If you're out of S2 today, how do you follow the game?

[I should coco]

Every time you come on here to take me on, you end up looking like a cock.

Pommpey 117
Poor old Sean 0

Do you win a cup or something then?

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

So.
If you weren't there, you cannot have an opinion?

Hairdresser on standby....

 

[Sean Thornton]

So.
If you weren't there, you cannot have an opinion?

Hairdresser on standby....

As one, and only one, person keeps banging on about despite absolutely no one saying it.


I thought the thread had been merged with another one but it turns out it just got intertwined with an unscratchable itch somewhere down on the South coast.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Pommpey 117
Poor old Sean 0

Do you win a cup or something then?

It was a good game laddo. Literally, we were murdered. Love. Beaten by the better side, even though they weren't there. Or in Vietnam. The cups theirs, let's face it, they've got a lot of silverware. Shit piss arse boats. Won the lot. Men against boys, torpedoes for goalposts, as Brian Bill Jock and Bob used to say "I'm talking bollocks but it doesn't matter. I win" literally. Fuck dump cock faecal matter. Over to you Gary.......

 

[pommpey]

It was a good game laddo. Literally, we were murdered. Love. Beaten by the better side, even though they weren't there. Or in Vietnam. The cups theirs, let's face it, they've got a lot of silverware. Shit piss arse boats. Won the lot. Men against boys, torpedoes for goalposts, as Brian Bill Jock and Bob used to say "I'm talking bollocks but it doesn't matter. I win" literally. Fuck dump cock faecal matter. Over to you Gary.......

One person liking that.

You can do better. Okay. You probably can't.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Bert's got you down as at the Walsall game last season and prior to that home to Rochdale in 1979.

Well, Bert's intervening years have obviously been spent in his own inward-spiralling descent into senility. I'll forgive you for missing one or two others.

But, you know, pommpey still genuflects to Bert's bladey massiveness. It's so big. Huge. Trumpesque. Massive. Bigger than Wednesday. Three times as shit.

pommpey

 

[Tyler Durden]

Infractions issued.

If you can't be reasonable then maybe lengthier sanctions will need to be considered.





Only kidding, just wanted to horrify everyone at the thought of me being made an admin

 

[raul]

Woodys going to be proper pissed off when Ignominy 2 - Another Thread Locked occurs shortly.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Woodys going to be proper pissed off when Ignominy 2 - Another Thread Locked occurs shortly.

If he didn't troll, this wouldn't happen.....

 

[Northyorksblade]

When we are away I watch the BBC Score thing on TV (don't have Sky) and read the shoutbox on here.

Going off on a tangent a bit but here are a few rules that should be enforced on match day in terms of the shoutbox

1.. NEVER write "FFS" unless we have conceded because I always think it means we've let one in . If Billy misses a good chance put "should have scored there". NEVER write "FFS"

2.Anybody who puts "GOAL" when we haven't scored will be shot at dawn. Even if the "GOAL" post is followed by something like ".....For St Johnstone against Peterhead". Match day is no time for jokes.

3. Nobody is allowed to say "we've won this" if we are only a goal in front. People suffering from the "Keith Edwards syndrome" should be aware their affliction scares the shit out of everybody else

That needs a double like

 

[Northyorksblade]

It don't work, Sean. You can pretend to be all adroit and aloof and knowing as much as you like.

Every time you come on here to take me on, you end up looking like a cock.

Move on. Game's over. Go read your accounts.

pommpey

No he doesnt

 

[pommpey]

No he doesnt

Doesn't what?

Pretend to be adroit, aloof and knowing? Look like a cock? Move on? Read his accounts?

pommpey

 

[PeteBlade]

Wow this thread escalated quickly... I was only joking...

 

[Northyorksblade]

Doesn't what?

Pretend to be adroit, aloof and knowing? Look like a cock? Move on? Read his accounts?

pommpey

Look like a cock

 

[pommpey]

Look like a cock[/QUOTE

Fanclub?

pommpey

 

[cahill]

I'm in Hoi An, Vietnam and the game starts at 10pm. By then I'll have been up 14 hours here, counting the hours down in English time throughoutvthd day, 7 hours behind Sheffield here.

This is an idea for a thread for Blades away from Sheffield to communicate with each other. Maybe we will learn from each other on how to keep in touch with the game real time.

I'm relying on our forum and Foxy' s Facebook messages plus Flash Scores for other result updates. Will not even glance at Shoutbox. We'll be in our hotel room on WIFI, no other alternative. Prior to the game I'll check team news on the club website.

Let's share our experiences today without interference hopefully from those not in our situation.

SUFC is a big club, there are thousands following today's game all across the world.

Watching by the equivalent of teletext is some experience. The time added is agony if the game is in the balance. Fingers crossed!! UTB.

Well I live not too far from Hoyland. Plenty of Blades go in the Crown at Elsecar-Sur- Mer and they sometimes show Blades games at the Cricket Club. Where are you staying, if it's the Market I'll meet thee for a pint ? Hope your speech impediment doesn't make you shy

 

[Sean Thornton]

No he doesnt

Leave it mate, I've had enough ......

 

[Northyorksblade]

Fanclub?

pommpey

No, just saying how I see it.

 

[Linz]

Sigh...

Can you lot get a room or something.

Preferably elsewhere.

Thread locked as I can't see this going anywhere sensible.