It was like polishing turds
Gary Megson is a cunt.


Yes, no?