So of the clubs listed above, i've granted each club points based on the following criteria (not scientific, but...)
5pts - A Season in the Top Flight
10pts - League Cup Win
25pts - FA Cup Win
50pts - League Title
I say it's not that scientific, but bloody hell, it's not far off is it...
| Top Flight Seasons | Pts | League Cup Wins | Pts | FA Cup Wins | Pts | League Titles | Pts | Overall Points |
| MANCHESTER UNITED | 96 | 480 | 5 | 50 | 12 | 300 | 20 | 1000 | 1830 |
| LIVERPOOL | 106 | 530 | 8 | 80 | 7 | 175 | 19 | 950 | 1735 |
| ARSENAL | 104 | 520 | 2 | 20 | 14 | 350 | 13 | 650 | 1540 |
| EVERTON | 118 | 590 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 125 | 9 | 450 | 1165 |
| ASTON VILLA | 107 | 535 | 5 | 50 | 7 | 175 | 7 | 350 | 1110 |
| MANCHESTER CITY | 92 | 460 | 8 | 80 | 6 | 150 | 6 | 300 | 990 |
| CHELSEA | 86 | 430 | 5 | 50 | 8 | 200 | 6 | 300 | 980 |
| NEWCASTLE UNITED | 89 | 445 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 150 | 4 | 200 | 795 |
| SUNDERLAND | 86 | 430 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 50 | 6 | 300 | 780 |
| TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR | 86 | 430 | 4 | 40 | 8 | 200 | 2 | 100 | 770 |
| BLACKBURN ROVERS | 72 | 360 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 150 | 3 | 150 | 670 |
| SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY | 66 | 330 | 1 | 10 | 3 | 75 | 4 | 200 | 615 |
| WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS | 66 | 330 | 2 | 20 | 4 | 100 | 3 | 150 | 600 |
| WEST BROMWICH ALBION | 82 | 410 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 125 | 1 | 50 | 595 |
| BOLTON WANDERERS | 73 | 365 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 465 |
| SHEFFIELD UNITED | 62 | 310 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 100 | 1 | 50 | 460 |
| DERBY COUNTY | 65 | 325 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 2 | 100 | 450 |
| LEEDS UNITED | 51 | 255 | 1 | 10 | 1 | 25 | 3 | 150 | 440 |
| NOTTINGHAM FOREST | 56 | 280 | 4 | 40 | 2 | 50 | 1 | 50 | 420 |
| BURNLEY | 58 | 290 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 2 | 100 | 415 |
| WEST HAM UNITED | 63 | 315 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 75 | 0 | 0 | 390 |
| PRESTON NORTH END | 46 | 230 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 50 | 2 | 100 | 380 |
| LEICESTER CITY | 54 | 270 | 3 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 50 | 350 |
| HUDDERSFIELD TOWN | 32 | 160 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 3 | 150 | 335 |
| STOKE CITY | 62 | 310 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 320 |
| MIDDLESBROUGH | 61 | 305 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 315 |
| PORTSMOUTH | 33 | 165 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 50 | 2 | 100 | 315 |
| BIRMINGHAM CITY | 57 | 285 | 2 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 305 |
| SOUTHAMPTON | 42 | 210 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 235 |
| IPSWICH TOWN | 27 | 135 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 1 | 50 | 210 |
| COVENTRY CITY | 34 | 170 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 195 |
| NOTTS COUNTY | 30 | 150 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 175 |
| BLACKPOOL | 28 | 140 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 165 |
| BURY | 22 | 110 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 160 |
| CHARLTON ATHLETIC | 26 | 130 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 155 |
| NORWICH CITY | 26 | 130 | 2 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 150 |
| FULHAM | 26 | 130 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 130 |
| QUEENS PARK RANGERS | 23 | 115 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 125 |
| THE WANDERERS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 125 | 0 | 0 | 125 |
| CARDIFF CITY | 17 | 85 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 110 |
| WIMBLEDON | 14 | 70 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 95 |
| LUTON TOWN | 16 | 80 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90 |
| BRADFORD CITY | 12 | 60 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 85 |
| WATFORD | 13 | 65 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 65 |
| WIGAN ATHLETIC | 8 | 40 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 65 |
| GRIMSBY | 12 | 60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60 |
| OLDHAM | 12 | 60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60 |
| SWANSEA CITY | 9 | 45 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 55 |
| OLD ETONIANS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 50 |
| BRIGHTON | 8 | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40 |
| BARNSLEY | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 30 |
| ACCRINGTON | 5 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| AFC BOURNEMOUTH | 5 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| BLACKBURN OLYMPIC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| BRENTFORD | 5 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| CLAPHAM ROVERS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| HULL | 5 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| OLD CARTHUSIANS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| OXFORD UNITED | 3 | 15 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| OXFORD UNIVERSITY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| ROYAL ENGINEERS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| BRADFORD PA | 3 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| READING | 3 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| SWINDON TOWN | 1 | 5 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| DARWEN | 2 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| GLOSSOP | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| LEYTON ORIENT | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| NORTHAMPTON | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |