Million Manhoeff

[NerdyBlade]

Winger at Stoke, only young and a hell of a left foot. Gets stuck in and difficult to knock off the ball, but sometimes a bit too selfish - very in the Shaquiri mold

If they're wanting Cannon they will more than likely need funds, and their owners have a track record of not getting the most value for players, so could be worth a few million

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

Stokes' owners are loaded. I think they'll be able to hold onto a young lad who is getting 1st team football.

 

[GrunkyPeep]

Any relation to Melvin?

 

[Oreyt]

Sorry its a no just on that name alone. Tradition of Footballers Names dictates that if he has that first name he needs something utterly run of the mill to balance that out. A Taylor or a Williams and I'd have been all for it. He's just asking for trouble with Manhoeff - the alliteration as well!

 

[mattbianco1]

Any relation to Melvin?

Son of.

 

[GrunkyPeep]

Son of.

Gerrimin.

 

[Vass Borbokis]

Winger at Stoke, only young and a hell of a left foot. Gets stuck in and difficult to knock off the ball, but sometimes a bit too selfish - very in the Shaquiri mold

If they're wanting Cannon they will more than likely need funds, and their owners have a track record of not getting the most value for players, so could be worth a few million

Played against us didn't he.

Thought he looked below average quality.

Could have been an off day though.

 

[DifferentClass]

Million Manhoeff March in the car park if he doesn't sign.

 

[Bladezz]

Winger at Stoke, only young and a hell of a left foot. Gets stuck in and difficult to knock off the ball, but sometimes a bit too selfish - very in the Shaquiri mold

If they're wanting Cannon they will more than likely need funds, and their owners have a track record of not getting the most value for players, so could be worth a few million

Looked dreadful against us. His stats look decent. But he’s not one for me I think there’s better available out there on loan for sure.

 

[Dave]

Got him on my football manager save in 2028. Can play either RW/LW or RWB/LWB. Good player - only 22 years old, still developing with 11 goals contributions in 31 games for stoke & 30 in 81 for Vitesse is not bad at all. we have signed much worse. One to keep an eye on if i was the data analytics team...stats below:

 

[Bladezz]

Got him on my football manager save in 2028. Can play either RW/LW or RWB/LWB. Good player - only 22 years old, still developing with 11 goals contributions in 31 games for stoke & 30 in 81 for Vitesse is not bad at all. we have signed much worse. One to keep an eye on if i was the data analytics team...stats below:

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We struggled to sign Stokes released players let along their young players in contract.

 

[Le Cynique]

I like the way that his name is a homophone for Million Man Hoof and he plays for Stoke

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Cross accuracy 10%, gerrimin

 

[jono_t2000]

https://the72.co.uk/2025/04/14/stoke-city-news-sheffield-united-burnley-million-manhoef/

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

It's only taken us 2 years...

• Mar 15, 2023

 

[Carlton Blade]

It's only taken us 2 years...

• Mar 15, 2023

Even I was talking about him well iver a year ago!!

 

[NerdyBlade]

Called it

 

[Whitby-Blade]

Goal and an assist in a 45 minute run out for the Dutch under 21s tonight.

 

[Drachblade]

Surely we at least enquire about this guy, He's exactly the type we should be going for

 

[jt64]

Surely we hold out for 100k Manhoef

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Noah Ohio (No. 9) is a great raw talent and the lad that came on for him and scored...

Player Suggestion Thread 'Luciano Valente - Groningen'

May 27, 2025

Luciano Valente is a 21 yr old attacking midfielder playing for FC Groningen. He is a right-footed player who can also play as a left sided midfielder, having emerged from the FC Groningen youth academy. He plays anywhere across the 3 in a 4-2-3-1. He has Italian and Dutch heritage, and has recently made his debut and scored for the Dutch u21's. His stats are very similar to Gus Hamer's.



Key Scouting Points:

• Positioning:
  Valente is primarily a right-footed attacking midfielder (CAM or RCM) but is also versatile enough to play on the left...

• Nicolaus_Copernicus

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[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Stoke just signed Sorba Thomas - to replace, or compliment?

NB Don’t even thing about any post along the lines of:-“Morning Million, I’m Sorba, I like your hairstyle”

 

[OldBillBlade]

I thought he was off to Oxford?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Having a good game for the10 man Dutch U21versus Portugal.Looks like Selles type.

 

[NerdyBlade]

Just bringing this up again as apparently he's surplus to requirements at Stoke. Robins not thrilled with his attitude (understandable after his strop at the weekend) so could be a cheap deal

 

[TJ blade]

Just bringing this up again as apparently he's surplus to requirements at Stoke. Robins not thrilled with his attitude (understandable after his strop at the weekend) so could be a cheap deal

Yeh that's all we want some fucker with an attitude problem!!

 

[NerdyBlade]

Yeh that's all we want some fucker with an attitude problem!!

By "attitude" I mean he was fucked off with being substituted

I'll also say that Stoke fans thought Campbell was lazy