I’ve jinxed us....

[Trafford]

Broke my hand playing football on 16 November, since when we’ve lost Coutts for the season and gone on a poor run. The good news is that the hand is finally repairing itself; the bad news is I’m not back at the hospital till 3 January. Sorry folks!

 

[Bladesman]

Well there is only one solution. Time to have the hand removed.

 

[Guesty]

Well there is only one solution. Time to have the hand removed.

I was going to say 'burn him as a witch' but your solution seems kinder.