Kop bogs - In and Out

[blade67]

Went for a rare piss on the way out yesterday, went in through the in door, stood at the first wall of stainless steel and had my piss, I’m a yard from the in door but remembered Greasy Chap Butty s complaint and didn’t want to upset him, so;

Walked all the way round, 20 yards through a river of piss, got to the stalls, everyone with the door wide open, shit on the walls, shit on the floors, shit on the seats, shit everywhere except down the shit hole. Made me feel sick all the way home.

Fuck that, in future I’m out through the in door.

FUCKING WASH YOUR HANDS

 

[Snowflake]

Had a slash at 9am before the trip up then one at 6pm on my return so it can be done folks!!

5 hours to get to kick off and only 2 to get home !! Don’t tell me you had a pre match drink as well !

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Luckily 5 pints I'm fine but nightmare once I go.

 

[Richeee]

5 hours to get to kick off and only 2 to get home !! Don’t tell me you had a pre match drink as well !

The 5 hours includes city shopping with Mrs richeee. Blade too long may be bigger in other (ahem) departments but I have it on good NHS authority that I have a massive bladder. When I was in hospital a few years ago and was having an ultrasound exam of that area the nurse said it was the biggest she had seen. You can imagine my disappointment when I found out she was referring to my bladder!!!

 

[BladeByChoice]

Problem solved, 7 quid from TEMU, I'll be trying it out this Sunday

 

[diode_blade]

Problem solved, 7 quid from TEMU, I'll be trying it out this Sunday

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Nice, a homebuilt recycling facility to turn ya piss back into beer, no more queuing at half time.
Just a thought.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Problem solved, 7 quid from TEMU, I'll be trying it out this Sunday

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Ideal.
You can lob the bag at away fans / kids, or light a pyro under it to give 'em a 'Shoreham Steamer'

 

[Rodley]

Had a slash at 9am before the trip up then one at 6pm on my return so it can be done folks!!

With no adult nappy
Just an iron bladder
His strong restraint
Makes the Kopites madder
Rich-ee…Rich-ee

(One for the old uns there)

 

[Richeee]

With no adult nappy
Just an iron bladder
His strong restraint
Makes the Kopites madder
Rich-ee…Rich-ee

(One for the old uns there)

Fame at last

 

[Rodley]

Fame at last

GLTTB

Good luck to the bladder!

 

[crooked bladesman]

Are we really that rubbish and unexciting that post on here are talking about the friggin Kop bogs!

We may as well give up.

 

[The Crab]

Simple solution for all this. Just go to the toilet before you leave the house. End of thread.

Not when you have a condition which means you pee a lot