Everton vs Sheffield United

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Premier League Matchweek 37 - Saturday 11th May 2024 - 15:00 - Goodison Park
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Player Ratings:
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Officials:

Referee: Stuart Attwell
Assistants: James Mainwaring, Natalie Aspinall
Fourth Official: Rebecca Welch
VAR: Graham Scott
Assistant VAR: Simon Bennett

Coverage:

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Live TV Coverage:

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[Paul1963]

I've now got a decision to make.

I have a pork shoulder on the barbecue which probably has about an hour or so until it hits 205f internal temp. The sun is shining and I have cold beer in the fridge.

Do I watch another half of this crap knowing it's very unlikely we'll even look competitive let alone score or get a point? Or do I stare at the temperature on my barbecue probe as it slowly ticks towards 205f, while drinking a beer in the sun?

Easy,probe every time,in fact give me your details and I’ll watch it with you!

 

[71Blade]

I assume Bogle further forward

 

[Nedski]

Easy,probe every time,in fact give me your details and I’ll watch it with you!

We're up to 196f!

 

[The Crab]

I'll tell you what, ashley young seems like he's been around forever but he's still a really good player, well at least we're making him look so

We’d make Ray Wilkins look good and he’s fucking dead…..

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Stuart Atwell without doubt the worst referee in this league.

 

[71Blade]

Some head scratching decisions against both sides

 

[Paul1963]

We're up to 196f!

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Need an update please,looks good and I’m hungry now!

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

We're up to 196f!

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Looks like a flamethrowers been at it.

 

[Nedski]

Looks like a flamethrowers been at it.

It's called the bark

 

[Bobby b]

Brewster looks like he's coming on, so that means he's got 15 minutes to get injured or sent off,

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

For all the knocking of Trusty, Brooks, Slimane, Souza etc the whole team is out of its depth in this league. Maybe Hamer is the exception. Maybe a season in the Championship is what these players need to reset and show they are better players than most on here realize. With a huge drop in quality opposition these players will look night and day on this season

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

It's called the bark

Looks tasty though, enjoy.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

For all the knocking of Trusty, Brooks, Slimane, Souza etc the whole team is out of its depth in this league. Maybe Hamer is the exception. Maybe a season in the Championship is what these players need to reset and show they are better players than most on here realize. With a huge drop in quality opposition these players will look night and day on this season

I hope so because at the moment they just look magnificently ordinary

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

I hope so because at the moment they just look magnificently ordinary

They do. Oh and I forgot to mention that Grbic will still suck next season

 

[The Crab]

For all the knocking of Trusty, Brooks, Slimane, Souza etc the whole team is out of its depth in this league. Maybe Hamer is the exception. Maybe a season in the Championship is what these players need to reset and show they are better players than most on here realize. With a huge drop in quality opposition these players will look night and day on this season

True, but then we’re back to square one if we are fortunate enough to go back up

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

We're up to 196f!

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Do you deliver?

 

[Bobby b]

I think I've done a personal best of shouting f#*@king hell today, overhit passes, underhit passes, misplaced passes

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

One game to go
..sigh

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Burnley and Luton down....

 

[Working Class Hero]

I was struggling to see who was who at times on that far side, so I'm happy to be corrected, but that looked a pretty poor debut from Curtis.

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

Well done to Wes there wasting our last chance to get up the pitch so he could sit on the floor a bit

 

[Bobby b]

Burnley and Luton down...

It's first time in a few years that all promoted sides have gone down, either the difference in quality is getting bigger or it might just be that the 3 that went up were shit, I think the latter

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Watching paint dry would have been more entertaining than this.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Boring as fuck this team.
Can’t pass, can’t shoot, minimal interplay, don’t track runners and defend like school kids. Season almost over TFFT.

 

[Bobby b]

Watching paint dry would have been more entertaining than this.

And the colour of the paint is the new dulux blandy bland

 

[wf9-Danny]

Some head scratching decisions against both sides

Robinson and Arblaster should have both been off to be fair.

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

It's first time in a few years that all promoted sides have gone down, either the difference in quality is getting bigger or it might just be that the 3 that went up were shit, I think the latter

Next season will test the gulf in the two leagues theory. If Ipswich, Leicester and whoever struggle, then the Premier League has a major future problem on their hands. One which they will not address.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

I was struggling to see who was who at times on that far side, so I'm happy to be corrected, but that looked a pretty poor debut from Curtis.

Worse than poor. He looked awful. And our bar is very low.

 

[wf9-Danny]

It's first time in a few years that all promoted sides have gone down, either the difference in quality is getting bigger or it might just be that the 3 that went up were shit, I think the latter

The championship will be far harder a task next season, without a shadow of a doubt. No team will be pansying up next season at a whimper as we did.

 

[MiserableBlader]

Got to say. If this is the best league in the world I'd hate to have to watch through 90 minutes of the worst.
Just about the most boring end of seasonal testimonial I've seen. Surely!
Even the officials seemed to be going through the motions - and no that's not a reference to how shit they were (as well).