Season ticket renewal forms

[zablade]

When are they due out? Because I need to get a bonfire going to get rid of my garden waste.

 

[Foxy]

When are they due out? Because I need to get a bonfire going to get rid of my garden waste.

Before now, but we've been holding off for a good moment

 

[PeteBlade]

I wonder if they'll use Jim's "it will take 3 transfer windows" to sort this mantra to lure people in.

 

[Harry's Game]

When are they due out? Because I need to get a bonfire going to get rid of my garden waste.

I am going to dig my renewal form into my Rose bushes, all McCabes bullshit should have them blooming a treat.

 

[shorehamview]

Before now, but we've been holding off for a good moment

We will be holding off for a bloody long time then.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

When are they due out? Because I need to get a bonfire going to get rid of my garden waste.

You've gotta laugh. It's the only way to deal with our shitty predicament.
I feel like a condemned man, blissfully enjoying his final meal before facing the firing squad.

 

[Roygbiv]

Gonna be hilarious looking how they promote it. Might be the best moment of the year

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Gonna be hilarious looking how they promote it. Might be the best moment of the year

"Three Windows from glory"

 

[PeteBlade]

"True Blades are bored shitless at the Lane"

 

[sothall blade]

I am going to let me Staffy collect it from the postman

 

[SwissBlade]

I'm renewing, but whether i bother attending the games is another issue. I just can't be arsed

 

[Whiston Blade]

 

[raul]

HOW MUCH SHIT CAN YOU TAKE? BLADEY BLADEY BLADENESS - IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT ENJOYMENT YOU KNOW.

 

[blader]

'Buy a season ticket for 2016/17. Don't forget your boots each week because you just never know.....'

 

[shorehamview]

Gonna be hilarious looking how they promote it. Might be the best moment of the year

"Fancy another 23 games where you don't know if we will be good, bad, or woefully ugly? Then give us your money and let Nigel spunk it away on expensive loan signings and useless pricks that weren't any good ten years ago, never mind now. Plus get a free cup ticket too, and watch as we get either humiliated by someone from a league below us, or annihilated by someone from a league above is. And remember, our two absentee owners don't really give a shit what you think, one is in Brussels and can't hear you boo, the other is in Saudi Arabia and has long since grown tired of his English plaything.
Get 'em quick, they'll go up even more on a match by match basis. Think Liverpool, but without the backing down over prices after you piss and moan!"

Like that?

 

[Bladesway]

Gonna be hilarious looking how they promote it. Might be the best moment of the year

Division 4 return ticket?

 

[PeteBlade]

Because everything sounds better when it rythmes:

"Because it's no longer funny, to waste all your money. We're not going to be nice, as we hike up the price. Watch how low we can fall, being shit at football".

Hell I'd buy one.

 

[Roygbiv]

Division 4 return ticket?

That's a genius idea. Bring up the memories of the season in the 4th to get people to buy season tickets .

 

[Bladesway]

That's a genius idea. Bring up the memories of the season in the 4th to get people to buy season tickets .

I'd be in marketing if I were any better

 

[metalblade]

I hope it isn't printed on slippery/shiny paper as I'll we wiping my arse with mine

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Triple assault on your senses unitidites:

See the crap performances
Smell the bullshit from the board
Taste the defeats.

You know it makes sense.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

"LIMITED OFFER DON'T MISS OUT!
Renew your 2016/17 season ticket NOW and get your 2017/18 Division 4 season ticket HALF PRICE"

 

[Esablade]

'The Living Within Your Means Triptych'?

 

[Roygbiv]

"Be there as we put the final nails in your clubs coffin"

 

[PeteBlade]

We're shit. But buy one anyway. PLEASE.

 

[SwissBlade]

"Sheffield United are delighted to announce the signing of 2 brand new Biffa Recycling bins! The bins will be strategically placed between the two statues in the car park and staff will be on hand to help fans recycle their Renewal forms"

"For those fans deluded enough to complete the forms, we will be placing a large capacity cross cut shredder in the ticket office to help you dispose of your forms securely. However, please expect some queues in this area as Mr Phipps will be coming all next week to shred player contracts"

 

[Harry's Game]

Renew and be guaranteed to get your seat for any home Johnstones Paint Trophy games.

 

[Gordon cowans]

"Dont be left behind,join sheffield uniteds large family circus,for a very competitive price you can be one of our 19,000 clowns"

 

[zablade]

"Buy one and get free flights to Dignitas thrown in"

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Can SUFC bring down the ticket price of remaining home games to a fiver, just to ease the torture?