Crouch?

[ucandomagic]

Seen at Shirecliffe.

Good option off the bench?

 

[Boxer Blade]

Seen at Shirecliffe.

Good option off the bench?

Well you can't really miss him, can you

 

[Paisley Blade]

Seen at Shirecliffe.

Good option off the bench?

wuedp?

 

[Liaminho9]

Think this would be a great signing.

 

[FTPE]

 

[SteveBlade]

Yeah, why not. 37, but legs won't have gone due to never having legs.

 

[DifferentClass]

I smell another Ian Rush.

 

[ucandomagic]

wuedp?

Friend of my son saw him going in.

At least you can’t mistake him!

 

[snootyfenooty]

They'll bring him in to make Billy and Leon look like up and coming youngsters.

 

[Roygbiv]

If you've seen this on Facebook like I did then the guy who posted it is a wind up merchant

 

[Paisley Blade]

Friend of my son saw him going in.

At least you can’t mistake him!

....and can you vouch for this friend of your son?

A 500 word legally binding personal testimonial should suffice.

 

[snootyfenooty]

If you've seen this on Facebook like I did then the guy who posted it is a wind up merchant

Shame that. Our attack would be like Dad's Army with Billy, Leon and Crouch. DCL can be Private Pike.

 

[Liaminho9]

This makes it look quite unlikely though:



Peter Crouch reveals plans for future after Stoke relegation
Peter Crouch wants to stay at Stoke and try and help them win promotion back to the Premier League, reports David Anderson.

Crouch, 37, is expected to leave Stoke following their relegation and the former England striker has one year left on his Potters deal.

But he insists he has “unfinished business” with the club and that he has no problem playing under Gary Rowett in the Championship.

“I feel like there is unfinished business for me at Stoke,” Crouch told Planet Football.

“I still have a year left on my contract and while I don’t know what is going to happen in the next few weeks, I’d have no problem playing in the Championship next season and trying to get the club back into the Premier League at the first attempt.

“Stoke have a wonderful set of fans, a great set-up in so many areas of the club, and it is a club that should be in the Premier League.

“Hopefully I am one of those who get the chance to Stoke back where they belong next season.”

 

[SUFC Guy]

This makes it look quite unlikely though:



Peter Crouch reveals plans for future after Stoke relegation
Peter Crouch wants to stay at Stoke and try and help them win promotion back to the Premier League, reports David Anderson.

Crouch, 37, is expected to leave Stoke following their relegation and the former England striker has one year left on his Potters deal.

But he insists he has “unfinished business” with the club and that he has no problem playing under Gary Rowett in the Championship.

“I feel like there is unfinished business for me at Stoke,” Crouch told Planet Football.

“I still have a year left on my contract and while I don’t know what is going to happen in the next few weeks, I’d have no problem playing in the Championship next season and trying to get the club back into the Premier League at the first attempt.

“Stoke have a wonderful set of fans, a great set-up in so many areas of the club, and it is a club that should be in the Premier League.

“Hopefully I am one of those who get the chance to Stoke back where they belong next season.”

Summary: I want one last payday at Stoke before I hang my boots up.

 

[Grandmanasty]

He was rescuing a cat out of a tree.

 

[Houso]

No real scoop here.

If you look closely at the Shirecliffe pre-season vids on the OS, you can spot him.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Summary: I want one last payday at Stoke before I hang my boots up.

I'd take it more as "I need to keep the fans onside in case I can't get my agent to sort me a move out elsewhere".

 

[Booker4]

I'd take him, decent option for sure. Can't see it for one minute but we'll see.

 

[IOM Blade]

Dissapointed to see that no one has posted a pic of his Mrs yet.....

 

[TJB.]

Can't see it myself, but I think he'd be a decent addition.

Providing we actually learn how to take a decent corner this season...and Enda learns how to cross.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

No real scoop here.

If you look closely at the Shirecliffe pre-season vids on the OS, you can spot him.

Clearly photoshopped, the guy to the left is Twice the size of him.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Can't see him leaving Stoke with a one year mega wage left - to come to us for under £15k per week. I'm only guessing but you would have thought he'd be on at least £30k to £40k per week?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Friend of my son saw him going in.

At least you can’t mistake him!

Alan Knill has had his roots done.

 

[Harry's Game]

If you've seen this on Facebook like I did then the guy who posted it is a wind up merchant

Could be a wind up Stephen Merchant, he is the same size

 

[Macfarlane21]

No thanks

 

[ucandomagic]

....and can you vouch for this friend of your son?

A 500 word legally binding personal testimonial should suffice.

No - I have no idea who he is - checked with my son and his mate texted him saying “Crouch seen at Shirecliffe” - so he may well have just been quoting a Facebook fantasy merchant!

 

[Large Mendonca]

 

[sheffielder]

Seen at Shirecliffe.

Good option off the bench?

I heard this on Sunday and thought it was a windup!

 

[Esablade]

..he just popped round to help Ched clean the windows...he's struggling to reach dem top one's*

*#onemoarpreseason

 

[FTPE]

37.
Thirty....seven.