One of my favourites (and one of the nastiest) that I've only ever heard on cramped away day coaches:
"Woah, oh, oh, you're massive? We know. Davey Jones is a paedo!" To the tune of Oh Oh It's Magic. Might be a good thing we don't get that one out at matches...
"Woah, oh, oh, you're massive? We know. Davey Jones is a paedo!" To the tune of Oh Oh It's Magic. Might be a good thing we don't get that one out at matches...