If you could bring any ex player back....

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Just intrigued to know who most fans would like to see back at the lane (existing pros only) to help our championship campaign?!?!

Maguire, Jags, Walker, Naughton, Lowton, Lewin, Che Adams, Nick Blackman, McDonald etc.

I honestly think we are short on pace at the minute so would be tempted by Che (even if he probably is one of the weakest of the above). Walker would be tidy as full back mind!
 






Plenty of players we've given away would be too much for little old us to ever get back

We have to be realistic, it's a United thing

So I'll go for Jordan Slew,
He's got a body so that ticks off the requirement of getting a body in

He's fast so that's another box ticked

He's a forward so that's another box ticked

He won't cost much and I doubt we'd get held to ransom over his fee so that's another box ticked

Yes, Jordan would be ideal for us, he ticks every box that is required to be a United player
 
Just intrigued to know who most fans would like to see back at the lane (existing pros only) to help our championship campaign?!?!

Maguire, Jags, Walker, Naughton, Lowton, Lewin, Che Adams, Nick Blackman, McDonald etc.

I honestly think we are short on pace at the minute so would be tempted by Che (even if he probably is one of the weakest of the above). Walker would be tidy as full back mind!


This is Brownies agent FACT!
 
We need clarity on whether 'existing pros' means still alive or actually still playing.

Still alive - TC - just because I wasn't fortunate to see him play for us in his pomp.
Still playing - Harry - although he'll have to play well to dislodge Jake.
 
He's got a body so that ticks off the requirement of getting a body in

He's fast so that's another box ticked

He's a forward so that's another box ticked

He won't cost much and I doubt we'd get held to ransom over his fee so that's another box ticked

Yes, Jordan would be ideal for us, he ticks every box that is required to be a United player

Not quite every box.....

He's black but sadly not very French, so maybe half a tick?
 
Apart from that he's perfect for us

Cheap at least.

He's not been in trouble with the law though so perhaps he'd have to do a few post office jobs to join our nasty little club, then Martin Samuels could do a piece on it.
 



Cheap at least.

He's not been in trouble with the law though so perhaps he'd have to do a few post office jobs to join our nasty little club, then Martin Samuels could do a piece on it.


Maybe there's an offence called impersonating a footballer

Mind you there can't be because at least three quarters of all players we've had longer than ten minutes would have to be charged
 

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