IF we get promoted...

[Jon P]

Saints fans have been painting post boxes in Southampton to celebrate them reaching the EFL Cup final.

Thoughts on this IF we do the impossible? i can think of a good place to start......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-38771036

UTB

 

[SwissBlade]

If we get promoted I probably won't vandalise anything

 

[ashsufc1889]

if we get promoted, I may have a drink to celebrate

 

[mattbianco1]

They're already red

 

[SwissBlade]

They're already red

Phippsy wants them white with a really really thin red stripe to celebrate 132.12 years

 

[prince albert]

why would we paint postboxes in southampton if we get promoted

 

[boo radley]

If we get promoted I probably won't vandalise anything

If we get promoted I'm likely to vandalise my digestive system rather heavily.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

IF my cock had been another inch longer,Ron Jeremy would have been out of a job.

 

[BigBed]

Wouldn't it be amusing if someone painted a big piglet on that blue shed in south Barnsley...................

 

[zablade]

We should have painted that gold one near the city hall red and white when certain people were mouthing off about us signing Evans.

 

[Fairweather67]

IF my cock had been another inch longer,Ron Jeremy would have been out of a job.

My mrs always says the same thing about me and Lexington Steele!

 

[Leonardo Green]

WHEN

 

[itsinyerblood]

IF my cock had been another inch longer,Ron Jeremy would have been out of a job.

Now we're into the land of if only......if that other inch had been available GCB you'd have a magnificent 4 inches with which to maintain the legend that is your length and girth....at least so rumour has it. You'll always be a Blade GCB, no matter how little or large.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Now we're into the land of if only......if that other inch had been available GCB you'd have a magnificent 4 inches with which to maintain the legend that is your length and girth....at least so rumour has it. You'll always be a Blade GCB, no matter how little or large.

Who's GCB.

And btw you would not want my cock (as a wart) on the end of you're nose would you.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Who's GCB.

And btw you would not want my cock (as a wart) on the end of you're nose would you.

Headstrong keyboard mate, at least that's my excuse....as for your cock anywhere near my nose, not some kind of fetish you like to indulge is it? I'm broadminded, so if you'd like to further your bloke-ish stirrings I'm game, all in the interests of Blades togetherness of course.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

IF we got promoted then there'd be a Hiroshima sized sigh of relief from HCDM. And a few beers.

Post boxes etc would be embarrassing. And a kick in the teeth to previous players who have achieved so much more with no similar reward.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Headstrong keyboard mate, at least that's my excuse....as for your cock anywhere near my nose, not some kind of fetish you like to indulge is it? I'm broadminded, so if you'd like to further your bloke-ish stirrings I'm game, all in the interests of Blades togetherness of course.

Imagine my cock as a wart on the end of you're conk,you would look like elephantman.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Imagine my cock as a wart on the end of you're conk,you would look like elephantman.

You said as much in your first reply. Is this just a suggestion, or is it something you dream about? Helpful note, there should be a 'The' before Elephant man.

Footnote; As you've mentioned this I feel it's fair to ask, as you're using a wart as a comparison with your cock, I can only conclude that from your request that it'd be an irritant that would be resolved by cosmetic surgery.

 

[Blade for Sale]

If we get promoted, the reaction should be one of serious soul searching as to why it took us so fucking long relative not just to our peers but to clubs with vastly inferior budgets and fan bases.

And then we'll all get shitfaced obviously.