Please stay off the pitch vs. Chesterfield

[Sean Thornton]

Hitler.

There. Now let's all calm down. We've fucking won something for Gods sake.

 

[I should coco]

I am only arguing for the kids which some of these twats want to call cunts.

If some of the earlier stuff wasn't sickening enough, we now have people falling over themselves to defend kids, twats and cunts.

Let's all hear it for Michael Jackson eh?

 

[Tunstall Fred]

I ran on the pitch at Villa after we had scored a goal,mind we had gone about 10 games since we last scored,so this was justified,i also ran on the pitch when we beat Forest to secure our first away win in the top league

 

[I should coco]

Hitler.

There. Now let's all calm down.

Bloody do-gooder!

I was just going to invoke Pol Pot, Stalin and that Papa Doc bloke and you've gone and spoiled it.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Hitler.

There. Now let's all calm down. We've fucking won something for Gods sake.

He ran on the pitch at Schalke 04,with Ernst Rohm

 

[Sean Thornton]

Bloody do-gooder!

I was just going to invoke Pol Pot, Stalin and that Papa Doc bloke and you've gone and spoiled it.

Always been the middle of the road voice of reason.

 

[Sean Thornton]

He ran on the pitch at Schalke 04,with Ernst Rohm

Well if that's the worst thing he did........

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Always been the middle of the road vouce of reason.

Last night i heard my Mama singing this song

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Well if that's the worst thing he did........

Certainly gave him an appetite for invading,loyalty to his mate left a lot to be desired though

 

[Sean Thornton]

Certainly gave him an appetite for invading,loyalty to his mate left a lot to be desired though

It's not a happy analogy should we draw Legia Warsaw in our first European adventure then. Not with our cu, I mean celebrating fans.

 

[I should coco]

Last night i heard my Mama singing this song

Well being as how we've adopted a Lonnie Donegan song for JOC, nothing is impossible.

Come to think of it, the above was the backing tune to the hilarious "Where's your caravan" that Gannon used to get.

The way forward is clearly in dusting down the oldies, so I'm off to work on a Basham song using "Deutschland Uber Alles".

 

[mattbianco1]

There's children dying of cancer ffs - get a grip

Can't believe you compared a pitch invasion to cancer.
If a schoolkid nicks a bar of chocolate from the newsagent at dinner time, he's still a little prick. Yes cancer is the mother of all things shit, but the little kid is still a prick.

Imagine if your car got nicked but the police said they're not gonna bother looking for it because someones got cancer "We've got bigger things to worry about Mr 1066"

 

[Sean Thornton]

Well being as how we've adopted a Lonnie Donegan song for JOC, nothing is impossible.

Come to think of it, the above was the backing tune to the hilarious "Where's your caravan" that Gannon used to get.

The way forward is clearly in dusting down the oldies, so I'm off to work on a Basham song using "Deutschland Uber Alles".

Fitting for Kaiser Chris ISC.

 

[Grizzly blade]

Yep it's people like me whose fault it is society is fucked and as for your other post banning orders and authority involvement for celebrating with my kids nice one top blade

Actually yes it is people like yours fault. If everyone instilled some discipline alone (never mind anything else) into their children it would be a good start at sorting it out.
Don't want to risk a ban? Stay in the stand then. Find another way to celebrate with your kids like the majority do. It's not difficult if you have any imagination and given some thought.
Don't want police or Social services questioning your parenting? Then don't encourage illegal behaviour and careless attitudes into your kids. Again....very simple.

"Security guard injured my son when ejecting him from the shop"....."Bouncer assaulted me when I kicked off because they wouldn't let me in the club"...."Police Brutality when I resisted arrest"....examples go on and on these days and the minority are gradually becoming the majority.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Can we just all agree a few principles and move on:

- People who light flares & smoke bombs are selfish arseholes
- People who throw flares & smoke bombs are utter selfish arseholes and should be despatched violently
- People who invade pitches without spontaneous good reason (definition to be agreed in advance via some kind of S2 committee) are selfish arseholes
- People who invade pitches when circumstances are appropriate (decided by the S2 committee) are generally ok unless they have malicious intentions or don't get off the pitch when told to - then they become selfish arseholes
- Anyone who throws litter out of a car needs flares and some bombs strapped to them and ignited (one of my own - but I'm sure you'll agree its entirely reasonable)

 

[Tyler Durden]

Well if that's the worst thing he did........

I think pitch-invaders were next on his to-do list, but he got preoccupied with the Jews.

Shame for him really, he would've found plenty of kindered spirits on this thread.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

I think pitch-invaders were next on his to-do list, but he got preoccupied with the Jews.

Shame for him really, he would've found plenty of kindered spirits on this thread.

Bloody good eye for Architecture,and dressed his men very well,you got to give him credit for that

 

[I should coco]

Bloody good eye for Architecture,and dressed his men very well,you got to give him credit for that

Aye, and that Mussolini got the trains running on time too........

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Aye, and that Mussolini got the trains running on time too........

You only have to watch Von Ryans Express to appreciate that

 

[Bladesman]

 

[Tyler Durden]

Bloody good eye for Architecture,and dressed his men very well,you got to give him credit for that

First ones to hypothesise the link between smoking and lung cancer too.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Can we just all agree a few principles and move on:

- People who light flares & smoke bombs are selfish arseholes
- People who throw flares & smoke bombs are utter selfish arseholes and should be despatched violently
- People who invade pitches without spontaneous good reason (definition to be agreed in advance via some kind of S2 committee) are selfish arseholes
- People who invade pitches when circumstances are appropriate (decided by the S2 committee) are generally ok unless they have malicious intentions or don't get off the pitch when told to - then they become selfish arseholes
- Anyone who throws litter out of a car needs flares and some bombs strapped to them and ignited (one of my own - but I'm sure you'll agree its entirely reasonable)

What about them selfish bastards who dont indicate when turning,they should be shot,then put on public display outside the Cathedral,as a lesson to others

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Bloody do-gooder!

I was just going to invoke Pol Pot, Stalin and that Papa Doc bloke and you've gone and spoiled it.

What's Doc Pace got to with all this?

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Come to think of it, the above was the backing tune to the hilarious "Where's your caravan" that Gannon used to get.

We used it against Arsenal's Ray Parlour on a few occasions. Ah, memries.

 

[Treeton Blade]

Club putting plans in place for Chesterfield

 

[Bladesman]

Club putting plans in place for Chesterfield

Some may not like him but there is no reason to shoot Captain Blade.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Some may not like him but there is no reason to shoot Captain Blade.

I think its Gary Sinclair in his sights

 

[Tyler Durden]

Maybe this is the sort of thing these moral guardians should be foaming at the mouth about. Y'know, for the sake of perspective.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-39625517

 

[I should coco]

You only have to watch Von Ryans Express to appreciate that

Life is circular and if you don't know your history and all that.

We are back to Basset and his full backs bombing on, but this time not Tufty: - 'Vaughan Ryan's Express'





Interestingly enough while googling for an image of him in a United kit (unsuccessfully), I found:

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Life is circular and if you don't know your history and all that.

We are back to Basset and his full backs bombing on, but this time not Tufty: - 'Vaughan Ryan's Express'

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Interestingly enough while googling for an image of him in a United kit (unsuccessfully), I found:

I believe you when you say you were Googling for a picture of Vaughan Ryan in our strip,others less charitable however......