Snowman
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What top championship player is going to want to come to United in the present financial and managerial circumstances?
Player X - To Agent - "Mr Slimy Leech, I heard SheffU made an enquiry for me, why didn't you tell me?
S L - I look after your best interests X my son, that's why.
P X - Der, ok, but I'm still in the dark.
S L - Look son, you've got a choice of clubs I can sell you, sorry introduce you to. If I was to say one of them is scrapping about trying to raise a poxy 2.5 mill to mount a challenge for Premiership football and the owners had to go to Court to decide whether to loan or give half each would you be impressed? If I told you that one of those owners reckons there's no need to invest in the team over the close season would you reckon they had any ambition? If I told you their entire budget for this year for players wages is bottom half Championship AND it's unlikely to be increased because of the legal dispute would you worry about bringing in good players in January or getting any bonus? Finally, if you thought you might get a game rather than bench warming because their manager wants you and then that manager was gone gone gone when there's a change of ownership would you thank me? Nah son, too risky, stick with Slimy Leech for your own good.
P X - Thanks Mr Leech, Lincoln City it is then.
Am I being too pessimistic?
CW has used the dreaded "over the line" phrase.
Doomed 
Player X - To Agent - "Mr Slimy Leech, I heard SheffU made an enquiry for me, why didn't you tell me?
S L - I look after your best interests X my son, that's why.
P X - Der, ok, but I'm still in the dark.
S L - Look son, you've got a choice of clubs I can sell you, sorry introduce you to. If I was to say one of them is scrapping about trying to raise a poxy 2.5 mill to mount a challenge for Premiership football and the owners had to go to Court to decide whether to loan or give half each would you be impressed? If I told you that one of those owners reckons there's no need to invest in the team over the close season would you reckon they had any ambition? If I told you their entire budget for this year for players wages is bottom half Championship AND it's unlikely to be increased because of the legal dispute would you worry about bringing in good players in January or getting any bonus? Finally, if you thought you might get a game rather than bench warming because their manager wants you and then that manager was gone gone gone when there's a change of ownership would you thank me? Nah son, too risky, stick with Slimy Leech for your own good.
P X - Thanks Mr Leech, Lincoln City it is then.
Am I being too pessimistic?


