Proper Questions

[Jan Age]

I hope Andy Giddings asks Wilder some proper questions tomorrow instead of the usual ‘love in’

1) why does there seem to have been a serious change in strategy towards the end of this transfer window?

2) Why did you state there were bids in for 4 players with 2 being permanent and then a couple of days later say There would be no permanents?

3) Why have you tied to sell a player that has started both games this season?

Everyone please feel free to add further questions you feel he should be asked...

 

[Barney]

4) How much of the Brooks money was made available?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

5) Have you lost the plot?

 

[AdamSufc1997]

6) Has McCabe bought carpets for his hotel with the Brooks money

 

[FMBlade1]

7) How come clubs that don't have 150 staff are able to sign players from abroad?
8) What is 'the culture of SUFC' that blocks foreign players coming here?

 

[BladeInIreland]

9) Are you glad were so well run financially?

 

[AdamSufc1997]

7) How come clubs that don't have 150 staff are able to sign players from abroad?
8) What is 'the culture of SUFC' that blocks foreign players coming here?

still can't believe they actually think we can go up just buying players from britain

 

[dingledog]

10 Just what were the reassurance you got from the owners in May?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

11) what is his view on the players being described as "knobs", "useless fuckers" and "shitcunts"?

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Do you immediately sniff your finger when you pull it out of your wife's arse?

 

[Dkc]

Will Evans start v QPR?

 

[Onetouchfootball]

Do you believe that it is worth £100 on us at 9-1 to be relegated? and if so, who do you think will be the other teams so we can back a treble?

 

[Kev Gee]

What is sufc culture and why do no foreign players match this profile?

 

[INTERUNITED]

12) You said there weren't any players available who could improve us, have you lost your fucking marbles?

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Were we ever really in for Juanpi? Who was your favourite Spice Girl?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

13) Chris, cod or haddock?

 

[Grizzly blade]

13) Why do we appear to be hitting long balls to the forwards instead of playing the good football we became renowned for?

14) Why are we so shit at defending set pieces

15) Why didn’t we sign Blackman if he was available

 

[Guesty]

still can't believe they actually think we can go up just buying players from britain

I doubt anyone seriously thinks we'll go up.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Why are we fucked?

 

[Davalon]

What is sufc culture and why do no foreign players match this profile?

I think a few Czech and Irish might.

 

[Groucho Blade]

I doubt anyone seriously thinks we'll go up.

Up to about ten days ago, I genuinely believed we’d spend some serious dosh on one or two excellent players who’d take us forward...not necessarily top two, but certainly bothering the play off places.

I know. I just feel foolish now.

 

[Snowman]

(16) To be fair Chris, do us a favour and tell us what the fuck you are doing?

 

[Blade56]

What ISA rate are we getting on the barely untouched Brooks money?

Do you have a survival bonus in your vastly improved contract?

How heavy is a piece of silver?

Have you put weight on?

 

[super_pig]

Up to about ten days ago, I genuinely believed we’d spend some serious dosh on one or two excellent players who’d take us forward...not necessarily top two, but certainly bothering the play off places.

I know. I just feel foolish now.

bless
same owd same owd
here’s my contribution
if you are a defender and are having to rely on pace you are standing in the wrong place

 

[Manuel Azaña]

Chris.
What were you doing in The Manor Top Chip Shop the other week?

 

[Topplayersleave]

still can't believe they actually think we can go up just buying players from britain

They've got no intentions of going up
They want a season of getting as much money in as possible for whatever boardroom shenanigans are going on because one or the other or both of them are going to be seriously out of pocket by the time their squabbling is done.

But they don't have to worry because they've got Chris and he can perform miracles

Unfortunately I don't think they've factored in the effect that a seriously pissed off manager can have

 

[Chali 2na]

I'm not Chris Wilder, but I reckon I could have a good go at these:

2) Why did you state there were bids in for 4 players with 2 being permanent and then a couple of days later say There would be no permanents?

Because the bids were rejected.

3) Why have you tied to sell a player that has started both games this season?

Who says he tried to sell anyone? The interest could have been uninvited.

7) How come clubs that don't have 150 staff are able to sign players from abroad?
8) What is 'the culture of SUFC' that blocks foreign players coming here?

What is sufc culture and why do no foreign players match this profile?

I don't think Wilder completely rejects the idea of foreign signings, but without a scouting network in place, then it's a huge gamble.
As for the number of staff, it doesnt have to be 150, but the bigger/better it is, the more successful it will be. The reason why the 150 staff comment got made is because Brentford were being lauded for their (owner's) transfer policy, and Wilder pointed out their success is in large down to the investment they've made.

The issue is probabaly a matter for the owners/board, in short.

15) Why didn’t we sign Blackman if he was available

Probabaly because he was deemed not worth the outlay and a better option has possibly been identified in the loan market.
I dont think signing Blackman would be universally popular either.

(16) To be fair Chris, do us a favour and tell us what the fuck you are doing?

Managing our football club during treacherous times of ownership struggle, on a tiny budget, while being bombarded with questions.

 

[Rodley]

Brown sauce or red sauce on a bacon butty?

Why doesn’t anyone admit Hendo’s tastes like shit, watered down Lea & Perrins?

 

[Rodley]

They've got no intentions of going up
They want a season of getting as much money in as possible for whatever boardroom shenanigans are going on because one or the other or both of them are going to be seriously out of pocket by the time their squabbling is done.

But they don't have to worry because they've got Chris and he can perform miracles

Unfortunately I don't think they've factored in the effect that a seriously pissed off manager can have

It worries me your a financial adviser.

 

[Jon Bon II]

I'd like to know why the fuck the Weetabix Protein is STILL being kept on separate aisles to the rest of the Weetabix products, over six months since I first raised the issue at the McCabe question and answer fudge. Fucking sort it Wilder!