Crouch?

[flashinblade1889]

Just seen Mrs C coming out of the new Greggs at Norton...........is it today dad

 

[Treeton Blade]

Fake news...move on....

 

[S64 Blade]

I eluded to it on the Gallagher thread as I’d heard we’d been speaking to him. Still not convinced though.

 

[BridBladesman]

Hmm...bit of a tall order if you ask me

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Fake news...move on....

Have we got any 'not fake news' at the moment?!

 

[Trafford]

Dissapointed to see that no one has posted a pic of his Mrs yet.....

Saw them together once in a shoe shop in the Trafford Centre, it’s the only time I’ve ever encouraged my wife to take her time looking at shoes and to try any on that she fancied!

 

[Grappler]

Hmm...bit of a tall order if you ask me

Agreed pal, it's a bit of a stretch

 

[BigBed]

Saw them together once in a shoe shop in the Trafford Centre, it’s the only time I’ve ever encouraged my wife to take her time looking at shoes and to try any on that she fancied!

Big peter crouch fan then!!?

 

[GaryHamsonsLeftBootLace]

View attachment 41116 Just seen Mrs C coming out of the new Greggs at Norton...........is it today dad

My wife says that your post is sexist... At least she would say that if she could tear herself away from foaming up at photos of David Beckham at the Royal Wedding

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Hmm...bit of a tall order if you ask me

Not for a club with high aspirations like us .

 

[bertieblade]

Peter crouch when interview and asked what he would have been if he had not been a footballer, replied :- A virgin.

Loved the comment !

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Ouch.

 

[Blade56]

Seen but no one had a camera phone to hand BUUUUUUUULLLLLLSHIT

 

[Kevincarterversion2.0]

Crouch would be a decent experienced signing, always had a good touch for a big guy and has a decent scoring record.

But he would actually want paying, and that might not chime with our wage policy

 

[derfblade.3]

 

[spongebobblade]

View attachment 41116 Just seen Mrs C coming out of the new Greggs at Norton...........is it today dad

It’s a definite YES from me

 

[bonnet de douche]

Here the proof ...taken at Millhouses park ...

 

[Broomhall Blade]

View attachment 41161 Here the proof ...taken at Millhouses park ...

Wrong that's taken at Hillsborough park, a park renowned for hosting some of the world's top festivals.
Like errrr Pigs in the park.

 

[diplomat]

‘Unfinished business’ at stoke = ‘I’m on £70k per week and the silly cunts didn’t put a relegation clause in, I’m fine thanks’

I like two metre Peter but would be underwhelmed if we signed a very expensive sub.

 

[gavtheblade]

Think shipperley.

 

[wizadry]

His missus can give him a blow job whilst she’s stood up, amazeballs. He’s always thinking about saving on the back pain is our Peter, worth a contract on its own, the bloke is selfless.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Reviving this thread.

Partly for the amazing photo at the bottom of page 1, partly for the fact I'd 100% take him in January.
Great option off the bench, occupies 2 defenders, great first touch, will win every aerial battle.

He might even get on the end of the high balls we send in the box

 

[SUFC Guy]

No real scoop here.

If you look closely at the Shirecliffe pre-season vids on the OS, you can spot him.

This is comedy gold and worth bumping

 

[Harry's Game]

Crouch tbf really must like playing football, if I had his money and his lass at home I wouldn’t be turning out in the second tier at Sheffield on a cold Tuesday night

 

[mattbianco1]

Reviving this thread.

Partly for the amazing photo at the bottom of page 1, partly for the fact I'd 100% take him in January.
Great option off the bench, occupies 2 defenders, great first touch, will win every aerial battle.

He might even get on the end of the high balls we send in the box

Crouch being on the pitch is the reason we conceded last night. Everybody was worried where he was and how they were going to beat him in the air. So they just shot instead

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Crouch being on the pitch is the reason we conceded last night. Everybody was worried where he was and how they were going to beat him in the air. So they just shot instead

More like the 6ft 7" cheating cunt decided to con the ref in the first place.

He was once asked what he'd be if he wasn't a professional footballer. His reply was a virgin.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I'd rather have the other sub for them, Bojan.

 

[SwissBlade]

View attachment 41161 Here the proof ...taken at Millhouses park ...

Shared a flight with Abby Clancy from Man to Dubai. Never really paid much attention to her before, but she's stunning in real life, in her jeans and a t-shirt, shorter than i expected as well...

As for Crouch, when he came on the other day, it jogged my memory, I'd seen him playing and scoring for Pompey at the lane. Checked online and it was 2002! He's had some career!

Rated him since he started playing for England. Wilder called it right, he's a Premier league player

 

[Wapping Blade]

Couldn’t hear the “freereeeeeeak” shouts from the 2000/2001 season away at QPR!