Player Suggestion Christiano Ronaldo.

[BigBed]

Just thought I'd join in with the ridiculous suggestions.
And why wouldn't he come, doesn't want to extend any deal with Real, we are SHEFFIELD UNITED, and he might want to team back up with Gareth Bale, who I'm sure Tufty will unveil as our new Duffy in due course.

 

[KoppedOff]

Thought he was going to the pigs? You know, because he’s such big mates with Semedo and because Carlos is Portugese as well? You must remember when Alan Biggs, the RS crew couldnt stop banging on about the fact he definitely promised to come over and watch a match at the Sty last season?

.... which of course never happened and was quietly never mentioned again.

 

[The Crab]

Thought he was going to the pigs? You know, because he’s such big mates with Semedo and because Carlos is Portugese as well? You must remember when Alan Biggs, the RS crew couldnt stop banging on about the fact he definitely promised to come over and watch a match at the Sty last season?

.... which of course never happened and was quietly never mentioned again.

He has put one of Semedo's shirts in his Museum in Madeira. Looks out of place with all those shirts from properly big teams

 

[KoppedOff]

He has put one of Semedo's shirts in his Museum in Madeira. Looks out of place with all those shirts from properly big teams

I’m guessing the most Googled term in Madeira is “Jose Semedo”.

 

[The Crab]

I’m guessing the most Googled term in Madeira is “Jose Semedo”.

Possibly! Pissed on my chips when I saw that fucking thing. Having said that, the mannequin it was on was probably more able than most of their side.

 

[Blade for Sale]

He has put one of Semedo's shirts in his Museum in Madeira. Looks out of place with all those shirts from properly big teams

It's to show the wide-eyed hero worshipping kids where they could end up if they don't train hard enough.

 

[KoppedOff]

Possibly! Pissed on my chips when I saw that fucking thing. Having said that, the mannequin it was on was probably more able than most of their side.

Imagine the hilarity if theyd used his old Charlton shirt

 

[davidblade]

Thought he was going to the pigs? You know, because he’s such big mates with Semedo and because Carlos is Portugese as well? You must remember when Alan Biggs, the RS crew couldnt stop banging on about the fact he definitely promised to come over and watch a match at the Sty last season?

.... which of course never happened and was quietly never mentioned again.

Honestly was ever going to come to a shit hole like the sty

 

[KoppedOff]

Honestly was ever going to come to a shit hole like the sty

Maybe he still has nightmares about that sitter he missed at the Lane and cant face coming to Sheffield full stop.

 

[Bladesman]

He's good but he is no John Fleck.

 

[JohnStreet]

Never heard of him.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

That's a whole shit load of bog rolls.

 

[BigBed]

Hmmmm