Player liaison job advertised

[Bladedog]

is that seriously the salary for the role?

According to earlier in this thread

 

[Bert]

is that seriously the salary for the role?

It's likely to be part time.

 

[Rodley]

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[S64 Blade]

Haha, I'm going to have this in my head all day now.

I wonder if Alan Biggs has a personal assistant?

 

[Balham]

It's almost certainly full time given the breadth of the JD; I think the £9.5k was a joke added earlier in the thread.

 

[Blade.com]

Seem to remember Man United have player liason and the story goes Patrice Evra once called him out to his house at 3 am in the morning to change a light bulb. A few years ago but definitely remember it been a talking point. So in French he would say Ampoule. Probably why they need to speak foreign languages.

 

[Rodders]

They'd only need to speak French for Moose wouldn't they?
As long as they know it's called "Royale with Cheese" over there, they'll be fine AMIRITE LADS LOL!

 

[8lade]

As long as they know it's called "Royale with Cheese" over there, they'll be fine AMIRITE LADS LOL!

I've given you a 'like' because this is a terrible joke but still 10 times better than the one about 'Lundstram wanting to leave so he can play Premier league football next season'.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

In the same way that we have Simon Moore helping manage the stock at the superstore, or that time in the summer when JOC & Fleck were contracted in to help remove the furniture from the Copthorne, couldn’t we just fill the role from the squad? It seems like it’s tailor-made for Jags, who qualifies on the language front by being able to give the Polish pronunciation of “Jagielka”.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

I'd love this role but they cant afford me....





....said Lundstram.

 

[Espania blade]

Is there anybody living in Sheffield that is qualified for that job

I'll just bump this back up again

 

[Snowflake]

Why would anyone multilingual take a job for £9000 a year...

Because they are unemployed or want to work in football ?

 

[JT89]

Because they are unemployed or want to work in football ?

Or because they're intelligent enough to know the salary isn't 9k a year and that's a figure from a joke posted 4 pages earlier in this thread... the actual salary from the job post was listed as "competitive", with no actual figure given

 

[coaxingstar71]

I'd like to put our very own pommpey forward for this role.

Complete with his very own unique language skills!

"Lunny, tha cunt trap a bag o cement"

 

[Rodders]

I'd like to put our very own pommpey forward for this role.

Complete with his very own unique language skills!

"Lunny, tha cunt trap a bag o cement"

Have you got the comma in the wrong place?

 

[Bladesman]

Or because they're intelligent enough to know the salary isn't 9k a year and that's a figure from a joke posted 4 pages earlier in this thread... the actual salary from the job post was listed as "competitive", with no actual figure given

It is actually 10k a year but you also have to pick up McBurnie’s dry cleaning.

 

[hidesbehindapseudonym]

It is actually 10k a year but you also have to pick up McBurnie’s dry cleaning.

And shorten his socks,