Meetings today.

[Rudders]

Phippsy’s back?

Back, sack and crack

 

[Sean Thornton]

My uncle is a former Eskimo who emigrated to Trinidad this month and rents a room off a guy who helped facilitate the hotel for the players for the pre season tour of Trinidad in the 90s. Anyway he goes boozing with fabrizio romano when they get the chance and he’s just faxed me a picture of Alan Knill bollock naked with the words HERE WE GO

He sounds a right fucking Inuit…..

 

[stringjunior]

He sounds a right fucking Inuit…..

 

[Espania blade]

Great stuff. This is what the internet is for

I love gossip, it makes the world go round, and this forum would struggle to survive without it, keep it coming !!

 

[cahill]

H

Stop making stuff up ffs.

He’s a twat isn’t he !

 

[Espania blade]

Crying with laughter at the comments on here, better than anything on't telly

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Crying with laughter at the comments on here, better than anything on't telly

I dont know whether to laugh or cry at the prospect of Wilder coming back.

 

[Wards]

Nowt on Babestation

 

[Espania blade]

Nowt on Babestation

Nothing as funny as this thread

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I know a bloke who works at DoorDeals, says they are fitting a new back door at BDTBL on Friday, soon as fitted he's coming back in..

 

[Le Cynique]

Nowt on Babestation

Keep watching though, you’re doing God’s work

 

[Brian Deane]

I know a bloke who works at DoorDeals, says they are fitting a new back door at BDTBL on Friday, soon as fitted he's coming back in..

It's been put on back burner atm. Prince n Wilder can't agree, one wants a solid door, t'other insists on a revolving door

 

[BadgersBigToe]

It's been put on back burner atm. Prince n Wilder can't agree, one wants a solid door, t'other insists on a revolving door

Should have been sliding doors so we could see what would’ve happened if McCabe had won.

 

[SUFC Guy]

I'm a refuse collector on Knillys street and I couldn't resist so pulled his bin to one side.

Didn't find anything about going back to the lane, but found some extremely long stockings and a rather thin/tight basque.

Could have been summat in it other than Knilly maybe?

Anyway, If anyone wants them, they're swinging from my whirligig on the back garden.

I have washed them, I'm no weirdo

 

[CPB]

As much as I'm in the "maybe might be good to get wilder back camp".

It's hard to grasp though why knilly would tell all to a tradesmen at his house?

 

[Brian Deane]

I'm a refuse collector on Knillys street and I couldn't resist so pulled his bin to one side.

Didn't find anything about going back to the lane, but found some extremely long stockings and a rather thin/tight basque.

Could have been summat in it other than Knilly maybe?

Anyway, If anyone wants them, they're swinging from my whirligig on the back garden.

I have washed them, I'm no weirdo

Knilly doesn't live on knilly street. So stop talking bollox.

I'll be round later to pick up my Basque n stockings, did you find the stilettos?

 

[PaddysMad]

There was a tweet a few weeks back on X a women asking Asaba on there Wilder back after Burnley and she was disappointed with it. Luckily were worse a few on from that so probably abit of something in it. I’d give them both a 2 year deal with Sharp and O Connell/Jags coming in. I think I’d accept it more if that did happen and relegation compare to sober Robson currently.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

There was a tweet a few weeks back on X a women asking Asaba on there Wilder back after Burnley and she was disappointed with it. Luckily were worse a few on from that so probably abit of something in it. I’d give them both a 2 year deal with Sharp and O Connell/Jags coming in. I think I’d accept it more if that did happen and relegation compare to sober Robson currently.

Aye
I’d agree if I knew what the fuck any of that means

 

[raul]

Whilst defacing the Scarborough Group hoardings earlier on today, big 4 x 4 pulled into the car park. Reg was 1M 8ACK.

 

[PaddysMad]

Whilst defacing the Scarborough Group hoardings earlier on today, big 4 x 4 pulled into the car park. Reg was 1M 8ACK.

Aye
I’d agree if I knew what the fuck any of that means

 

[Blackheath Blade]

I have heard the prince has borrowed his magic carpet to Wilder to make sure he arrives at Bramall Lane safely.

Never mind him touting out his magic carpet to all and sundry, the Prince ought to jump on the fucker instead and get his arse over to Sheffield and sort this fuckin mess out.

 

[reedy63]

I agree however I doubt if we see him again at Bramall Lane. since he has tarnished his reputation and most unfortunately the Clubs.

 

[bladesince64]

My grandad's, brothers, nephews son....oh wait no that's me innit.

Forget it.

 

[The Crab]

Keep watching though, you’re doing God’s work

Alan must be the Archbishop of Canterbury then….

 

[Le Cynique]

Alan must be the Archbishop of Canterbury then….

That guy’s the fucking Pope.

 

[Davalon]

Just seen Wilder in the Offy and he says he’s voting for Nigel to win I’m a Celebrity

The most believable post on this thread

 

[The Crab]

That guy’s the fucking Pope.

I bet he’s kissed marks ring a few times….

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

If they’re having a meeting

I know a bloke who unbunged Wilder’s bidet that either Wilder or his wife have the coarsest pube hair he’s ever seen.

The pubes will be stronger and more durable than our midfield.

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Nothing as funny as this thread

Nowt on Babestation

The biggest tits and fannies we’re on the pitch last Saturday.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

As much as I'm in the "maybe might be good to get wilder back camp".

It's hard to grasp though why knilly would tell all to a tradesmen at his house?

"I came in the tradesman's entrance and that's where I'll leave"