New kit

[BushBlade]

No mumsnet's just full of anti-Edwin Chevans bile - from what I've seen.

There was also a big thread about 'does your husband keep a cup of water by the bed to wash his dick after he's shagged you?'

 

[I should coco]

There was also a big thread about 'does your husband keep a cup of water by the bed to wash his dick after he's shagged you?'

POLL!

 

[Whiston Blade]

I'm hoping the people on here bothered about the shirt are either under 14 years old, buying them for kids or buying them to wear when playing football themselves. If not grow the fuck up and buy some proper clothes

You should just worry about yourself rather than what other people are wearing.

 

[vorpal blade]

POLL!

I'm pleased to hear it Coco - btw hate to be pedantical but you've spelt 'pole' wrongly.

 

[Sean Thornton]

There was also a big thread about 'does your husband keep a cup of water by the bed to wash his dick after he's shagged you?'

Modern men eh. What's wrong with curtains?

 

[I should coco]

I'm pleased to hear it Coco - btw hate to be pedantical but you've spelt 'pole' wrongly.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'm pleased to hear it Coco - btw hate to be pedantical but you've spelt 'pole' wrongly.

Is pedantical a real word?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Is pedantical a real word?

Now your just being pedanticusal asking that.

 

[BushBlade]

Is pedantical a real word?

I once genuinely read someone claiming (seriously) that they were a stickler for pedanticism.

 

[vorpal blade]

is this some sort of pedants' revolt?

 

[The Crab]

No mumsnet's just full of anti-Edwin Chevans bile - from what I've seen.

Is it an online version of Loose Women?

 

[Barney]

Now your just being pedanticusal asking that.

You mean 'you're', right?

Sorry.

 

[The Crab]

Modern men eh. What's wrong with curtains?

What's wrong with curtains is when they are blinds, it's like fucking Zorro has hacked at your gentlemans sausage*

*so I'm told

 

[Sean Thornton]

What's wrong with curtains is when they are blinds, it's like fucking Zorro has hacked at your gentlemans sausage*

*so I'm told

The ladies hair will do under such circumstances.

 

[The Crab]

The ladies hair will do under such circumstances.

You've written for Mills & Boon haven't you

 

[Sean Thornton]

You've written for Mills & Boon haven't you

It's a last resort. Men are good people, we aren't animals.

 

[The Crab]

It's a last resort. Men are good people, we aren't animals.

True, but if I used her hair I'd pretty quickly become roadkill

 

[BushBlade]

There's only three letters difference between Pedant and Paedo.

 

[Sean Thornton]

True, but if I used her hair I'd pretty quickly become roadkill

Try buying a pair of these .......and you wear them

 

[Sean Thornton]

There's only three letters difference between Pedant and Paedo.

The Sun readers will be out in force now

 

[BushBlade]

The Sun readers will be out in force now

You're very kind, calling them 'readers'.

 

[The Crab]

You're very kind, calling them 'readers'.

It's not their fault that they throw their shit at you when you look in their cage, they don't know any different.

 

[vorpal blade]

No, no no:-

There ARE only three letters difference between Pedant and Paedo


though I may be wrong.....

 

[WhiteHawk]

There was also a big thread about 'does your husband keep a cup of water by the bed to wash his dick after he's shagged you?'

Was going to post this myself

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

There's only three letters difference between Pedant and Paedo.

There's only one letter difference when at the swimming baths between Speedo and peedo

UTB

 

[prince albert]

I love the new kit. Always preferred black socks over white ones too. Can't wait to get it cheaply in April!

so BeatleBlade why do you wear two pairs of sock's
and can you still get your boots on

 

[Lane Ender]

Modern men eh. What's wrong with curtains?

Kleenex

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Well this is a thread that's gone down a twisty road or two...

 

[Sean Thornton]

Kleenex

There's a lady there LE. No need for solitary self pollution.

 

[Lane Ender]

There's a lady there LE. No need for solitary self pollution.

Well the curtains won't need ironing at your house.