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My data is taking a hammering! Just someone give me a shit rumour!

Forest green striker Doidge! Anything, dean Hammond spotted in home bargains or something
 
ChipButtyBlade said:
Cummon gi thi sen's a shek you ITK feckers.
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Where’s El Accounto? He knows everything. Who is the player subject of our latest bid, El?

Once it’s been disclosed he’ll be all over it pretending he knew weeks ago. It’s the slimy, tax-dodging, cowboy football agent’s accountant way.
 
Dan Burn, Sam Morsy and Laurent D’Jaffo are set to be unveiled in a sensational triple swoop by blades boss Chris Wilder.

He believes united are lacking in experience upfront so has tabled a club record 6 million pesetas bid for the 47 year old.

Sources close to the club have revealed that the blades will not be offering Dean Hammond a contact after the worlds shiitest trial period as he is fucking wank, can’t run but still managed to laugh his way to the bank after Nigel Adkins signed him last time.
 
Don't despair, no news can be good news. Also, I would imagine after the way the Waghorn bid was leaked, CW will be keeping his cards even more tightly to his chest than usual.
 
Oh, what I wouldn't give for an 'Ulloa Signs!' thread, just to send a bit of a spark racing through my veins.

Here, if anyone fancies a go. I've already got about 12 fatwahs on me for my previous two....

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Jon Bon II said:
Oh, what I wouldn't give for an 'Ulloa Signs!' thread, just to send a bit of a spark racing through my veins.

Here, if anyone fancies a go. I've already got about 12 fatwahs on me for my previous two....

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Ive started it to give you a blood rush until you get to the IPA deadline. THink I got it right.
 
ben1987 said:
Sources close to the club have revealed that the blades will not be offering Dean Hammond a contact after the worlds shiitest trial period as he is fucking wank, can’t run but still managed to laugh his way to the bank after Nigel Adkins signed him last time.
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I didn't know Hammond was a Muslim, but it would explain why he was always four paces behind the man he was marking.
 

Wilder said he hopes to have players in but the market will dictate whether we can or not.


That's all you're getting today
 
Pinchy said:
Pig alert...
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You at it again chessy boy ? Your clearly the fucking pig as you like to cause a stir with fellow blades voicing there thoughts and opinions calling me a pig is very insulting I'm blade through and though if you don't like what I put keep your trap shut! As I will with the pig shit your spit,alternatively we can discuss your beef with me in whatever pub you drink in before home games ?? Chestfield isn't far away from me
 
Hblockblade said:
You at it again chessy boy ? Your clearly the fucking pig as you like to cause a stir with fellow blades voicing there thoughts and opinions calling me a pig is very insulting I'm blade through and though if you don't like what I put keep your trap shut! As I will with the pig shit your spit,alternatively we can discuss your beef with me in whatever pub you drink in before home games ?? Chestfield isn't far away from me
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You flatter yourself. I have no ‘beef’ with you. You are an inconsequential semi-literate pig, who does nothing but pass derisory, tediously repetitive comments about the club you claim to support. Nothing special, there. I see them coming.

Despite your request, I shall continue to confront numpties who talk boliocks about my club. If that’s beyond your sensibilities perhaps public media is not for you?

Is your juvenile tirade an attempt, towards the end, at intimidation? If so, you’re firing a pea-shooter at a rhino. No gain, there.

I’m afraid my time is too scarece and valuable to accommodate you for free. You can make an appointment, should you require further advice, at my usual rate.
 
You have no Beef with me? You criticize my posts when there not what you want to hear even though I only post what I feel I've never knocked my club unlike others on ere that regular do if you don't like what I post don't read like I do I don't knock others for there views as this is a general forum to to voice opinions and speak, you come out with a load of tripe and shit like I'm a pig bullshit trying to wind me up but I don't do keyboard warrior shit like you hiding being my walls as I respect others blades views even if I don't agree so I tell you what big balls let's met to discuss your beef with me and stop this nonsense I'm in red lion most home games
 
Hblockblade said:
You have no Beef with me? You criticize my posts when there not what you want to hear even though I only post what I feel I've never knocked my club unlike others on ere that regular do if you don't like what I post don't read like I do I don't knock others for there views as this is a general forum to to voice opinions and speak, you come out with a load of tripe and shit like I'm a pig bullshit trying to wind me up but I don't do keyboard warrior shit like you hiding being my walls as I respect others blades views even if I don't agree so I tell you what big balls let's met to discuss your beef with me and stop this nonsense I'm in red lion most home games
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Pinchy said:
You flatter yourself. I have no ‘beef’ with you. You are an inconsequential semi-literate pig, who does nothing but pass derisory, tediously repetitive comments about the club you claim to support. Nothing special, there. I see them coming.

Despite your request, I shall continue to confront numpties who talk boliocks about my club. If that’s beyond your sensibilities perhaps public media is not for you?

Is your juvenile tirade an attempt, towards the end, at intimidation? If so, you’re firing a pea-shooter at a rhino. No gain, there.

I’m afraid my time is too scarece and valuable to accommodate you for free. You can make an appointment, should you require further advice, unlike you I have nags of time on my hands now will sauce a few things out regarding your beefforts with me see ya soon big lad
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Pinchy said:
Pig alert...
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Keyboard warrior your cover with be blown shortly
 
Hblockblade said:
You have no Beef with me? You criticize my posts when there not what you want to hear even though I only post what I feel I've never knocked my club unlike others on ere that regular do if you don't like what I post don't read like I do I don't knock others for there views as this is a general forum to to voice opinions and speak, you come out with a load of tripe and shit like I'm a pig bullshit trying to wind me up but I don't do keyboard warrior shit like you hiding being my walls as I respect others blades views even if I don't agree so I tell you what big balls let's met to discuss your beef with me and stop this nonsense I'm in red lion most home games
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And breathe.
 

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