New players, new daft song opportunities!

[The_Green_Man]

Let's talk about Fleck baby,
Let's talk about Chris Hussey....
Let's talk about James wilson, Jack O'Connell and Mark Duffy,
Let's talk about Fleck......

This beauty came along whilst sat in my big yellow taxi at roadside, was really enjoying it until my crewmate got fed up of hearing it and politely told me to "shut the **** up"

Come on let's be having you!

 

[SwissBlade]

Lets do the Iceland Clappy chant instead

 

[Bladesway]

Lets do the Iceland Clappy chant instead

Turkey Dinos, Turkey Dinos, Turkey Dinos for a quid......Turkey Dinos for a quid.

You can shove your volovants up your arse......

That sort of thing?

 

[Bladesway]

Let's talk about Fleck baby,
Let's talk about Chris Hussey....
Let's talk about James wilson, Jack O'Connell and Mark Duffy,
Let's talk about Fleck......

This beauty came along whilst sat in my big yellow taxi at roadside, was really enjoying it until my crewmate got fed up of hearing it and politely told me to "shut the **** up"

Come on let's be having you!

Are you ill, bored or 12?

 

[The_Green_Man]

Are you ill, bored or 12?

None of the above, it's called having a personality and a sense of humour.....You should try it rather than insulting you ogre......

In fact fcuk it, try doing my job for a week and see if you manage to maintain sanity haha. You couldn't hack it mate. You'd be rattling by Friday

 

[Esablade]

"shut the **** up"

 

[Preecey]

There's only one F in Jon Fleck,
One F in Jon Fleck,
There's only one F in Jon Fleck

[repeat until bored]

 

[The_Green_Man]

There's only one F in Jon Fleck,
One F in Jon Fleck,
There's only one F in Jon Fleck

[repeat until bored]

Haha genius!

 

[Grappler]

Follow, follow, follow
Sheff United's the team to follow
with Basham and Sharpy
Hussey and Duffy
Dean Hammond sitting at home

 

[Tyler Durden]

It doesn't matter anyway, everyone will be busy singing the Will Grigg song cos they saw on the Lad Bible. That's how far we've fallen.

 

[Bullet73]

Let's talk about Fleck baby,
Let's talk about Chris Hussey....
Let's talk about James wilson, Jack O'Connell and Mark Duffy,
Let's talk about Fleck......

This beauty came along whilst sat in my big yellow taxi at roadside, was really enjoying it until my crewmate got fed up of hearing it and politely told me to "shut the **** up"

Come on let's be having you!

Don't know how you get time to park the yellow taxi up roadside, mines constantly on the go 111

 

[bladestrivia]

Let's talk about Fleck baby,
Let's talk about Chris Hussey....
Let's talk about James wilson, Jack O'Connell and Mark Duffy,
Let's talk about Fleck......

This beauty came along whilst sat in my big yellow taxi at roadside, was really enjoying it until my crewmate got fed up of hearing it and politely told me to "shut the **** up"

Come on let's be having you!

ha ha very good

 

[BushBlade]

There's only one F in Jon Fleck,
One F in Jon Fleck,
There's only one F in Jon Fleck

[repeat until bored]

Surely it just needs to be 'there's only one F in Fleck, one F in Fleck'. So it scans.

For those who try to come up with chants, to scan means to fit the words to a tune.

 

[Preecey]

Whatver floats your boat. I'm just a humble IT guy

 

[BushBlade]

Whatver floats your boat. I'm just a humble IT guy

Turn yourself off and on again. That usually works.

 

[Preecey]

Turn yourself off and on again. That usually works.

Didn't work last season though did it. Hopefully this is the real reboot

 

[BushBlade]

Didn't work last season though did it. Hopefully this is the real reboot

Yes, I think it is proving a good idea to delete Nigel v2 and install a Tufty instead.

 

[Preecey]

Yes, I think it is proving a good idea to delete Nigel v2 and install a Tufty instead.

Your forgot that we also had to remove the Hammond trojan

 

[Pierre's PC]

Fascinating thread, I can't wait for the next attempt. Some of these beauty's are up up there lyrically with...

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. So you don't confuse them with mountains."

or

"what's she gonna look like with a chimney on her"

 

[Maidenhead]

Let's talk about Fleck baby,
Let's talk about Chris Hussey....
Let's talk about James wilson, Jack O'Connell and Mark Duffy,
Let's talk about Fleck......

This beauty came along whilst sat in my big yellow taxi at roadside, was really enjoying it until my crewmate got fed up of hearing it and politely told me to "shut the **** up"

Come on let's be having you!

You taken away Joni's old man? You barsteward

 

[Blade56]

....Dean Hammond sitting at home

Counting all our money.......

 

[SwissBlade]

Turkey Dinos, Turkey Dinos, Turkey Dinos for a quid......Turkey Dinos for a quid.

You can shove your volovants up your arse......

That sort of thing?

Should i assume that these are some sort of products from a frozen food supermarket?

 

[BushBlade]

Your forgot that we also had to remove the Hammond trojan

Oh, that's what it was. Nigel v1 was running OK at first but then got a bit glitchy. I expected Nigel v2 to be an improvement but it just crashed constantly. I thought Hammond was a patch to sort it out but it seemed to make it worse. Those Trojans are fuckers, cause a lot of damage and cost a lot to get rid of.

 

[Preecey]

Oh, that's what it was. Nigel v1 was running OK at first but then got a bit glitchy. I expected Nigel v2 to be an improvement but it just crashed constantly. I thought Hammond was a patch to sort it out but it seemed to make it worse. Those Trojans are fuckers, cause a lot of damage and cost a lot to get rid of.

Indeed things were slowed down considerably. Better not get into the Woolford worm or the CaptainMac malware....

 

[The Crab]

Your forgot that we also had to remove the Hammond trojan

That really made things run slow.

Bollocks, beaten again

 

[The_Green_Man]

Don't know how you get time to park the yellow taxi up roadside, mines constantly on the go 111

A rarity indeed as you know. A whole 40 minutes as well unlucky!!

 

[Houston_Blade]

I prefer the song to the IT jokes, I'll be honest.

 

[Bayingblade]

Follow, follow, follow
Sheff United's the team to follow
with Basham and Sharpy
Hussey and Duffy
Dean Hammond sitting at home

Thank God half the players in that little ditty from last season have gone. With luck, the song will go the same way!