For those who need it like.......

[The_Green_Man]

Might be a few thousand Blades in the queue at the minute like but if you stay on hold you will eventually get through to somebody.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I called the Samaritans once and told them I felt like throwing mi'sen in front of a train.
They told me to stay on the line.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Might be a few thousand Blades in the queue at the minute like but if you stay on hold you will eventually get through to somebody.

ring ring ring ring

"Hello Samaritans"

"I'm at my wits end mate, can't take it much more"


"What's your name son, what's wrong?"

"It's Bertie, And, and, I'm a blade"

"Hello Bertie, my names Barny. Now listen to what im going to tell you........"

 

[Grappler]

ring ring, ring ring

"Hello, Samaritans"

"I'm at my wits end mate, can't take it much more"

"What's your name son, what's wrong?"

"It;s Nigel, Nigel Adk...er....Clough!"



Just joking, before anyone complains!

 

[Barney]

Just joking, before anyone complains!

Oh, damn. You had HillmortonBlade excited then.

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Oh, damn. You had HillmortonBlade excited then.

Not really, that was funny. And to be fair, you have posted some comedy in your periodic times on the forum, though I guess it wasn't intentional.