If we win do we go on the pitch?

[FallowfieldBlade]

Seen as if we win we are up which is a Fallowfield FACT

Will you be going on the pitch ?

We have done it for far less if I remember the Stevenage play off game when Sir Chris of Porter scored

 

[Bladeloyal]

Find a fallow field and run all over it .

 

[Nade]

Do think so, no.

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Definitely mate, ill be right behind you...

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Definitely mate, ill be right behind you...

I sit in the boxes so would be a logistical nightmare

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Seen as if we win we are up which is a Fallowfield FACT

Will you be going on the pitch ?

We have done it for far less if I remember the Stevenage play off game when Sir Chris of Porter scored

that was embarrassing.

 

[Nonamedhorse]

I sit in the boxes so would be a logistical nightmare

Which number?

 

[Deleted member 23679]

Seen as if we win we are up which is a Fallowfield FACT

Will you be going on the pitch ?

We have done it for far less if I remember the Stevenage play off game when Sir Chris of Porter scored

I most certainly will be running on the pitch if we win tonight

And when I get on the pitch, I'm going to strip naked, smear myself with my own excrement, then set myself on fire to celebrate a fine victory.

This pitch invasion idea is the cleverest thing I've heard for a long time, in fact a very very long time indeed, and I'm up for it

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Which number?

The family of the players box

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

I most certainly will be running on the pitch if we win tonight

And when I get on the pitch, I'm going to strip naked, smear myself with my own excrement, then set myself on fire to celebrate a fine victory.

This pitch invasion idea is the cleverest thing I've heard for a long time, in fact a very very long time indeed, and I'm up for it

Easy 2 year banning order there

Unless your a Nottingham forest fan

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I most certainly will be running on the pitch if we win tonight

And when I get on the pitch, I'm going to strip naked, smear myself with my own excrement, then set myself on fire to celebrate a fine victory.

This pitch invasion idea is the cleverest thing I've heard for a long time, in fact a very very long time indeed, and I'm up for it

Not sure how combustible excrement is. Might be an idea to drink copious amounts of alcohol beforehand.

 

[Deleted member 23679]

Not sure how combustible excrement is. Might be an idea to drink copious amounts of alcohol beforehand.

I’m going to drinking in the petrol station and going to get a gallon of unleaded down the hatch before the match. That should help my digestive tract produce the prerequisite highly flammable turd required for this task

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

What's all this IF we win bollocks?

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Not sure how combustible excrement is. Might be an idea to drink copious amounts of alcohol beforehand.

Not tried human poo.....yet. But when i was a nipper we used to light cow pats on fire

 

[Dark muffy]

The family of the players box

Are you Hecky's Mrs?

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Are you Hecky's Mrs?

Close

 

[brownblade]

Close

Jilted lover?

 

[steve26272]

Jilted lover?

This is like a shit version of the masked singer, which is shit in its own right

But equally addictive

Come on FallowfieldBlade , you big tease you

Gender reveal - pink or blue?

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

You sounded alright and level in your “singing section” thread which was a few years old.

Serious question, are you ok? DM’s are open.

 

[BigBed]

The family of the players box

Jake Eastwoods brother.

 

[Nade]

I’m going to drinking in the petrol station and going to get a gallon of unleaded down the hatch before the match. That should help my digestive tract produce the prerequisite highly flammable turd required for this task

I think it would be best to shit in your hand if you need to go in the preceding hours before the match. I imagine it's probably quite hard to shit immediately in the small window you've got while on the pitch.

 

[Nonamedhorse]

The family of the players box

And what numbers that? I know, but the question is, do you?

 

[Nonamedhorse]

This is like a shit version of the masked singer, which is shit in its own right

But equally addictive

Come on FallowfieldBlade , you big tease you

Gender reveal - pink or blue?

I think he’s pink wearing blue!

 

[AnotherBlade]

I think it would be best to shit in your hand if you need to go in the preceding hours before the match. I imagine it's probably quite hard to shit immediately in the small window you've got while on the pitch.

After entering the ground ideally as not sure if you are allowed to take a bag of your own shite in with you. Imagine the poor sod putting their hand in to have a rummage through the contents.

 

[Nade]

After entering the ground ideally as not sure if you are allowed to take a bag of your own shite in with you. Imagine the poor sod putting their hand in to have a rummage through the contents.

You could hide the bag up your arse if need be

 

[AnotherBlade]

You could hide the bag up your arse if need be

So do a shite, then insert it back up yourself. Take longer to fuck about getting that out on the back of wipping off all your clothes than simply holding one in all match for dear life so you are ready to explode at the final whistle. Keeps thing simple.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Easy 2 year banning order there

Unless your a Nottingham forest fan

May I enquire.. About an Owls fan... How long.?.....

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

You sounded alright and level in your “singing section” thread which was a few years old.

Serious question, are you ok? DM’s are open.

Not really the torrent of abuse on here has changed me

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Not really the torrent of abuse on here has changed me

That’s not good, pal. Don’t take it seriously, you’re a character on here and different from the norm. I’d take that as a compliment. Sometimes you do bring it on yourself though.