If I was Chris wilder

[Boxer Blade]

I would get my chief scout in on Monday morning and tell him to scour Sheffield for any fat lads, easy this scouting lark

 

[Tyler Durden]

In that case I await my call-up with anticipation...

 

[georgebernardshaw]

In that case I await my call-up with anticipation...

I'd be a shoe-in

Edit: my age may be a problem

 

[Stretch]

There's hope for me yet!

 

[knowsnowt]

Dunno about fat but our lass says I've got a figure like Rodger off american dad.

 

[Ricky]

Dunno about fat but our lass says I've got a figure like Rodger off american dad.

Ah, so you're fruit shaped are you!

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

I'd be a shoe-in

Edit: my age may be a problem

We need a few mature brains on pitch. And sponsorship opportunities from Werthers.

 

[knowsnowt]

Ah, so you're fruit shaped are you!

Skinny with a strangely large pot ( beer) belly.

 

[RealMcCoy]

.......I'd be developing the strategy for the upcoming Championship campaign(which I'm sure he already is!)

 

[blade.i.am]

Skinny with a strangely large pot ( beer) belly.

We could be twins, uncanny

 

[knowsnowt]

It's like I'm carrying a large child with a gestation period of several decades.

 

[SwissBlade]

If I was CW: I'd write a letter to parky to send at the end of the season. Tell him he's right about everything from yesterdays match but unfortunately sour grapes mean fuck all and he'll be stuck in league one for the foreseeable future

 

[Esablade]

If I were Chris Wilder I'd be enjoying 3-6 pints and then off for mi Sunday lunch

 

[SwissBlade]

If I were Chris Wilder I'd be enjoying 3-6 pints and then off for mi Sunday lunch

Wilder is a 7 pint man on a Sunday

 

[Boxer Blade]

If I were Chris Wilder I'd be enjoying 3-6 pints and then off for mi Sunday lunch

36 pints? Fuckin ell esa what time do you start? what day are you avin your Sunday lunch, Thursday?

 

[Esablade]

Wilder is a 7 pint man on a Sunday

Might as well make it a gallon then

 

[DifferentClass]

If I were Nigel Clough I'd call up my newsagent brother and tell him he's the chief scout.

 

[Gavlar]

If I were Nigel Clough I'd call up my newsagent brother and tell him he's the chief scout.

I think Bear grylls is chief scout at present..........................)