Iain Turner and Kevin McDonald in on trial

[Rattly Noise]

Elpiton? Sounds like a place Hobbits come from or something.

 

[La_Blade]

I think the name relates to someone who receives the ball and just moves it in on without really looking what the f**k they're doing Elp-it-on.

 

[Rattly Noise]

It's Call My Bluff!

 

[blade too long]

el piton is a spanish mountain climbing accesory

elpi ton , is a large heavy amount of elpi, a norwegian bran cereal

 

[diplomat]

Elp-it-on - a small red furred mammal that displayed tenacity, awareness, ball retention skills and the ability to score the odd goal. Forever berated for following the instructions of an allegedly inept manager who told him to forget all he knows and to blindly hook the ball over his shoulder, to no one in particular, in to a certain zone of the pitch.

See also - scapegoat. Player who is continually picked for doing as he is told.

See also - potential thread for 'why did we sell him for so little'

See also - terrace boo boy because something is wrong but we're not sure what so let's try and driveca player out of our club. (ref: Gannon. Booker. Jones. Monty.)

Ps. I would like to go on record and state Jones. Was. Toss. Allegedly.