has anyone actually shit themselves at the lane?

[Highbury_Blade]

A polite way of describing them as an abject set of twats.

Yeah, but they're squaddies, so you don't know what they've been through etc etc.

 

[William Large]

You sound like a right bunch of Bantersaurus Rexes

I'm not sure what that is..... I would say we were just drunken tools.

 

[JohnDenver]

Yeah, but they're squaddies, so you don't know what they've been through etc etc.

20 cans of special brew...

 

[Highbury_Blade]

I'm not sure what that is..... I would say we were just drunken tools.

Tools is acting like a bit of a dick, being a bit loud, that sort of thing. Pissing all over the ONLY shitter on a train? That's a bit more than a 'tool'.

 

[William Large]

Tools is acting like a bit of a dick, being a bit loud, that sort of thing. Pissing all over the ONLY shitter on a train? That's a bit more than a 'tool'.

Alright... Don't cry! It was a long time ago, I was very young, very giddy and very daft. Sounds like you were the woman on the train!

 

[Dkc]

One of us came up with the idea that we should not piss down the toilet, but purposeful piss all over the seat, the floor, in the bin and then plug the sink and fill that with piss.
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Whenever I come across a toilet in that state I wonder which kind of twat would do something like that. Thanks for enlightening me

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Whenever I come across a toilet in that state I wonder which kind of twat would do something like that. Thanks for enlightening me

I came* across one in camden once. Shit everywhere. On the door of the cubicle, all of the walls, the shitter handle, the cistern, everywhere but the actual bowl in fact. I was desperate for a shit, but despite being fucked, couldn't do it. The toilet attendant just shrugged as if to say, "fuck that", and fair play to him though.

*as in happended across one. I'm not that kind of perv.

 

[metalblade]

Sounds like the bogs at the top of the kop back in the 70's
This one made me laugh, my ex was cleaning the then new John St stand and exec boxes she was horrified when she went to mop the bogs somebody at the wedding party the previous night had dropped a huge foot long turd out on the floor stuck a full box of matches into it and stood it up to look like a caterpillar ................. oh and it was in the Ladies.

 

[billyblademan]

You sound like a right bunch of Bantersaurus Rexes

My Southern geography isn't great, but maybe the train set off from Bantersea Power Station?

 

[gavtheblade]

Sounds like the bogs at the top of the kop back in the 70's
This one made me laugh, my ex was cleaning the then new John St stand and exec boxes she was horrified when she went to mop the bogs somebody at the wedding party the previous night had dropped a huge foot long turd out on the floor stuck a full box of matches into it and stood it up to look like a caterpillar ................. oh and it was in the Ladies.

Any photos

 

[Highbury_Blade]

My Southern geography isn't great, but maybe the train set off from Bantersea Power Station?

 

[gavtheblade]

Bantha poo doo

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

not to my knowledge!
but I was taken to the lane at a very young age, so I don't know about baby mi !!