New kit

[Sean Thornton]

Well the curtains won't need ironing at your house.

Well the curtains won't need ironing at your house.

Like the sheets. They've got fucking hinges on them

 

[Lane Ender]

Like the sheets. They've got fucking hinges on them

How do you clean em hammer and chisel or with a jack hammer

 

[Houston_Blade]

You should just worry about yourself rather than what other people are wearing.

Will do, although more than happy to offer sartorial advice if needed.

 

[Whiston Blade]

Will do, although more than happy to offer sartorial advice if needed.

I never knew Gok Wan was a blade.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I never knew Gok Wan was a blade.

Alive, well and wrapped in a silver scarf, masquerading as shorehamview on here.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

* I don't buy the shirts until they're cheap and only then to wear in the gym.

Full-kit wanker.

 

[DifferentClass]

There was also a big thread about 'does your husband keep a cup of water by the bed to wash his dick after he's shagged you?'

No but he uses it to rinse his mouth out after saying his kids' names. Have you seen the "gems" they come up with on there? They make my name, M'ddysin Inge, sound traditional!

 

[Jehovah]

Saw the first human wearing the new shirt at meadowhall the other day. He was either on steroids or it was a very slim fit? Have they gone super slim with the fitting?

 

[mattbianco1]

There was also a big thread about 'does your husband keep a cup of water by the bed to wash his dick after he's shagged you?'

That may be the funniest thing on the internet that thread

 

[mattbianco1]

Here's the famous mums net thread. Worth 20mins of your time...

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

 

[cooperblade]

That's not good, is it?

 

[Slim Man]

That's not good, is it?

Yes it is tbh but I prefer ours

 

[The Crab]

There's only one letter difference when at the swimming baths between Speedo and peedo

UTB

Bollocks, I knew I shouldn't have bought those snide trunks on holiday, thats why I was getting funny looks and banned from the pool.

 

[SHOREHAMST.com]

That's not good, is it?

They are appalling.